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[I seen it dawg]

Let's get it on!! It's game day bitchesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We roll em up 51-17

[gravedigger]

Bout to drop my boys off st the sec nation set. Y'all watch for the Dak Attack and the Free Dillon D. signs.

[GreenheadDawg]

I'm so ****ing nervous I couldn't sleep last night

[starkvegasdawg]

I'm so ****ing nervous I couldn't sleep last night
NyQuil.

[BrunswickDawg]

I'm so ****ing nervous I couldn't sleep last night
Woodford Reserve

And 42-24 Maroons!

[IMissJack]

Me either.

[Park duck]

Simmer down gents. I'm on beer number four and squirrels are cleaned and soaking. It's going to be a damn fine day

[BrunswickDawg]

It's go time fellas!

[rcsteph1]

Why is Cooke kicking? and kicking it short?

[CadaverDawg]

Too,****ing soft of a defense, Geoff. You better go after Hill or he will destroy us. Shit

[rcsteph1]

No pressure at all. Shouldn't have given them the ball to start

[CadaverDawg]

Our defense loos like shit. No pressure, soft coverage. Don't like this AT ALL

[CadaverDawg]

What a ****ing joke. 2 weeks to prepare and we come out with that??

[rcsteph1]

Well that didn't take long. D plays like that we will never catch them

[rcsteph1]

What a ****ing joke. 2 weeks to prepare and we come out with that??

This is how we always come out of a bye week. Lagging. No focus

[CadaverDawg]

I'm pissed. We talked for two weeks about the only way we beat them is with pressure, and then we come out with that soft bull shit? Geoff, that's embarrassing

[GreenheadDawg]

Our secondary is pathetic. We look like we don't give a shit

[starkvegasdawg]

So, who else is playing on tv?

[CadaverDawg]

I mean, seriously...what the hell is Geoff thinking? I honestly am asking what the hell that was?

[rcsteph1]

I'm pissed. We talked for two weeks about the only way we beat them is with pressure, and then we come out with that soft bull shit? Geoff, that's embarrassing

Exactly

[CadaverDawg]

The only incompletion was a damn drop. No bump off the line by our DB's and no pressure on the QB...might as well not even show up.

[I seen it dawg]

They do that every first drive. Settle down

[CadaverDawg]

Run up and catch the damn ball, Brandon.

[rcsteph1]

Things are lining up to be disappointing. Good teams can change that. Time to become a good team

[rcsteph1]

JROB running hard

[rcsteph1]

And we give up a damn sack

[rcsteph1]

HAHA that Ref just made me Pee my pants. Roid Rage much

[CadaverDawg]

Hell yea, nice run

[rcsteph1]

JROB! Bowling Ball. NORTH AND SOUTH

[Air of The Dawg]

targeting beotch...you outta here !

[CadaverDawg]

Good answer, DAWGS!!!!

Now, wake the hell up defense!!

[Coach34]

#RTGDF

[Coach34]

HAHA that Ref just made me Pee my pants. Roid Rage much

that was hilarious- he was pissed he turned the wrong way

[rcsteph1]

Alright. Fresh start! Need a big 3 and out here. I like the game plan, the way we are running will open up the passing game!

[starkvegasdawg]

Nut check time, Geoff. Have yours dropped?

[msstate7]

Who got ejected? What position

[BrunswickDawg]

Cadaver, we knew this could be a barn burner. I'm worried your gonna have a coronary 😵

[I seen it dawg]

They cannot stop us running the football. Period. We will win. Score at will in 2nd half from beating on their ass up front.

[rcsteph1]

that was hilarious- he was pissed he turned the wrong way

Coach I'm still laughing

[CadaverDawg]

Cadaver, we knew this could be a barn burner. I'm worried your gonna have a coronary ��

Well, I'm not upset about them scoring..they will score.m what I'm worried about is how atrocious our gameplan was on defense. We had 2 weeks to prep and Arkansas just gave us a blueprint, and we STILL looked like shit on the opening drive.

[Bully Dee Williams]

Defense has been let off the hook for that first drive. Collins better get after it!

