TUSK
10-03-2014, 08:31 PM
You've been given the honor of "sayin grace" for pre-game meal tomorrow.
Since you're so busy, I took the liberty of making a rough draft for ya.
Dear Dark Lord,
Tusk and I (Gravedigger) are so grateful this this bountiful supper of the eight piece mixed spicy truck stop chicken meal you have provided for us. I feel especially grateful that my host (TUSK) is allowing me to dine off of his circa 1979 genuine faux ceramic Bear Bryant dinnerware he purchased off EBay for $39.95.
Dark Lord, we thank you for the abundance of five star talent that sits idly by awaiting the chance to get in on special teams or late in the 4th quarter versus Mississippi. Also, Dark Lord, we thank you for TUSK and his omniscience in all things SEC football related.
Dark Lord, lastly, we thank you both for the NASA engineered sunglasses that protect us from the laser beams projected from your eyes and the 3 national championships you have so generously bestowed upon us bringing our total count to 34.
In Bears Name,
Roll Tide.
Since you're so busy, I took the liberty of making a rough draft for ya.
Dear Dark Lord,
Tusk and I (Gravedigger) are so grateful this this bountiful supper of the eight piece mixed spicy truck stop chicken meal you have provided for us. I feel especially grateful that my host (TUSK) is allowing me to dine off of his circa 1979 genuine faux ceramic Bear Bryant dinnerware he purchased off EBay for $39.95.
Dark Lord, we thank you for the abundance of five star talent that sits idly by awaiting the chance to get in on special teams or late in the 4th quarter versus Mississippi. Also, Dark Lord, we thank you for TUSK and his omniscience in all things SEC football related.
Dark Lord, lastly, we thank you both for the NASA engineered sunglasses that protect us from the laser beams projected from your eyes and the 3 national championships you have so generously bestowed upon us bringing our total count to 34.
In Bears Name,
Roll Tide.