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[I seen it dawg]

Sorry so late boys. 51-17 state!

[Dawghouse]

47-27. We'll be leading by 20 going into the 4th quarter again.

First real test is @Bama **

[CadaverDawg]

Glad you're here, I seen it....didn't want to mess up the Ju Ju.

[Dawg61]

MSU 41 Auburn 21

[PMDawg]

Feel like I'm gonna hurl....

[Dawg61]

Feel like I'm gonna hurl....

Haha that's just Croom leaving the body

[MarketingBully01]

I feel pretty good about this game but I still think we win 24-17.

[CadaverDawg]

I'm so nervous, I've already had 3 bourbons. Not sure if my heart or my liver will quit first

[PMDawg]

Ive been debating the whiskey...cant decide.

[Dawg61]

I'm so nervous, I've already had 3 bourbons. Not sure if my heart or my liver will quit first

SLOW DOWN

What'd you mix them with and what type bourbon?


http://youtu.be/fJdqw-JzW08

[RBritt]

I'm nervous as shit.

[MetEdDawg]

Guys we are fine. My daughter is in her maroon onesie. I mentioned this earlier. We bought it the day before the season started when she was 3 weeks old and she's worn it every single game this season. She's wearing it right now so we are fine.

[CadaverDawg]

SLOW DOWN

What'd you mix them with and what type bourbon?


http://youtu.be/fJdqw-JzW08

Went with an old reliable....Makers. Mixing with a splash of Coke. Also got a pint of Knob Creek in case I run out.

[CadaverDawg]

Man I'm glad the UGA game is already over, now we do to have to worry about a delay

[Dawg61]

http://youtu.be/-UmTjymKXEs

[CadaverDawg]

SLOW DOWN

What'd you mix them with and what type bourbon?

Oh, and my wife may or may not have gone and gotten me the bulldog ice cube mold from Williams Sonoma that was being discussed on SPS yesterday. So I've got a bulldog peering up at me through the bourbon in my glass

[Dawg61]

Man I'm glad the UGA game is already over, now we do to have to worry about a delay

Oh man you're already slurring text haha

[CadaverDawg]

Looks like Georgia quit being Gurley and worked up a Chubb*

[Ralph]

38-27 State. It's going to be LOUD in there today.

[CadaverDawg]

Oh man you're already slurring text haha

+1

[Dawg61]

Oh, and my wife may or may not have gone and gotten me the bulldog ice cube mold from Williams Sonoma that was being discussed on SPS yesterday. So I've got a bulldog peering up at me through the bourbon in my glass

Gotta get that gotta get that gotta get that!!! Good wife

[BushmillsBully]

LOSING MY SHIT HERE

[starkvegasdawg]

Looks like Georgia quit being Gurley and worked up a Chubb*

And then they rammed that Chubb in deep.

[Maroonthirteen]

I got a beer to settle my nerves. I funneled it without a funnel.

[RBritt]

When we were good in basketball all the games that played before us would go over and we'd lose. I take that early finish as a positive omen!

[Dawg61]

I got a beer to settle my nerves. I funneled it without a funnel.

Butchug

[CadaverDawg]

So nervous

[starkvegasdawg]

Do we want the ball first or play defense first?

[ScoobaDawg]

Give them the balll...its worked so far

[ScoobaDawg]

ITIITITIITIISS f****Ckiinhgnhgngn TIMMEMMMEEEEE

[CadaverDawg]

Let's go Dawgs!!!!!!!!!

[ScoobaDawg]

damnit
wheres the game.....

[ScoobaDawg]

oh right i paused the dvr

[ScoobaDawg]

F*CK THE BLACK BEARS get that shit off the screen

[PMDawg]

Wow. Bad forst drive.

[PMDawg]

YESSSS!!!

[ScoobaDawg]

ahhh special teams... please dont bite us in the ass today

[ScoobaDawg]

WOOOOWWO YEEWSSSSSSS

[Vandelay Industries]

Bear!!!!!!!!!