[rcsteph1]

Who got ejected? What position

#9 I'm not sure if he's a DB or LB

[Vandelay Industries]

Freshman DE got ejected

[CadaverDawg]

That a boy, Redmomd!

[rcsteph1]

Will Redmond with a good series going here

[CadaverDawg]

Redmomd looking good on his tackling

[rcsteph1]

There's our 3 and out! Lets get it

[CadaverDawg]

Jesus, he was wide effing open....we have GOT to get this secondary fixed, they're awful

[rcsteph1]

Oh no

[CadaverDawg]

Son of a bitch

[BrunswickDawg]

Aww ****

[starkvegasdawg]

Key mistake #1

[Coach34]

and THAT is why you dont have true freshmen catching punts

[BrunswickDawg]

I miss the halo rule

[rcsteph1]

Man that hurts so bad. Got the three and out then give them the ball back

[BrunswickDawg]

Huge stop!

[CadaverDawg]

Hell yes!!!

[Vandelay Industries]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[rcsteph1]

BENNIE BROWN!

[CadaverDawg]

Now get your ****ing defense fixed, Geoff....your pass defense is Chris Wilson-esque

[Vandelay Industries]

So no harm on the punt return, but who goes back there now?

[CadaverDawg]

So no harm on the punt return, but who goes back there now?

I'm sure Graham will stay out there since Jameon is out

[starkvegasdawg]

Ok. We couldn't cover a sick turtle but they won't run against us.

[rcsteph1]

Graham will make up for that in this game. Mark my words

[rcsteph1]

To win this game we must protect the ball. No turnovers run it down their throat until they stop it

[CadaverDawg]

We've gotten away with one turnover and 1 horrendous defensive series. Now let's see if we can go score and put some pressure on these a-holes

[Air of The Dawg]

and THAT is why you dont have true freshmen catching punts

The GOLDEN Rule

[MarketingBully01]

I'm sure Graham will stay out there since Jameon is out

On the replay, the ball hit the A&M guy first on the muffed punt. If that play is reviewed, we would have gotten it back.

[rcsteph1]

Man Dak wants that pass back. Had bear open

[BrunswickDawg]

Holy shit, we are getting calls!

[AlmostPositive]

If I were Mullen, I'd tell I guys to take their QB out of the game by any means necessary. Their number 9 deliberately went for Dak's head. Not acceptable.

[rcsteph1]

We getting them ALABAMA calls today. but it was a clear hold

[CadaverDawg]

Nice 1st down there, they were thinking run

[CadaverDawg]

Dak's throwing motion looks funny today

[CadaverDawg]

Shit. Bad play call on 3rd and 5

[CadaverDawg]

Can't blow scoring chances against these guys, Danno. Let's go

[CadaverDawg]

Is Bell hurt?

[Vandelay Industries]

Was Dak gimpy on that last run?

[starkvegasdawg]

Now I want to see so much heat that hill thinks he's in hell.

[rcsteph1]

Cooke doing his thing today. Where is Bell? not complaining just wondering

[MarketingBully01]

Is Bell hurt?

I was going to ask the same thing....Cooke is pretty good himself though.

[CadaverDawg]

Now I want to see so much heat that hill thinks he's in hell.

Looks like our gameplan is to bring no pressure

[I seen it dawg]

Dak is dinged

[CadaverDawg]

I was going to ask the same thing....Cooke is pretty good himself though.

Yea, he's solid. I wish we had bell for kickoffs though???scares me giving a oil chances to return one for a Td

[Bothrops]

They're dominating the LOS so far. We need to ****ing cover.

[CadaverDawg]

Dak is dinged

Well if we have to go with Damien, we're done.

[starkvegasdawg]

Looks like our gameplan is to bring no pressure

Scared you're right. That last drive we brought threw and guy was wide open.

