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BrunswickDawg

10-09-2014, 08:23 AM

Just getting to the SI article, and this bit jumped out at me about Collins - "Besides the Mountain Dew, he will down a 5-Hour Energy before practice and a mango shake in a black plastic cup known as the Swag Chalice after practice."

SWAG CHALICE!!!!! Awesome.

Reason2succeed

10-09-2014, 08:26 AM

Ooo, I need a swag chalice too.

#660000

10-09-2014, 08:34 AM

I laughed when reading the article and my head immediately pictured this.

http://iolanthegabrie.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/61528ca5-9b2f-4bdb-b575-30549090524f.jpg

LiterallyPolice

10-09-2014, 08:43 AM

Haha... I loved that paragraph as well. As soon as I read it I emailed it to a few folks.

Right after the "SWAG Chalice" reference, Collins calls Johnny Manziel "Johnathan Football". I don't know why, but I thought that was comedy gold.

SignalToNoise

10-09-2014, 08:54 AM

A texas a&m coworker of mine used to get so riled up because I would refer to him as John Football. I'm guessing Collins is likewise Trolling any A&M fans that might be reading.