[NorCalDawg]

The Bear mauls!

[MetEdDawg]

Bear Force One!!!!!!

[CadaverDawg]

Boom

[MetEdDawg]

You guys hear his stat?? All of his catches have either resulted in a first down or a TD this year. That's insane.

[ScoobaDawg]

two turnovers already love it

[NorCalDawg]

Let's go get it again!!!!!

[CadaverDawg]

Boom

[PMDawg]

Holy shit Dakman!!

[TrapGame]

WOW!!

14-0 on turnovers. Wow!!!

[PMDawg]

Why is this thread so dead? Lol

[ScoobaDawg]

because we are scoring so fast lol/ im trying to keep up. ROBBBINNNSSSSOONNNNN

[ScoobaDawg]

thiiis is fun guys. time for another td beer

[NorCalDawg]

SACK!!!

[ScoobaDawg]

hahahahahah sccrew you GUS get off the field.

[msstate7]

One more

[CadaverDawg]

Why is this thread so dead? Lol

For me it's because I'm drunk and everybody else must be at the game.

[I seen it dawg]

85 Bears

[PMDawg]

For me it's because I'm drunk and everybody else must be at the game.

Wish I was there

[Maroonthirteen]

I got 2 soldiers down. 2 Touchdowns. Think I'll have another.

[PMDawg]

Lets go 21-0...

[ScoobaDawg]

For me it's because I'm drunk and everybody else must be at the game.


Wish I was there

Not drunk yet. but the wedding rehersal dinner tonight might be interesting in 4 hours.
and DAMN RIGHT I WISH I COULD BE.

[ScoobaDawg]

I got 2 soldiers down. 2 Touchdowns. Think I'll have another.

3...had to pregame one. i like the way you think

[ScoobaDawg]

ROJo nice damn catch HELLOLLLLL OF A PASS

[NorCalDawg]

RoJo with a great catch for a 1st down!!!!

[NorCalDawg]

JROB!!!!

[NorCalDawg]

I love the way we're able to move the ball against this Auburn D.

[PMDawg]

IN. SANE.

[PMDawg]

18 qtrs with no TDs on this defense, and they look inept.

[starkvegasdawg]

Is this really happening?

[MetEdDawg]

Oh my holy goodness. I can't believe what I'm watching

[I seen it dawg]

85 Bears

[mparkerfd20]

Oh my holy goodness. I can't believe what I'm watching
Neither can Auburn.

[NorCalDawg]

Keep foot on gas. Let's totally embarrass these 17er's!

[CadaverDawg]

Boom

[Maroonthirteen]

Wooooo! There bulldogs. I just opened this one. 2 1/4 down and 3 TDs. Good ratio.

[Air of The Dawg]

Is this really happening?

I have never failed to speak when I pull up a mike, but I'm speechless....
KEEP YOUR DAMN FOOT ON THE GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vandelay Industries]

Preston Smith destroyed the FG attempt

[starkvegasdawg]

Wow. They gashed us hard but good hold. Now. Run it down their throat.

[PMDawg]

Auburn cut blocking now. Malzahn is a loser.

[CadaverDawg]

Poor play calling there. Can't get conservative

[starkvegasdawg]

Why????????

[Vandelay Industries]

Why Dan?

[CadaverDawg]

What the hell? Dan has lost his mind

[NorCalDawg]

Why? Why? Why?!!!!! Just punt it. Can't let 'em think they can get back in this game.

[PMDawg]

What. The. ****. Dan....

[Smitty]

Mulllen gonna Mullen

[IMissJack]

.

[starkvegasdawg]

Come on D. Bail out your head coach.

[MetEdDawg]

That was about as dumb as him going for two last year against Auburn in the 1st quarter after they did it to us. His dumb comes out every so often against Auburn and I don't know why.

[Air of The Dawg]

Why get tricky ? Control the ball, if we need 3 and out and punt, so be it but keep ahold of the damn cockpit here

[TrapGame]

Dan, stop the cute shit.

[DownwardDawg]

That was stupid. We have dominated and auburn looked defeated. Way to give them hope.

[State82]

I've watched a lot of football over the years and that right there would rank in the top 3 or 4 stupidest coaching moves of all time. Ever. In history.

[NorCalDawg]

Ryan Brown! Great tackle!

[Maroonthirteen]

Dans just toying with Malzahn. ...and my emotions.

[DownwardDawg]

Damn our D is solid!!!!

[I seen it dawg]

85 Bears

[IMissJack]

Commentator did not know what to say but, "why?"

[starkvegasdawg]

We need to hire a GA whose only job is to kick Dan in the nuts when he gets a dumb idea.

[PMDawg]

I'm gonna give Dan the benefit of the doubt there. I'm going to guess that they thought they saw something.

[Vandelay Industries]

I'm gonna give Dan the benefit of the doubt there. I'm going to guess that they thought they saw something.

Even if this is true, why chance it? You have all the Momentum in the game, punt it and play D

[NorCalDawg]

Auburn already has 91 yards on the ground. I hope Collins has something up his sleeve to stop that shit.

[ScoobaDawg]

Cohen clapping it up next to Dan on the sideline... LOVE IT

[NorCalDawg]

Hope we can put together a long clock-killing drive, here.

[ScoobaDawg]

Auburn already has 91 yards on the ground. I hope Collins has something up his sleeve to stop that shit.

a lot from that one run.. we are fine.

[ScoobaDawg]

GO GRIFFIN GO... love that guy.

[NorCalDawg]

Damn.

[ScoobaDawg]

AGGHHJHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO
well it was bound to happen. come on DEFENSE

[IMissJack]

.

[NorCalDawg]

a lot from that one run.. we are fine.

True, but that's what Auburn is good at.

[Air of The Dawg]

Hope we can put together a long clock-killing drive, here.


Need that BIG time

[starkvegasdawg]

There went the momentum.

[CadaverDawg]

Son of a bitch. We tightened up once we got the big lead. Shit shit shit.

Gonna let em back in it

[GreenheadDawg]

Miscommunication.. Johnson didnt even turn around

[DownwardDawg]

We are subbing like crazy on D.

[starkvegasdawg]

Time to get 1a back in.

[CadaverDawg]

Getting outcoached right now. They are pounding us and going no huddle when our 2's are in. We have to stop this rotation. Our 2's are a drop off

[Vandelay Industries]

Great hold by the D there

[starkvegasdawg]

Way to hold. But I still feel the momentum shifting. Need to answer here with at least a long drive. Points would be preferable.

[Air of The Dawg]

You're right. Need to change rotation up and not be so consistent. Wild eyed and crazy on D !!!

[PMDawg]

Even if this is true, why chance it? You have all the Momentum in the game, punt it and play D

Just being nice....

[Bothrops]

Need to gets some points now and build that point barrier back. We've been as lucky as we're gonna get.

[Dawg61]

Come on offense!!

[CadaverDawg]

Our offense has looked bad the last two drives. Need to loosen up and play ball.

[PMDawg]

Auburn already has 91 yards on the ground. I hope Collins has something up his sleeve to stop that shit.

About 80 of it vs 2nd string

[Vandelay Industries]

I gotcha. 1A D is playing great, let's hope they stay in most of the game

[CadaverDawg]

Why throw it on 2nd and 3? We're running well

[CadaverDawg]

Come on, Dak. Gotta be smarter than that man

[Dawg61]

FU@K!!!!

[CadaverDawg]

We're gonna **** around on offense and blow this damn lead we've built. Son of a bitch. We can't make mistakes like that against a good team. Shit.

[DownwardDawg]

Damn that hurt. We just left points on the field.

[msstate7]

Dak got greedy. He has to turn that up field

[Bothrops]

Two passes right to defenders damn. Should have kept it for 10 yards, at least.

