Limerick Wednesday- Rowwww Tiiiiiiiide edition

[Coach34]

Go!!!

[BulldogDX55]

The worst fans on this side of Ole Miss
Like to yell when they bang their sis,
"Hey maw! Roll Tide!
I'm now inside!
The Bear would approve of this!"

[shoeless joe]

Roll tide roll
Comes from the hole
On the face of a fan
Who could only attend
An east mississippi JUCO

[starkvegasdawg]

It's time to visit that hell hole to the east
Where there lives a team that's historically been quite a beast
But this year they aren't quite as tough
And Dak and company have the right stuff
To win by two touchdowns at least

[Bullmutt]

Saban- the Dark Lord of Dread-
Makes some think State's dreams are dead.
But, when Psycho D and Dak
Keep those dreams right on track,
Those pundits will lose all their cred.

[Tbaen]

There once was a man from Tuscaloosa
Who died young due to substance abuse-a
Then we beat Dubose and Shula
They said "Just a Fluke-a"
But with Saban there will be no excuse-a

[BulldogDX55]

Only one of you actually made a limerick with proper meter ;)

[Maroonthirteen]

Just East on highway 82
Stands a giant coach at 5 foot two
But Dan is our man
He has a game plan
To defeat Saban by 22

[FlabLoser]

15 titles, they said.
So to Bama, they fled.
Which fans are alums?
After we kick their bums,
its those whose tears are red.

[Jack Lambert]

In 1941 we won the battle
but the University of Alabama stole our title
in 2014
we got the Dak
This is the year we steal it back.


About as close I can get to a limerick

[Pollodawg]

In 1941 we won the battle
but the University of Alabama stole our title
in 2014
we got the dak
This is the year we steal it back.

Winner.

[Dawgcentral]

There once was a jackass named Saban,
Who thought that his field was a haven.

His 5 stars soon fell, to Men with a bell,
and talk soon resumed to "Way back when".

(sorry for the late bump, wasn't in the mood on Wednesday)