How bout some limericks?

[CadaverDawg]

The Dawgs head down to Mobile
Their women and booze we will steal
As we unleash our Team
Their weak asses scream
And the Jags will go home to heal

[Statecoachingblows**]

Dak will be cool like an icecicle
From the gun or even the pistol
Preston will unleash his rage
On the jag's tiny stage
An epic farewell performance for Mr. Jack Cristil

[starkvegasdawg]

The jags think this is their chance
To prove they belong at the big dance
But Chris Jones and his crew
Will stomp a mud hole in you
Then walk away while you piss your pants.

[jimbo352]

Enough of with this ****ing around
It's time to kick ass and rebound
South Bama will all shirley die
because dak will go in dry
We'll leave all their bodies in a mound.

[Boya]

There once was a beast named Dak
The fu fu lames in mobile are wack
Like a Boss he will dominate
5 more TDs for he15man nominate
Wrap it in maroon and white

[cheewgumm]

Once a man stood at a great well
Water came slowly.
He drank to forget.
Then slept in a cave.

[HereComesTheSpiral]

I hear we are running a 1a 1b rotation
Which gives some people massive ejaculation
We know Dak is a beast
On some trailor trash imbred players he could feast
I wish we would stop the retardation

[FlabLoser]

Our first game from home
Against a QB with stones
Name was Bridge
Later found under a fridge,
Namely a guy we call Chris Jones