Limerick Tuesday?

[LiterallyPolice]

Isn't the Tuesday of each gameweek officially Limerick Tuesday?

[Jack Lambert]

Since we are playing USM it should be called limpdick Tuesday.

[BulldogDX55]

Another season will start with a pop
All ten of their fans will soon drop
Limerick or limp dick
Feed that bird quick
Farewell, Southern Miss To The Top

[BulldogBear]

Another season will start with a pop
All ten of their fans will soon drop
Limerick or limp dick
Feed that bird quick
Farewell, Southern Miss To The Top

I planned to work SMTTT in as well. Here goes...

Southern Miss To The Top
Southern Miss will surely flop
We ain't afraid, we never were
All them years we knew for sure
Yo' bubble was bound to pop


....Ya never shoulda dumped Bower. Good man, good coach. It probably wouldn't be nearly as bad now.

[AlmostPositive]

"Anytime Anywhere" is the lingo
But we know they'll be lucky if ten go
"Southern Miss to the Top"
Just tell the bastards to stop
If they leave to go shoot zoo flamingos

[Coach34]

Nasty Bunch Nasty Bunch they used to be
But not so nasty now for their 10 fans to see
Prescott is coming to Spread the Fun
The Brown Brothers hit a ton
Will it be Staley or Fitz that takes the last knee?

[BulldogDX55]

I don't want to be that guy, but you know that limiricks have both a rhyme scheme and beat, right? It's not just an AABBA rhymed poem.


"Anytime Anywhere" is the lingo
But we know they'll be lucky if ten go
"Southern Miss to the Top"
Just tell the bastards to stop
If they leave to go shoot zoo flamingos

Just drop the word "bastards" and this would be perfect, form wise.

[starkvegasdawg]

It's football season believe it or not
But we start this season in that hellhole called the rock
Playing a pretty lame bird
With a uni the color of a colicky turd
With about as much talent as a gallon of snot.

[LiterallyPolice]

The saddest story that ever was told
Involved eagles, that somehow were gold
They went to Hawaii
Their coach went goodbye-ee
Now the whole program might as well fold

[somebodyshotmypaw]

USM should just turn the page
Division III is all the rage
That's what they should join
Cause they don't have the coin
They only pay the coach minimum wage

[K9 Avenger]

The Rock is week one's first stop
to experience "Southern Miss to the top"
But "Nugget" is dead
Tens of fans are full of dread
As they wait for the other shoe to drop

[shoeless joe]

They tried to pawn off on us their season tix
Their budget they hoped we would fix
But it won't take too long
Both their fans will be gone
Do they still have Pinkston and Nix?

[Dawgcentral]

There once was a team dressed in yellow,
Who's fan base was known as quite mellow.
They showed up in tens, all clucking like hens,
saying, we blow hot air like a bellows.

[TaleofTwoDogs]

That team from Starkville
Riding their horse named No Repect
Will show Hatti on inspect
'Em Dawgs aren't just run-of-the-mill

[Bullmutt]

Hattiesburg will be hot as hell
As Southern suffers the curse of the bell.
The Buzzards talk a good battle
As they peck carrion cattle,
In the end it's the Bulldogs. All Hail!

[PSYCHO(thesis)DEFENSE]

they said we don't even kickoff 'til nine
but i already broke out the moonshine
now it's a quarter til three
so i think while i pee
come gametime, what's higher me or the line?