[DownwardDawg]

Dak knows better. He should have run.

[TimberBeast]

Damn Mullen run the ****ing football. Right now it's state 21 Mullen 6. Thank goodness our d keeps bailing him out.

[starkvegasdawg]

Unbelievable. Can't make these mistakes. Too much on line.

[Maroonthirteen]

Pointing out the obvious, but turnovers have to stop. We neede anything there....a FG at least.

[NorCalDawg]

Prescott could've gotten the 1st down there on his feet. No need to throw it. Bad decision. C'mon D. Let's shut 'em down again.

[ckDOG]

Did dak hurt his arm? He threw two lame ducks on that drive

[CadaverDawg]

Now I'm worried

[MetEdDawg]

I believe it is about to start pouring down rain. A cell just missed to the north but one looks to be bearing down on the stadium

[NorCalDawg]

Good D, Redmond!

[CadaverDawg]

Whew

[CadaverDawg]

Jesus. We are going to give them this game. Shit

[Smitty]

In so tired of these stupid mother****ing special teams ****ing us!!!!!!!!!!

[TrapGame]

WTF?!!!

[Vandelay Industries]

Yep this is bad

[starkvegasdawg]

Just give em the damn game.

[Dawg61]

So dumb

[NorCalDawg]

Special teams. Do they ride the short bus to the games?

[Bothrops]

Dez looks done for the day.

[starkvegasdawg]

And now the rain has knocked out my satellite. I may be glad.

[DownwardDawg]

We're playing our worst game.

[Smitty]

Catch a god damn punt

[NorCalDawg]

Well, you knew it was going to happen if we kept giving them chances.

[starkvegasdawg]

Four turnovers in the first half.

[DownwardDawg]

****

[Dawg61]

Mullen needs to speak to them, everyone is nervous including him

[msstate7]

Dak are you a heisman candidate or not? We need an answer

[I seen it dawg]

Muther****er. Our ****ing heads aren't in the ****ing stadium. Muther****ing wake the **** up.

[Bothrops]

We can't stay composed. Auburn is a second half team also. Need points!!!

[MetEdDawg]

Here's our saving grace. We have four first half turnovers and are still winning. If we stop the turnovers second half we win this game.

[CadaverDawg]

We have already made too many mistakes to win this game. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****.

You can't give the luckiest bastards on the planet free points. It all started with Dan and his fake punt horse shit. Potential for the biggest win in our history and we step on our own dicks.

[mparkerfd20]

Not looking ready for the big time.

[DownwardDawg]

We have already made too many mistakes to win this game. ****. ****. ****. ****. ****.

You can't give the luckiest bastards on the planet free points. It all started with Dan and his fake punt horse shit. Potential for the biggest win in our history and we step on our own dicks.

The fake punt was huge.

[CadaverDawg]

Anybody else shocked that Special Teams has cost us 10 points already?**

[Bothrops]

Not looking ready for the big time.

If not now it'll never be.

[starkvegasdawg]

The score at the half badly needs to be 28-13.

[MarketingBully01]

The fake punt was huge.

Yeah, but the subsequent INT and muffed punt were bigger. Those two collectively were a 14 point swing.

[NorCalDawg]

Graham is having a bad day. He's going to be a good one, though.

[PMDawg]

Please send graham to the locker room.

[TrapGame]

Take Graham out.

[NorCalDawg]

We needed that!!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

There's the 28 if we make the xp.

[Vandelay Industries]

Huge!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a 3 and out and score again

[Dawg61]

That was HUGE!!

[MarketingBully01]

Yeah, hold them here and we can officially say we are even in the TO department and let's call it zero zero to start the second half.

[starkvegasdawg]

Now. No points before the half

[NorCalDawg]

Hope we keep them from them from getting cheap points, here.

[CadaverDawg]

Kick the ****ing ball through the endzone, Dan.

