Sum up the 2014-15 academic year big three sports with your favorite quotes:

[BulldogBear]

Quotes from television, theatre, silver screen, poetry and literature will be accepted. Also feel free to include a bonus.

Here are mine:

FOOTBALL- "Men at some time are masters of their fates; The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." -Cassius, from Julius Caesar

BASKETBALL: "My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit." -Tyrion Lannister, from A Storm of Swords

BASEBALL: "There is now... a level zero." -Master Shifu, from Kung Fu Panda


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BONUS: "Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you." -John Cohen*** from NOT, it was really Tyrion Lannister, from A Game of Thrones

[CadaverDawg]

Baseball: "That is one big pile of shit" - Jurassic Park

[BulldogBear]

Baseball: "That is one big pile of shit" - Jurassic Park

Winner, I forgot about that one! But mine should get a ribbon too!

[scottycameron]

"It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite."

-FMJ

[BulldogBear]

"It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite."

-FMJ

Please specify sport. A logical man assumes baseball or basketball though ^^

[Dawgowar]

Baseball: "They're Still Shitty" Cleveland Indians Groundskeepers in 'Major Leagues'

[Dawgowar]

Basketball: "The Horror, the horror" Marlon Brando, 'Apocalypse Now'.

[msstate7]

"Hate myself and want to die" nirvana

It's a joke. I love sports, but I don't hang on em like that

[Dawgowar]

Football - 1st half of the season: "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!" Rodney Dangerfield, Caddy Shack
2nd half of the season - "What happened? You're balls fall off" Heath Ledger, Dark Knight

Bonus: Post Auburn game "I ****ed your Mom" Spoken to Stifler in one of the American Pie equals.
Second Bonus - Danny Kannell is a ****ing scripted douchebag. Me.

[gravedigger]

Much adoo about nothing

[FlabLoser]

Football: That's no moon. It's a space station! - Obi Wan Kenobi

Basketball: I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke Skywalker

Baseball: That is why you fail. - Yoda

[ShotgunDawg]

Football

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Basketball

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Baseball

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[starkvegasdawg]

Baseball: What we have here...is a failure...to communicate.

[BrunswickDawg]

On bunting: This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. He's shaking me off. You believe that shit? Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.

Baseball in general:
Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

[State82]

To follow Brunswick, one more from Bull Durham:

Skip (Cohen): "What's our (SEC)record?"
Larry(Butch): "8-22"
Skip (Cohen): "How in the world did we ever win 8?"

[Bully13]

Baseball: I see a clip of Tom Hanks marooned on the island screaming " Wilson!!!"...

[biscuit]

"Shitters Full" for baseball and hoops

[Billy Ray Valentine]

Baseball: Major League 2- Japanese guy to Cerrano "you have no..(pulls out the dictionary)........marbles

[maroonmania]

Here is mine for the recently completed basketball and baseball seasons:

Clark Griswold from Christmas Vacation - "WORSE? How can things get any worse? Take a look around you Ellen! We're at the threshold of Hell!"

[LC Dawg]

Baseball:

Ricky Bobby - With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed.