CadaverDawg
11-03-2014, 02:20 PM
I know, I know..."Why do you listen to that douche?!" Hey it's a long week, and he's fun to make fun of.
So anyway, he was just on SVP and said...."Oregon is the best team in the country. I would absolutely, hands down, pick them in a head to head match up with anybody in the country". Wuuut?
He followed that up with, "I think Mariota easily wins the Heisman, because he won't have a Heisman moment but his numbers will just be silly like Winston's were last season."
Ha, he can't decide who he thinks is the best team, but it sure isn't a SEC team. He said Auburn doesn't impress him that much and they aren't in his Top 4-5. He was pimping TCU, Oregon, and even Michigan state....and of course, he said MSU and FSU were 1 and 2 while they still have a zero in the loss column. Said he can't justify putting anyone above those 2. So he thinks Oregon is the best team, but he has them ranked #3 in his poll.
He reminds me of one of those habitual liars that has lied so much he can't remember which one he is supposed to use that day. Combine that with his goofy facial expression, and the way his face turns red when he knows he's been busted and is embarrassed, and that guy is Douche of the year. In fact, I ink we ought to have our first ever D-Bag of the year (or something similar), and I want to make Kannell the first nominee and definite front runner. Or in his terms, the Mariota of the DBag of the year.*
What you think, Coach34? An annual award called something like, "The Moron of the Year" sponsored by Landshark Beer and Bafoom dot com*
So anyway, he was just on SVP and said...."Oregon is the best team in the country. I would absolutely, hands down, pick them in a head to head match up with anybody in the country". Wuuut?
He followed that up with, "I think Mariota easily wins the Heisman, because he won't have a Heisman moment but his numbers will just be silly like Winston's were last season."
Ha, he can't decide who he thinks is the best team, but it sure isn't a SEC team. He said Auburn doesn't impress him that much and they aren't in his Top 4-5. He was pimping TCU, Oregon, and even Michigan state....and of course, he said MSU and FSU were 1 and 2 while they still have a zero in the loss column. Said he can't justify putting anyone above those 2. So he thinks Oregon is the best team, but he has them ranked #3 in his poll.
He reminds me of one of those habitual liars that has lied so much he can't remember which one he is supposed to use that day. Combine that with his goofy facial expression, and the way his face turns red when he knows he's been busted and is embarrassed, and that guy is Douche of the year. In fact, I ink we ought to have our first ever D-Bag of the year (or something similar), and I want to make Kannell the first nominee and definite front runner. Or in his terms, the Mariota of the DBag of the year.*
What you think, Coach34? An annual award called something like, "The Moron of the Year" sponsored by Landshark Beer and Bafoom dot com*