Finish this sentence: Southern Miss is better than Mississippi State...

[Political Hack]

Winner gets a picture of Bret Favre courtesy of Jenn Sterger.

[BulldogBear]

...at transferring their best scholar to another in state school and lowering the average gpa at both schools

[somebodyshotmypaw]

Southern Miss is better than Mississippi State at stadium construction. M.M. Roberts Stadium has the most comfortable seating in college football. Plenty of room to lay down, recline, relax, read a book, or enjoy some quiet time away from the chaos of everyday life. Very therapeutic.

[TheRef]

at having a flooded football field when it rains

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[Jack Lambert]

at blaming the other team for the stadium being empty.

[missouridawg]

killing birds without guns.



Needed the "without guns," as I'm sure MSU has many more bird hunters than USM.

[LC Dawg]

Promoting their season tickets to their opponent

Having a player whose name is blocked on Elitedawgs

Lagging behind local high schools in football attendance

Enrolling LSU fans

[CadaverDawg]

at moments of silence

[bulldogsmsu]

Barking then retreating.

They are like that yappy little dog that annoys you by barking and barking at you. Then when you engage; they run with their tail tucked between their legs.

[mic]

Being closer to the coast and New Orleans

[Pollodawg]

Being the literal definition of a directional school.

[CJDAWG85]

Beating Northern Miss in baseball.

[TrapGame]

using mustard as a decorative ingredient.

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

At talking up their small, Mississippi college town. Who knew Hattiesburg rivaled Nashville, New Orleans, Austin etc.?

[Tbonewannabe]

Being able to fit all of their fans in one section of a stadium.

[blacklistedbully]

At needing less reserved seating than the visiting team's band.

[Drugdog]

At impersonating Iowa State Hawkeyes.

[HancockCountyDog]

At killing their football program.

We did a decent job with Croom but USM has shown that whatever we can do, they can do better. THey have killed a once proud football program. I know USM fans that have been looking forward to this home game against us for years and now they aren't going.

That has to be depressing. They use to have a solid 10-15K home game following, now its probably 5-8K. May not seem like much, but imagine if we started selling half of our season tickets.

[mic]

At keeping Russell athletic wear in business..

[Bane Uoykcuf]

....at producing alumni who still live with their parents.

[RougeDawg]

Southern Miss is better than MsU.... At disguising their fans as empty bleachers!!

[Tbonewannabe]

They are great at creating fans of other universities. How many MSU, LSU, Bama, or UM fans go to that school?

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

Celebrating being the 65th basketball team in the country. NITChampsburg.

[Dawgcentral]

having the ability to throw a diploma through a vehicle's window while said vehicle is traveling 60MPH down a four lane highway.

[Todd4State]

Arresting baseball coaches in game.

[yjnkdawg]

Having stadium engineering sophistification, where some might want to crawl up the steps to their seats and then get the feeling that once they reach their seats, that they may possibly fall right onto the playing field.

[Billy Ray Valentine]

At writing graffiti on their bridges coming into campus making it look like it's run by a slum lord.

[Gatordog]

Having to have another schools fan base to complete season ticket sales

[spudd21]

Said no one ever.

[Political Hack]

at blaming the other team for the stadium being empty.

Jack Lambert wins the pickle pic of Favre. Congrats my friend.

IT'S GAMEDAY.

[RougeDawg]

Getting every single fan to away games in one vehicle.