Question for the Board about what Cohen will be looking for in future players.

[Drugdog]

A. Ability to balance Ten hats on head at once.
B. Ability to wear uniform backwards at crucial moments.
C. Flapping your arms like birds to start a rally.

[Billy Ray Valentine]

And whatever you do, avoid any legacies that might possibly get some of the attention you crave

[Drugdog]

D. Ability to Coach first base.

[I seen it dawg]

It's football season now...

[godlluB]

I think we need to recruit players with a better taste in walk-up music.

[K9 Avenger]

I think we should stop starting stupid ass threads that do nothing but repeat the same moronic crap that's been posted here for months on end...

[Drugdog]

I think we should stop starting stupid ass threads that do nothing but repeat the same moronic crap that's been posted here for months on end...

K9, this was done in humor. Relax.

[WeWonItAll(Most)]

He will require recruits to submit mixtapes. Got to find quality replacements for the Bench Mob.

[Treemydawg]

Recruits forearms must be no bigger than the average 14 yo girls forearms.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

I just hope they look awesome with their jerseys unbuttoned without an undershirt.

[yjnkdawg]

Recruits must be able to hit the ball hard, but can not have any doubles, triples, or home runs.

[starkvegasdawg]

Must be proficient in power point.

[CadaverDawg]

Hit the L-screen or GTFO.

L-Screen > Homer

[MSUDawg99]

He will require recruits to submit mixtapes. Got to find quality replacements for the Bench Mob.

Bench Mobb