Limerick Tuesday- A&M Aggots edition

[Coach34]

Go!

(and for the love of beer, please stick to limerick form)

[Coach34]

Our leader and QB is Dak
The offense will be carried on his back
Their QB is Hill
They added something stupid like Trill
Like Nickoe to Bo, Chris Jones is gonna give him "the sack"

[starkvegasdawg]

Their cheerleaders are all male and act gay
And the fans all dress like soldiers on game day
In the days of don’t ask don’t tell
I’m sure being an aggie was hell
But now they all just say, “Heeyy”

[Bullmutt]

The Aggies will make it here soon,
Where the Dawgs will burst their balloon.
On both sides of the ball,
The Bulldogs stand tall-
Showing who is the real, true Maroon.

[Dawgcentral]

There once was a team called The Aggies,
Who's run D was soft like a Baggie.
The Dogs on the ground, made a Thundering sound,
And the Ags limped on home with no bragging.

[BulldogBear]

TAMU has an offense that pops
But they really get too many props
Saturday they'll pee
As they face a real D
And Lord knows they won't get any stops