Limerick Tuesday- Aubarn Edition

[Coach34]

Go!

[LiterallyPolice]

Early on, Mullen was rubbin'
Us all the wrong way with his subbin'
But the Tigers would lose
And the Aggies would too
And the Barn is up next for a drubbin'

[LiterallyPolice]

Currently ranked number 3
Some may think that's the highest we'll see
But in good time
Our ranking will climb
Higher than an Auburn QB

[curmudgeon]

Here comes War Eagle
But Bully is no beagle
Going to kick their ass
Prescott will run and pass
We gave Jack a Buick Regal

[curmudgeon]

In the nation we are third
Popular on Finebaum and the Herd
Attention will grow
Auburn is too slow
and their fans are really like a turd.

[curmudgeon]

Corso, Chris and Kirk
to the Junction is a perk
A quarterback gets high
Another wears a bow tie
Danny Kannell is a 17ing jerk

[Political Hack]

We have a QB that we didn't buy.
He reminds us all of that Tebow guy.
they don't have a tree.
Where will Nickoe pee?
What's up with a QB that's always high?

[QuadrupleOption]

Auburn fans think they'll give us a kickin',
Run over us and give us a lickin'.
But soon they'll see
Dak and Company
turn that War Eagle into a chicken.

[Bullmutt]

Usually when two cow colleges play,
The sports talking heads stay away.
But with Dak back to pass
And Bulldog D kicking ass,
Damn! They send Herbstreit and GameDay!

[K9 Avenger]

On Saturday The Barn comes to the Junction,


Scene of much prior malfunction,


Their Quarterback gets high,

Cam Newton they had to buy,


The NCAA should serve them an injunction

[AgriDawg]

After the Cam Newton saga
Some State fans said "Why bother?"
But Mullen stepped up our game
Saturday we'll salt the Plains
And send the Tigers crying for mother

[Dawgcentral]

Malzahn is the guy with the glasses,
His game will be lots of short passes.
Yeah sometimes he'll run,
Letting Bulldogs have fun,
And we'll finish up kicking their asses!