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Pokerdawg44
11-10-2014, 01:47 AM
http://www.sportspickle.com/2013/09/cooper-manning-peyton-eli-dont-know-shit-energy-investment-equity

Sounds like Cooper is getting annoyed by being Peyton's and Eli's brother

?I thought this article was about me? I thought this was about energy capital development in the Gulf Coast region? Everyone thinks football is so important. But it?s just a game. Energy runs the world, you get me? Not football. Energy. And Peyton and Eli don?t know shit about energy investment equity.?

"I?m so sick of people treating me like I?m the failure of the Manning family,? he said. ?So my brothers play in the NFL. Whoopdee shit. There are 32 starting NFL quarterbacks. You know how many partners there are at regional energy investment company of this size? Not 32, I?ll tell you that. We?re a division of ScotiaBank, godammit! That shit?s international!?

?People think Peyton is smart?? continued Cooper, now shouting. ?He?s a dumbass. Trust me on this. He knows nothing but football. He thinks a good business investment is buying up a bunch of Papa Johns franchises in f?king Denver. And you?re going to condescend to me? To me? A partner at Howard Weil? I?m not the failure of the family. Get out of my office!?

SDDawg
11-10-2014, 01:59 AM
Love me some good satire, I'll bet Cooper does say this kinda stuff in private too.

Coach34
11-10-2014, 06:25 AM
Article was a joke

Political Hack
11-10-2014, 07:15 AM
very on point though. If he really is a partner there, that's pretty damn impressive.