PDA

View Full Version : Well, Here's the latest on Kelly:



Jacksondevildog
12-24-2014, 07:26 PM
http://youtu.be/3u9Qpk5BEu0

Political Hack
12-24-2014, 07:34 PM
"college football quarterback" & "signed a scholarship to play at Ole Miss a week ago today."

They did not call him the Ole Miss QB or comment on his status with the team. Personally, it was fight. I've been in plenty. It's not a big deal. The gun threat was, but fist fights happen when you're 19-20 and in a bar.

ShotgunDawg
12-24-2014, 07:35 PM
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME! I can't tell you how pumped I am about how much fun this upcoming season will be.

Haiti has been replaced by soup kitchens. This is right out of the TSUN playbook. This M&M wanna be is going to be so much fun to cover.

I thought it was a SNL skit at first. Hard to believe this reality.

BeardoMSU
12-24-2014, 07:35 PM
Wow....just....wow.

CadaverDawg
12-24-2014, 07:37 PM
Well played, Freeze...well played.

Pokerdawg44
12-24-2014, 07:43 PM
Whats the over/under on om frat parties he attends before he has another incident. Im saying 1.5

This is gonna be fun

Saltydog
12-24-2014, 07:45 PM
thru as a hula hoop.......

mic
12-24-2014, 07:47 PM
Ok News 4 here is the deal.
We are cutting a check for xxxx amount to the community and we are going to have Chad Kelly there serving.
Interview him and make him look good.

Thanks,
OM PR dept...

ShotgunDawg
12-24-2014, 07:48 PM
Lets call a spade a spade here:

This kid is dumber than a box rocks and is boarderline special needs. I really hope Ole Miss keeps him, even if he makes them a better team, because the entertainment value of this will be incredible.

The kid doesn't even believe the BS that's coming out of his mouth.

Congrats Ole Miss you have signed criminal Forest Gump as your QB.

Pokerdawg44
12-24-2014, 07:58 PM
Im sure jim Kelly is a proud uncle.

Coach34
12-24-2014, 08:05 PM
Fighting cops while being booked is kind of a problem also

Dawgowar
12-24-2014, 08:10 PM
Fighting cops while being booked is kind of a problem also

And fighting ANY New York based cop the last two weeks is not conducive to leniency.

solodawg
12-24-2014, 08:19 PM
LOL...No doubt something's not right with this dude. Definitely has those crazy eyes!!

Dallas_Dawg
12-24-2014, 08:21 PM
Im sure jim Kelly is a proud uncle.

Surely Jim Kelly doesn't claim this disgusting piece of garbage as his nephew. I know my uncles would not claim me

TUSK
12-24-2014, 08:44 PM
so. very. disappointing.

don't you dare post another MGK vid unless at least one of the following phrases/words is in it:

1- Yo.
2- Keepin' it real.
3- We don't love them ho's.

Political Hack
12-24-2014, 08:48 PM
Fighting cops while being booked is kind of a problem also

nah. He's just a young man who needs proper guidance by a good Christian man who believes in second chances.

starkvegasdawg
12-24-2014, 09:29 PM
What is it about nephews of famous nfl qb's? Although I think this one makes Favre look like a member of the Mormon tabernacle choir. Bet they can't get him in Oxford fast enough so they can cover up his exploits.

JDog13
12-24-2014, 10:37 PM
Anyone else think he sounds like Scotty P? you know what I'm sayin?

CJDAWG85
12-24-2014, 10:57 PM
You could create a drinking game with the phrase "give back".


Also, you have to learn from your mistakes? Damn man, how many will it take to finally learn?

CadaverDawg
12-24-2014, 11:39 PM
Anyone else think he sounds like Scotty P? you know what I'm sayin?

http://i.imgur.com/KZDe1yP.png

Dawgface
12-25-2014, 12:02 AM
That's some funny pr stuff.

I seen it dawg
12-25-2014, 12:23 AM
Anyone else think he sounds like Scotty P? you know what I'm sayin?

I understand the English language.

LC Dawg
12-25-2014, 12:39 AM
I try not to give college kids too hard of a time because I was pretty stupid in college but this guy is like a real life Billy Madison.

FlabLoser
12-25-2014, 12:43 AM
NAFOOM proclaims the company line is that Kelly wasn't kicked out of the bar. He friend was, and Kelly went out with him. Kelly said nothing about an AK. Bouncer started the fight. Nothing to see here. Hotty Toddy.

Mutt the Hoople
12-25-2014, 08:56 AM
NAFOOM proclaims the company line is that Kelly wasn't kicked out of the bar. He friend was, and Kelly went out with him. Kelly said nothing about an AK. Bouncer started the fight. Nothing to see here. Hotty Toddy.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/32302192.jpg

ShotgunDawg
12-25-2014, 09:14 AM
I try not to give college kids too hard of a time because I was pretty stupid in college but this guy is like a real life Billy Madison.

I couldn't agree more. I was trying to figure out who this guy was yesterday and "pre- Veronica Vaughn Billy Madison" came to mind.

It's almost spot on.

Barking 13
12-25-2014, 01:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KZDe1yP.png

exactly.. no ragrets...

eta: that was one funny ass movie...

BeardoMSU
12-25-2014, 03:39 PM
I"pre- Veronica Vaughn Billy Madison"

This dance pushes bouncers into an uncontrollable rage....

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmednj26CF1qd10pyo1_500.gif

Smitty
12-25-2014, 04:29 PM
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME! I can't tell you how pumped I am about how much fun this upcoming season will be.

Haiti has been replaced by soup kitchens. This is right out of the TSUN playbook. This M&M wanna be is going to be so much fun to cover.

I thought it was a SNL skit at first. Hard to believe this reality.

These are my exact thoughts. It's just too damn funny and perfect. I cannot wait for him to interact with the frat bros and late night of Oxford

BulldogBear
12-25-2014, 07:04 PM
oh my

EMDawg
12-26-2014, 10:21 AM
Spoke with an Ole Miss football player Christmas eve. freeze to make a decision Jan 5 on Kelly. Their two QB's are not happy at all regarding the possibility of bringing him in.

Todd4State
12-26-2014, 11:38 AM
Spoke with an Ole Miss football player Christmas eve. freeze to make a decision Jan 5 on Kelly. Their two QB's are not happy at all regarding the possibility of bringing him in.
They are probably worried about what Kelly will do to them if they beat him out.