Limerick Tuesday- Sourmash Edition

[Coach34]

Go!

[Political Hack]

They can't dunk the ball.
They don't have John Wall.
Kentucky still has pigskin?
Don't they procreate with kin?
Thank God it's still fall.

[Smitty]

We are number one
Damn it sure is fun
On their bluegrass
We'll stomp that ass
Faster than Raylan can pull his gun


Kentucky references aplenty

[FlabLoser]

The family drove north in a suburban
To see football and sample some bourbon
Those winners in hoops
Have high hopes in Bob Stoops
But State beat them like Bush vs tubran

[mstatefan91]

Basketball season is near
Therefore UK fans have no fear
But the pigskin dawgs will stomp you down
Our basketball worries we'll drown
In tons of Kentucky whiskey
But fear not for football is still with me

[Coach34]

Our first game ever as #1
We play on CBS under the sun
I hope to see the Big Blue Judd
As she watches her team lay a dud
I hope we #RTGDF a ton