[CadaverDawg]

I swear, we are going to let Deonte Evans and Kivon Coman get burnt if it kills us

[Irondawg]

Boy deante Evans is terrible in coverage

[Vandelay Industries]

Nice. Get a nice long drive here

[NorCalDawg]

Best play for Graham today.

[CadaverDawg]

I would have taken 28-13 at half before the game......

And I still will.

HailState

[Irondawg]

Yep, amazing to survive 4 straight turnovers

[NorCalDawg]

I would have taken 28-13 at half before the game......

And I still will.

HailState

Hail, yeah.

[Dawghouse]

weather experts are we looking at rain in the 2nd half?

[DownwardDawg]

If we stop the turnovers, we will skull drag them.

[I seen it dawg]

Up 15 with 4 turnovers. I want an ass whipping but up 15 at half every one of us would take.

[Bothrops]

Wet ball second half rain or shine.

[I seen it dawg]

And they don't have any momentum. We took it back. And our defense will have gotten about a hour rest.

[Maroonthirteen]

Yep. I'll take a 15 point lead on the #2 team. I have a ton of confidence in this team. If we can just not turn the ball over, we win. 2 more TDs will win it. Maybe 10 points.

[starkvegasdawg]

Ok. Catch my breath. We've shown we can move the ball and score. Also shown that if we can not give them the ball we can stop their offense. They'll still score but if we can just hold onto the ball and not have stupid play calls we can win this game. Shutting them down there first drive of the 3rd will be huge momentum wise.

[CadaverDawg]

Both teams are kinda playing like crap.

[CadaverDawg]

If it keeps raining, I tell Dak to hold on to the damn ball and start bulldozing folks. Spread em out 5 wide and hope our 6 beat theirs. RTDB

[ScoobaDawg]

Looks like there is that one line moving out. more behind but a an hour or so away IMO...im not ref.
Good start. got stop the mistakes with turnovers.

[AgriDawg]

Can't believe we're up by two scores after four turnovers. I don't buy it that Auburn is playing bad either. Our defense caused those first two turnovers with a tipped pass and a solid hit to dislodge the ball. If we settle down some, we could roll in the second half. Gotta get good defense though.

[NorCalDawg]

62,945. New attendance record. Wish I could be there.

[Irondawg]

This first defensive series is huge for momentum

[NorCalDawg]

Can't believe we're up by two scores after four turnovers. I don't buy it that Auburn is playing bad either. Our defense caused those first two turnovers with a tipped pass and a solid hit to dislodge the ball. If we settle down some, we could roll in the second half. Gotta get good defense though.

^^^This^^^ They can move the ball, but we've won the most of the red zone battles, so far. Their run defense is stout, too. We haven't been able to get much up the middle against them.

[Dawg61]

How many times did Verne and Gary say "these teams don't look like the #2 and #3 teams in the nation"? Hate these pricks

[blacklistedbully]

How many times did Verne and Gary say "these teams don't look like the #2 and #3 teams in the nation"? Hate these pricks

Have they said anything similar about FSU? Who the hell does look better, or hasn't had some shitty play at times this year?

[NorCalDawg]

Pushing off. I'm glad, but that was questionable.

[DownwardDawg]

Hahahaha!!!!!!

[NorCalDawg]

Would like to see that from another angle. Looking at the replay it did slow Calhoun down a bit. Maybe it was a good call.

[PMDawg]

I found that to be obvious PI and was wondering why no flag. **** you Gary. It obviously let him catch the ball. Good coverage without it.

[starkvegasdawg]

We're getting the benefit of the calls.

[Irondawg]

I'll take it but that was pretty questionable

[NorCalDawg]

What I like about Myles is his break after he gets the ball in his hands. He is like lighting.

[Irondawg]

Beautiful Calhoun!

[NorCalDawg]

Good special teams play, there.

[PMDawg]

We're getting the benefit of the calls.

Bout time. We have earned it over the years.

[starkvegasdawg]

This looks like a good place for a safety.