[rcsteph1]

Need pressure and don't get beat deep. Turnover right here I'm calling it

[rcsteph1]

We just got beat at our own game right there

[CadaverDawg]

Damn it. We have our 2nd team LB'ers in ere. I'm not against rotating, but I'd like a lead first

[CadaverDawg]

Hopefully they keep dropping passes....that seems to be our only defense against the pass

[rcsteph1]

Thats what you do Jamoral!

[BrunswickDawg]

Nice recovery Graham

[Vandelay Industries]

Nice play by Calhoun

[rcsteph1]

Love seeing Jameon encouraging the Defense

[Bothrops]

Hopefully they keep dropping passes....that seems to be our only defense against the pass

^^^This

[Leroy Jenkins]

Feels like I watched a half of football and its still in the 1st.

[CadaverDawg]

They are defending the inside run well.

[rcsteph1]

Fred Ross big catch.

[CadaverDawg]

Dak is completing passes....but something seems wrong with him. Am I the only one that thinks his throwing motion looks weird today?

[rcsteph1]

Daks passes just do not look crisp today

[BrunswickDawg]

Dak is completing passes....but so ring seems wrong with him. Am I the only one that thinks his throwing motion looks weird today?

throws are a little "ducky" today so far

[CadaverDawg]

Joe morrow!!

[BrunswickDawg]

Morrow!

[rcsteph1]

Dak is completing passes....but something seems wrong with him. Am I the only one that thinks his throwing motion looks weird today?

No that pass to Morrow is the best looking one he has had so far

[CadaverDawg]

TOUCHDOWN!!!!

[BrunswickDawg]

JRob!!! RTGDFB

[rcsteph1]

Josh Robinson has such a chip on his shoulder. Pads level and hard running

[BrunswickDawg]

Josh is becoming my favorite MSU running back ever, and that says a lot!

[starkvegasdawg]

Is it just me or is our center snapping them high?

[CadaverDawg]

Josh Robinson has such a chip on his shoulder. Pads level and hard running

No doubt, he's on a mission

[rcsteph1]

Jrob 74 yards in first qtr. he goes for 250 today

[rcsteph1]

We need a big stop right here! That will do so much for this team!

[BrunswickDawg]

And DAk is 5/6 for 73 passing

[I seen it dawg]

Keep the pedal down

[CadaverDawg]

Come on, D!

[rcsteph1]

Will Redmond just drilled him

[BrunswickDawg]

BMAC

[BrunswickDawg]

HUGE Stop on D!

[CadaverDawg]

Nice job, DEFENSE!!!

[rcsteph1]

Good Pressure and coverage

[CadaverDawg]

There's the Graham we're used to.

Great adjustments by Collins...looks like we're confusing him now.

[Bothrops]

Great defense there.

[BrunswickDawg]

We need one of those 16 play, 6 minute grind drives right now. Just pound them till the half.

[starkvegasdawg]

Amazing what pressure can do. He gets completely rattled with guys in his face.

[Air of The Dawg]

We need one of those 16 play, 6 minute grind drives right now. Just pound them till the half.

that's right....KEY to the game

[rcsteph1]

Love it guys! Lets drive and score here. No matter what these guys are playing hard

[CadaverDawg]

Holloway up the middle? Damn you, Dan...quit being cute

[rcsteph1]

Why holloway when we need 2

[starkvegasdawg]

Holloway up the middle? Really?

[CadaverDawg]

Shumpert with a big league block

[rcsteph1]

Holloway up the middle? Damn you, Dan...quit being cute

At least he didn't do it twice in a row. That fullback look from Shump

[BrunswickDawg]

Bear!!!

[CadaverDawg]

Back shoulder, that was beautiful. Throw looked more crisp too that time

[rcsteph1]

Beauty of a Pass to Bear

[BrunswickDawg]

Graham with a big one

[CadaverDawg]

Wow, Graham looking quick as shit!!

[starkvegasdawg]

Shred em Dak.

[rcsteph1]

quick pass to JAmoral! First down in Redzone. Lets go Dawgs

[CadaverDawg]

Is Josh hurt? If not, why in the hell is he not in there?

[BrunswickDawg]

Back shoulder, that was beautiful. Throw looked more crisp too that time
I think Dak must have just been jacked up. Settling down nicely.

