Pretty Funny Article from SB Nation

[LiterallyPolice]

A humorous preview of EVERY sec game:

http://www.sbnation.com/a/college-football-preview-2015/sec-schedule-review

It's long... but I couldn't stop reading....

[Dawg496]

What does Ole Miss do, football-wise?

There's kind of a high school-type spread offense, a good but not spectacular defense peppered with the occasional curve-breaking Robert Nkemdiche-type, and a never-ending stream of recruiting and program-building. Is the answer, "Recruit, and just kind of worry about what happens on the field later?"

[AROB44]

Sorta reminds me of Leonard's Losers.....Damn...I do miss Leonard.

[LiterallyPolice]

If you haven't clicked the link yet, here's a sample of what you are missing:

Vanderbilt at Ole Miss. THE RIVALRY CONTINUES.

CHEVY TAHOE VS. LAND ROVER.

SEA ISLAND VILLA VS. BILOXI TIMESHARE.

PRIVATE CATERING VS. OKAY JUST MORE PRIVATE CATERING.

MY PARENTS OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE VS. MY PARENTS DESPERATELY WANT TO OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE.

THE KHAKI WILL BE RENT AND TORN ASUNDER UNTIL NEW KHAKI HAS TO BE PURCHASED.

SPONSORED BY VINEYARD VINES.

[Pollodawg]

If you haven't clicked the link yet, here's a sample of what you are missing:

Vanderbilt at Ole Miss. THE RIVALRY CONTINUES.

CHEVY TAHOE VS. LAND ROVER.

SEA ISLAND VILLA VS. BILOXI TIMESHARE.

PRIVATE CATERING VS. OKAY JUST MORE PRIVATE CATERING.

MY PARENTS OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE VS. MY PARENTS DESPERATELY WANT TO OWN A PLANTATION HOUSE.

THE KHAKI WILL BE RENT AND TORN ASUNDER UNTIL NEW KHAKI HAS TO BE PURCHASED.

SPONSORED BY VINEYARD VINES.


What makes this hilarious is that it's absolutely true. Especially the bold part. That sums up 99.9999% of their more pretentious fans.

[Pollodawg]

But let's be honest. From the OM standpoint, there are only so many ways you can make a double wide look like a plantation.

[LC Dawg]

I think this is my favorite:

LSU at Alabama. A game so violent it should be charged with assault, offered a scholarship by Miles, and then left on LSU's roster until just before the season, when Miles clears it of any wrongdoing.