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Dawgowar
09-02-2015, 06:19 PM
Dear MSU Head of the Department of Selling Cheese -

WTF?! You decide to remodel your plant during peak sales season. Brilliant! Limit product during the Holdays with a 15 August cut-off? Sheer genius! You sir have a gift. Please discontinue use of the Larry Templeton Book of F'U Little People Marketing and put some more damn cheese on the shelvs!

Also, had been recruiting a future MSU OT - 5 year old Godson - with Bully's Peanut butter - request you bring that back. To paraphrase the line from Apacolypse Now - "Charlie Don't Surf and Five year Old Future OT's Don't Eat Jiff!"

Least I got some Jalape?o Spread. The 5 year old is not as fond of that.

Dang, no Edam.

BulldogBear
09-02-2015, 06:22 PM
Dear MSU Head of the Department of Selling Cheese -

WTF?! You decide to remodel your plant during peak sales season. Brilliant! Limit product during the Holdays with a 15 August cut-off? Sheer genius! You sir have a gift. Please discontinue use of the Larry Templeton Book of F'U Little People Marketing and put some more damn cheese on the shelvs!

Also, had been recruiting a future MSU OT - 5 year old Godson - with Bully's Peanut butter - request you bring that back. To paraphrase the line from Apacolypse Now - "Charlie Don't Surf and Five year Old Future OT's Don't Eat Jiff!"

Least I got some Jalape?o Spread. The 5 year old is not as fond of that.

Dang, no Edam.

And bring Bully's Peanut Butter daggonit!!!!!