Limerick Wednesday- LSU

[Coach34]

Go!

[Bo Darville]

There once was a coach named Les
His game management was such a mess
but he signs all the stars
some wind up behind bars
then he kicks your ass with the rest

[FlabLoser]

Baton Rouge has been bad for fate
The dogs had trouble with that date
But now we're strong
Let's sing our song
Hail dear ole State

[Bo Darville]

Turf is what Les will lick
I don't why he doesn't get sick
but the dawgs come to town
to give a beatdown
I hope it's not decided by a kick

[Alldawg]

When the dawgs come to town,
The dead Indians put on a frown,
There is no need for back luck,
The Bulldogs usually suck,
But this year we hope to see Les frown.

[Bo Darville]

Dak and J-Rob will test fate
they will help us win this game late
Les will cry and whine
cause with LSU they did not sign
Louisiana is their f'ing state

[Jacksondevildog]

Off to Red Stick we go
With no more 17ing rotating quarterbacks anymo
With our blood pressure getting thicker
Mullen will send in the kicker
And off the upper deck I will flow.

[starkvegasdawg]

It’s time to put this curse to bed.
Down in the city named for a stick that is red
But Les and his boys
Will try making some noise
But here’s hoping Dak leaves them for dead

[RBritt]

They all have degrees from other Louisiana schools
On Saturday they cheer for the tigers like deranged fools
All game long we will run it on Chavis
Cause we know Dak's legs will save us
Sobisek wins the game on a 50 yard kick
All da taiga's can suck Dawg dic

[FlabLoser]

Ok folks, a limerick has to be 5 lines long. The 1st, 2nd, and 5th lines rhyme. The 3rd and 4th lines rhyme.

[mparkerfd20]

This weekend we head to a place called Red Stick
If we lose by a FG I'll be sick
But it won't come to that
Dan has a rabbit in his hat
As long as Dak doesn't throw a pick six.

[QuadrupleOption]

Flabloser's posted rules for a limerick.
This doesn't work if you don't follow the gimmick.
So rack your brains,
Then type your refrains.
For God's sake do it right, you dipsticks!

[QuadrupleOption]

By Voodoo or Indians we're cursed.
Our record vs. LSU is the worst.
But we have a chance
To do a victory dance
Unless we give up 3 TDs in the first.

[DawgPoundtheRock]

I never ceased to be amazed at the talent you guys have. My envy knows no bounds.

[BulldogBear]

It's really the time right now!
To give our people some "Wow!"
Dak and Rob
Will do the job
Mike will be dog chow!

[Coach34]

In my house Saturday I will stand over 6 tall
As I grill and drink time will not stall
It's time for the hype to end
After this game I'll have fences to mend
Run the God damn football

[Bullmutt]

When the corndogs rally their masses
They're convinced that they'll kick Bulldog asses.
But while they're biting their nails,
The Dak Knight prevails,
and leaves no doubt who the team with the class is.

[Dawgdom]

Playing the Tigahs in Death Valley at night
May cause some teams to cower in fright
But Dak and the Boys
Will make some noise
and heaven proclaims "wrap it in maroon and white"

[mparkerfd20]

Playing the Tigahs in Death Valley at night
May cause some teams to cower in fright
But Dak and the Boys
Will make some noise
and heaven proclaims "wrap it in maroon and white"

^^^^BEST ONE YET^^^^

[Dawgcentral]

Death Valley as always is cursed,
We've lost by four touchdowns and worse.
But Dawgs will prevail, grabbing Mike by the tail,
While Les is brought out in a hearse!

[BulldogBear]

Death Valley as always is cursed,
We've lost by four touchdowns and worse.
But Dawgs will prevail, grabbing Mike by the tail,
While Les is brought out in a hearse!

Perfect rythm. Winner.

[Political Hack]

Playing the Tigahs in Death Valley at night
May cause some teams to cower in fright
But Dak and the Boys
Will make some noise
and heaven proclaims "wrap it in maroon and white"

love it.