[starkvegasdawg]

Wow, Graham looking quick as shit!!

Diarrhea even

[rcsteph1]

DAK ATTACK

[CadaverDawg]

I'm feeling a Gus Walley TD on play action here.

[rcsteph1]

Im just guessing we are resting JROB

[starkvegasdawg]

I'm feeling a Gus Walley TD on play action here.
Tebow jump pass.

[BrunswickDawg]

Gabe Myles is going to be a beast

[CadaverDawg]

Man, what a great save by Gabe Myles. Our slot position is becoming lethal

[CadaverDawg]

Im just guessing we are resting JROB

You would think we played a game every day of the week the way we rest our players. But if it works and leads to wins...it's all good.

[BrunswickDawg]

Hell yeah!!! Dak!

[rcsteph1]

Second Effort DAK

[CadaverDawg]

ALL DAK, ALL DAY!!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

Dak for heisman.

[CadaverDawg]

Clayborne sighting!

[CadaverDawg]

Now, don't take your damn foot off the gas guys, this is a good offense we're playing. Keep working, we need 50+ to feel "safe"

[rcsteph1]

Now, don't take your damn foot off the gas guys, this is a good offense we're playing. Keep working, we need 50+ to feel "safe"

This is it, we have to play like we are losing by two scores the whole game. Never let up. Keep pressure up on D

[Lloyd Christmas]

You would think we played a game every day of the week the way we rest our players. But if it works and leads to wins...it's all good.

Yes but JRob needs to be getting some of these brutal runs that Dak is getting.

[I seen it dawg]

JRob needed a series off if he is gonna get to 300

[CadaverDawg]

I am loving our tempo on offense right now

[I seen it dawg]

We are starting to impose our will and rip the spirit from the weak ass chests.

[TrapGame]

I want a pick 6 off Hill to rub it in.

[rcsteph1]

Here comes A&M gotta find a way to stop

[CadaverDawg]

We still have gaping holes in our secondary though. Please don't let up...now's the time to bring heat, not back off. COME ON

[rcsteph1]

Letting them get to many open looks

[starkvegasdawg]

Get out of prevent.

[CadaverDawg]

Turnover, turnover, turnover

[CadaverDawg]

Get out of prevent.

No shit, it's awful

[CadaverDawg]

Damn it. Gotta contain him

[rcsteph1]

Dammit gotta have that stop

[CadaverDawg]

Our DL is gassed. We need a stop here, bad

[BrunswickDawg]

Holy shit oly shiyt holy shit

[CadaverDawg]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[starkvegasdawg]

Fear the beard.

[CadaverDawg]

Damn it, Blaine. Shit.

[CadaverDawg]

If we could get a TD here it would be monumental

[BrunswickDawg]

Sweep the leg here Dan

[BrunswickDawg]

F***!!!!!

[rcsteph1]

Cant have that

[CadaverDawg]

Good gosh....it's like we want them to stay in it

[rcsteph1]

Did he ever have possession?

[CadaverDawg]

Shit, shit, shit

[BrunswickDawg]

Ok Slive, make the call.... overturn

[rcsteph1]

Penalty on First Down. Possible fumble. These are things you can't do after a turnover

[CadaverDawg]

Our defense does not need to go right back on the field

[CadaverDawg]

Penalty on First Down. Possible fumble. These are things you can't do after a turnover

Yep, these are the hinges you look back on and say, that's why we lost

[CadaverDawg]

Come on, D...rise up again for us!

[BrunswickDawg]

FEAR THE BEARD!!!!!!

[rcsteph1]

FEAR THE BEARD X2

[CadaverDawg]

RICHIE AGAIN!!!!!!!

[CadaverDawg]

BEARD, BEARD, BEARD, BEARD!!!!

[I seen it dawg]

Trill my nuts muther****er!

[CadaverDawg]

Now, STEP UP OFFENSE!!

[Vandelay Industries]

How about a nice 4:40 td drive here?

