Ridiculous Hypothetical

[LiterallyPolice]

Just to help pass the long week....

To those of you with tickets to the game: The football gods come to you in a dream and say "We will guarantee that your kicker will make every attempt inside of 45 yds against Auburn. But you have to burn your tickets and cannot attend the game."

Do you take the deal? If not, what would the football gods have to give up to sweeten the deal?

[Todd4State]

I would only do it if the football gods guaranteed us a win.

Especially since we only attempt to kick field goals from the 25 and in anyway.

[starkvegasdawg]

I only want our kickers trying extra points. If we're kicking FG's we aren't winning the game.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Guaranteed win by 20 points and #1 in the country, i will burn them.

[LiterallyPolice]

It appears I made the football gods much too stingy.

What if the football gods guaranteed we'd be winning 21-0 at halftime?

[Political Hack]

I'd give up my season tickets if the football gods would assure us enough talented football players to give us a shot at a national title.

[Red Sox Dawg]

Then I'm going to watch the 1st half cause we aren't kicking field goals.

[Johnson85]

I'd give up my season tickets if the football gods would assure us enough talented football players to give us a shot at a national title.

I see what you did there...

[Johnson85]

Just to help pass the long week....

To those of you with tickets to the game: The football gods come to you in a dream and say "We will guarantee that your kicker will make every attempt inside of 45 yds against Auburn. But you have to burn your tickets and cannot attend the game."

Do you take the deal? If not, what would the football gods have to give up to sweeten the deal?

If Dan knows about the deal, then I would take it. if he doesn't know about the deal, it'd most likely be irrelevant.