[CadaverDawg]

28 points won't win this game. We better get it together on O. To lookso good early...we have looked incredibly bad since the 21-0 lead

[I seen it dawg]

Karma wants it payback auburn you muther****ers. And karma is collecting.

[Irondawg]

Had a good drive there. AU makes a good tackle on 2nd and dak just throws high on 3rd but good play calls. Just need to execute

[Irondawg]

Ballsy call by gus there from the 1

[starkvegasdawg]

I don't want them getting to within one score. We need a stop and then points of some kind.

[NorCalDawg]

C'mon. Wrap up!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

And now we can't tackle.

[CadaverDawg]

We have wasted so many scoring chances. Now they're going to make us pay. I'm scared we're about to lose. Need a turnover...NOW

[NorCalDawg]

And now we can't tackle.

Auburn probably took baby oil showers at halftime.**

[NorCalDawg]

Dammit!!!

[CadaverDawg]

2nd team Defense. Congrats coaches, you're blowing this game. The game of your lives and you're ****ing blowing it!

[Vandelay Industries]

2nd team defense why?

[CadaverDawg]

NEWSFLASH, DAN AND GEOFF: OUR SECOND TEAM D IS NOT AS GOOD AS OUR FIRST TEAM D.

[Irondawg]

Perfect throw by Marshall there. But we only rushed 4 and let him set his feet and throw without pressure

[PMDawg]

The back ups plus not blitzing on 3rd down will cost us this game.

[MarketingBully01]

That was another push offensive pass interference which is why he was able to catch it by Daq Williams.

[DownwardDawg]

We gotta score 40

[CadaverDawg]

Hey we are gonna lose, BUT AT LEAST WE'VE SHOWN THAT WE'RE 25 DEEP ON DEFENSE.

Face. Palm.

#OutCoached

[starkvegasdawg]

Should have never let them drive 99 yards and 35".

[Vandelay Industries]

They have to see how wrong they are in this, I don't get it

[Bothrops]

Have to score on drives now. No one can cover Williams and Coates.

[Irondawg]

On that 3rd down you couldn't cover the route better. Marshall just threw it behind and the receiver made a play

[Irondawg]

Boy their lb are playing our run game well. That's what we should have done on 3rd down

[starkvegasdawg]

And now it's cloudy and my stupid satellite is out again.

[CadaverDawg]

Prepare yourselves guys....we are about to Mississippi State this game away. Our head coach's sphincter has tightened up and he's quit calling offense. It is a repeat of last year. Trying not to lose, instead of trying to win.

[TrapGame]

Prepare yourselves guys....we are about to Mississippi State this game away. Our head coach's sphincter has tightened up and he's quit calling offense. It is a repeat of last year. Trying not to lose, instead of trying to win.

Mullen gonna Mullen.

[Dawg61]

It's 20-7 Auburn the last 27 minutes of this game

[Dawg61]

Verne Dumbass fu@ks up a player's name every 15 seconds

[Irondawg]

We need a big play. This is starting to feel like it's slipping away. We are just getting no pressure on Marshall and those WR are really really good

[CadaverDawg]

The play of our Safeties is absolutely killing us. Evans and Coman can't cover a statue.

[CadaverDawg]

Big stop. Now get your ass in gear, Dan. We need a score. Don't play scared, go after the W

[CadaverDawg]

My God. We look like the bad news bears since that 21-0 lead. Just awful. Like a team that has never experienced success and is terrified of it

[Irondawg]

That 3rd down looked like it was a designed run. None of the receivers ran a route. Just went 10 and stopped

[Irondawg]

We are def out of synch on offense and their D is playing really well

[MarketingBully01]

Same for their offense as well. Our defense playing better. Gotta get something on this drive though to go up two scores.

[starkvegasdawg]

We're playing scared on offense after the turnovers.

[MetEdDawg]

I'm not sure we can score again unless our defense is able to flip the field or get a turnover. We can't put a drive together right now. Defense is going to have to win this game.