[GreenheadDawg]

Richie is constantly in position to make a play. He's a difference maker

[rcsteph1]

Time to make a STATEment

[starkvegasdawg]

We need 28-7 right here.

[CadaverDawg]

Come on Dawgs, punch one in before the half

[I seen it dawg]

Run the clock out with a TD drive here and then get the ball first in the 2nd half

[Treemydawg]

Trill my nuts muther****er!

^^^^ best post ever

[CadaverDawg]

Run the clock out with a TD drive here and then get the ball first in the 2nd half

Best case scenario. Let's get it!!

[rcsteph1]

Nice first down run by Holloway

[CadaverDawg]

We keep flirting with danger giving it to Holloway

[starkvegasdawg]

Aggie d is gassed.

[rcsteph1]

William for A&M just took a knee to slow us down that was a given

[Lloyd Christmas]

We keep flirting with danger giving it to Holloway

Jesus...put in JROB

[rcsteph1]

Good blocking by Gabe, Dak let it progress

[starkvegasdawg]

Dak's first reception not a td.

[BrunswickDawg]

Now we are just fu8888 with them

[rcsteph1]

Damn Just too high otherwise thats a TD

[BrunswickDawg]

THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!!

[rcsteph1]

DAK to BEAR makes up for it!

[Air of The Dawg]

Got time for some more scores !!

[CadaverDawg]

BOOM SHACKA LACKA!!!

[Lloyd Christmas]

KEEP THAT FOOT ON THE F**KING GAS!!!!!

[CadaverDawg]

NO PREVENT DEFENSE, Geoff

[rcsteph1]

Difference in this game is right here. A&M with 2:00 min offense. We can't go with the prevent. We shut them down right here we win the game

[starkvegasdawg]

Now then defense. No stupid points before the half. Shut em down and give us the ball back to start the third.

[rcsteph1]

Ashton Shumpert is just a Bruiser, did you see him hit the pile at the end of that kickoff

[CadaverDawg]

Let's shut em down here, boys

[CadaverDawg]

Damn this soft shit.

[CadaverDawg]

Come on, D. And come on, Geoff

[TrapGame]

C'mon D!!!!!!!!

[rcsteph1]

We cannot let them Score before the half. whatever you have to do.

[starkvegasdawg]

Get our of the stinking prevent. Hill will eat us for lunch.

[rcsteph1]

I WANT A TURNOVER

[CadaverDawg]

Gotta get out of prevent, and gotta tackle. do those things and we can win this game

[rcsteph1]

Collins use the time to draw it up

[CadaverDawg]

A pick 6 would be a nail in the coffin right here.

[rcsteph1]

I would rather give up a TD taking a chance than giving it up in prevent

[rcsteph1]

#10 for A&M has his head in the game!

[rcsteph1]

How did he catch that

[CadaverDawg]

Damn it. We read it and STILL miss it

[rcsteph1]

Shit we are gonna give them a free 7

[CadaverDawg]

****ing prevent bullshit. What a bunch of shit

[rcsteph1]

Benardck with a missed damn tackle

[CadaverDawg]

This is the kind of shit that loses big games right here

[BrunswickDawg]

great D by Redmond on that

[rcsteph1]

We will never learn with damn prevent

[CadaverDawg]

We will never learn with damn prevent

Nope. They will score here. And it will be 7

[rcsteph1]

I need an "anthony johnson like" pick 6

[CadaverDawg]

Kick it, Kevo

[rcsteph1]

Good Coverage JAmerson

[starkvegasdawg]

Look at what pressure will do.

[Vandelay Industries]

Huge hold by the D

[CadaverDawg]

I'll take that. Prevent is bullshit, but still

[BrunswickDawg]

I'll take holding them to a FG after that prevent trash

[rcsteph1]

Shit I wish just once we could shut that crap down before the half

[starkvegasdawg]

I'll take that.

[rcsteph1]

I'll take that. Prevent is bullshit, but still

I would rip that damn page out of my playbook. Does NOT work

[BrunswickDawg]

Run it back, and the stadium will fall down