Levity Thread: I would do _____ to ensure an MSU victory on Saturday.

[Lloyd Christmas]

I would go down on Rosie O'Donnell if it ensured a win on Saturday.

[TheRef]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.

[Lloyd Christmas]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.

That's strong. I f**kin hate that song.

[BrunswickDawg]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.

Dang man, back off the ledge. That is crazy talk.***

[TheRef]

Dang man, back off the ledge. That is crazy talk.***

At least I didn't say listening to it on loop with a room full of Frozen fan-girls....that would be crazy talk.

[DawgHouseUnited]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.

Been there done that with my daughter. Change it to Taylor Swift (or almost any bubblegum pop) and I'd be bleeding from the ears.

[TheRef]

Been there done that with my daughter. Change it to Taylor Swift (or almost any bubblegum pop) and I'd be bleeding from the ears.

Taylor Swift's "Teardrops on my Guitar"

[DawgHouseUnited]

I would go down on Rosie O'Donnell if it ensured a win on Saturday.

These guys have your back...
http://images.ethicalocean.com/preset_19/unstitched-shoes-tyvek.jpg

[Political Hack]

I'd give up crawfish. maybe. I need to think about it.

[RossDawg82]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.

You can sit with my 2 year old daughter because she will sing the chorus with you the whole time.

[starkvegasdawg]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.
Hell man. I've got a 7 year old daughter. I already do that.

[CottonDog]

I would give up the egg bowl to beat LSU

[starkvegasdawg]

I would take out a loan and buy Bo a week's supply of conditioner.

[CadaverDawg]

I would wipe with sand paper for a win at LSU.

[Bullmutt]

I admire your dedication, man. I'm afraid the streak would have to go on for another year if it came down to me having to do that!

[Lloyd Christmas]

I would take out a loan and buy Bo a week's supply of conditioner.

^^Early leader^^

[War Machine Dawg]

I would be Justin Bieber's bff for a win at LSU.

[Political Hack]

I would replace my two front teeth with chiclets for the rest of football season and stop making fun of Hugh.

[Lloyd Christmas]

I would replace my two front teeth with chiclets for the rest of football season and stop making fun of Hugh.

http://www.fourletternerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chiclet.jpg

[Bothrops]

I would be willing to spend 12 hours locked in a jail cell with Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" blaring on a loudspeaker, front to back, for the duration.

[Barking 13]

squish handfuls of Tiger droppings in my hands

[starkvegasdawg]

Who's willing to really take one for the team and pose for a selfie with R Kimdashian?

[DawgHouseUnited]

Who's willing to really take one for the team and pose for a selfie with R Kimdashian?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3499147264/h25C6D514/

[Bubb Rubb]

I would go down on Rosie O'Donnell if it ensured a win on Saturday.

In my best Meatloaf voice:

I would do anything for the Dawgs, but I won't do that - no, I won't do that.

[Drugdog]

I would go a month without getting laid....... Oh wait I've already done that.

[starkvegasdawg]

I would go a month without getting laid....... Oh wait I've already done that.
Being married is a bitch, ain't it.

[dawg21]

I would go a month without getting laid....... Oh wait I've already done that.

That explains why you are on drugs.

I swear I would pay somebody $1000 dollars to guarantee a win.

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

Fly Malaysian Airlines? Take a Whooping from AP ? You name it

[Dawghouse]

That explains why you are on drugs.

I swear I would pay somebody $1000 dollars to guarantee a win.

Bracky called, he's going to need your dogtag ID.

[Saltydog]

talkie.........

[EnterpriseDawg]

Who's willing to really take one for the team and pose for a selfie with R Kimdashian?

Or be willing to take a shower at Penn State? Too soon?

[ShotgunDawg]

I would eat at the Starkville Chilis for a month straight

[Intramural All-American]

I would listen to "Let it go" on loop for the whole game if it ensured us a win on Saturday.

You don't know what torture is until you've listened to William Hung on repeat for several hours.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7AmM4pw9Po

[WeWillScrewItUp]

Any true delta folks will understand the pain of sitting outside in the middle of august all night with no way of defending yourself from the small pterodactyls known as Mosquitos. I would be willing to do that.

[TheRef]

Any true delta folks will understand the pain of sitting outside in the middle of august all night with no way of defending yourself from the small pterodactyls known as Mosquitos. I would be willing to do that.

Make it worse, do that in the middle of a rice patty.....

[Beaver]

I'd eat a corndog with no condiments at breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week.

[WeWillScrewItUp]

If it guaranteed us a W I'm down man.

[CadaverDawg]

I'd eat a corndog with no condiments at breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week.

I'd do that for free if someone would provide the corn dogs.

[JDog13]

I'd read the Emancipation Proclamation and MLK's I have a dream speech thru a bull horn on the Square.

[Political Hack]

I'd read the Emancipation Proclamation and MLK's I have a dream speech thru a bull horn on the Square.

you trying to get tarred and feathered?

[JDog13]

you trying to get tarred and feathered?

whatever it takes

[BeardoMSU]

I would...Narfel the Garthok!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqOUYuqbN58

[Drugdog]

I would eat a gas station rolling hot dog with the left out spoiled hot condiments that are by the men's restroom.

[Dawg61]

I would form a North Korean boy band called "Wong Direction" and be lead singer for the upcoming winter "Wongderboy Tour"

[BeardoMSU]

I would join NAMBLA - the North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association (young Brando, though....)

[BulldogBear]

Go to the USM vs. Appy State game with a buddy of mine. Oh wait, I am doing that. Okay fellas, that means Dak and crew got this. Well, I guess y'all gotta make sure I don't have a wreck on the way or get too comfortable at the BWW in H'burg that afternoon.

[BulldogBear]

I would...Narfel the Garthok!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqOUYuqbN58

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