Official Throttle UAB Game Thread Sponsored by freezeissimplyadouchebag.com

[MetEdDawg]

Now I'm pissed. I was ok the first few drives with Williams. But we are only up 3 and we have no rhythm. This is stupidity.

[CadaverDawg]

Damien again. This is a ****ing sick joke Mullen is playing on us

[Bothrops]

Dak must be hurting.

[CadaverDawg]

**** you, Mullen.

[Air of The Dawg]

WTF is Dan doing????

3rd post of the day

[mstate68]

Screw this shit. WTF is Mullen doing? He will be the reason we go 7-5 this year. If that

[CadaverDawg]

Now let's get our defense back out there. They've scored more than the O today

[Sacrifice]

Mullen looks like a F-in idiot. Go watch a A&M game and see when they pull there QB.

[NorCalDawg]

0/4 on 3rd down conversions.

[BulldogBear]

Well, this really looks like traditional MSU football.

[ShotgunDawg]

Mullen is coaching scared. He is scared that Dak will get hurt. Thus he is coaching to not get Dak hurt rather than coaching to win games.

If Dak gets hurt, he gets hurt. Let's try to win and play well. This is crap

[NorCalDawg]

I'm completely disgusted by this shit.

[PMDawg]

If I was on the first string O, I would have no respect for my coaches at this point.

[HancockCountyDog]

Ok, this isn't fair to Williams. He is terrible.

Dak must be hurt.

[MarketingBully01]

No Dak isn't hurting. Mullen has been pullig this rotating QBs every series. Watch, Dak will start the next drive and go 3 and out because he has no rhythm.

[Smitty]

Scoreboard got Banks' first name wrong. "JohnAthan" on the board.

[DownwardDawg]

Ok. 2 games in and I'm ready for Hud. This is embarrassing.

[CadaverDawg]

I'm serious. This shit is not acceptable. It's as if Dan wants our team to play in a tight game so he is helping to create one. So now, we either beat LSU, Bama, Auburn, or we have just wasted a bunch of time and watched shitty games but we're getting everybody minutes! Give em all a trophy after the game too, Dan. You puss. Step on some throats and quit being a doofus

[msstate7]

Time for a "we want hud" chant from the crowd

[ShotgunDawg]

As a coach, your number one job is to put your players in position to succeed. Dan isn't doing that for Dak.

[preachermatt83]

Dan Mullen may very well be the most prideful human being in the world.. .Why not admit that this rotating QB crap is not working.

[BulldogBear]

Screw this shit. WTF is Mullen doing? He will be the reason we go 7-5 this year. If that

We'll need to win this one to go 7-5 LOL. I'm only half kidding. UAB looks better than we do at this point. If they could catch a pass (or throw one downfield with enough omf) we'd be losing this game right now.

[defiantdog]

Dak must be hurting.
He's run the ball twice today.... He's fine. Dan is being arrogant right now, which is irritating everyone.

[Statecoachingblows**]

I'm at a loss...this game should be over. No excuse for this

[Smitty]

Mullen looks like a F-in idiot. Go watch a A&M game and see when they pull there QB.

They never do! And they kill people.

[blacklistedbully]

Embarrassing. This shit will get us humiliated versus SEC teams. If we keep this crap up, UK is going to look in doubt.

[PMDawg]

As a coach, your number one job is to put your players in position to succeed. Dan isn't doing that for ANYONE.

FIFY

[msstate7]

He's run the ball twice today.... He's fine. Dan is being arrogant right now, which is irritating everyone.

He's gonna keep doing it till it works. Dan won't just admit he's wrong and correct it

[sandwolf]

This is ****ing ridiculous. I am really getting tired of Mullen's bullshit.

[ShotgunDawg]

How about we try and build some confidence for our players. How can they build confidence doing this?

[jalakin]

Well ****!!!!!

[CadaverDawg]

Well, here we go.

[TrapGame]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!

[Bothrops]

Lsu, A&M, Auburn execute much much better than us

[ShotgunDawg]

Physco defense my ass. This is awful

[Bully Dee Williams]

This is no what contender caliber teams play like or should I say are coached like.

[CadaverDawg]

If we lose his game, I want Mullen fired. Period.

[PMDawg]

Fire this stupid mother ****er at half time.

[Sacrifice]

WOW!!!!

[BulldogBear]

Sigh. Coaching not to lose = lose every time. Doesn't matter who the opponent is.

[MSUDeltadawg1971]

Well, if that didn't light his ass up nothing will, 92 yard pass for a TD! **** Mullen's rotating qb rotating ass!

[MarketingBully01]

I hate to say it but I called it.

[Smitty]

**** you Dan

[Bothrops]

Oh damn. This is bad, really bad

[CadaverDawg]

This is why we don't deserve hype...we are unworthy. We aren't coached well enough to deserve hype. **** you Dan Mullen, you're a clown

[sandwolf]

Dan won't just admit he's wrong and correct it

Completely agree. He is starting to show a level of stubborness that is on Crooms level.

[BulldogBear]

If this were LSU in BR we'd be down 31-0 right now.

[Sacrifice]

I guess UAB didn't know they were supposed get there ass kicked today.

[ShotgunDawg]

Dan's main objective in this game was to build depth because someone said we needed it. Whenever your goal becomes something other than winning, your not respecting your opponent and you hurting yourself.

Poor poor judgement by Dan. Unacceptable.

[TrapGame]

Every CFB talking head that said we'd finish 7-5 looks like a damn prophet now.

[preachermatt83]

Will Redmond needs to be playing CB

[codeDawg]

I have no idea what he's been up to other then trying to keep the 1's away from injury, but it's time to put on our big girl panties and kick some ass.

[PMDawg]

Why did I let myself think this season would be any different? You could give Mullen Alabama's roster and he would go 6-6. Not fair to the kids on the field.

[NorCalDawg]

I don't know what to say. Oh, wait...F**K YOU, DAN!1!!!!11!!!1!!!11

[Sacrifice]

Hey Dak, you got 9 drives in 3 games under your belt. Now go play in tiger stadium!!

[CadaverDawg]

This will help cement that recruiting class, Dan. You think they want to see that they will get early PT? You think they will want to come in and kill the team's momentum when they aren't ready yet? Because that's what we're doing

[Bully13]

what a 17ing embarassment. we are a joke. that is all.

[MarketingBully01]

If Dak comes in Mullen should be fired.

[Smitty]

We saw it last year. Same Dan. Will NOT ever win big here.

[ShotgunDawg]

Calhoun was loafing it. Brutal

[CadaverDawg]

Hey Dak, you got 9 drives in 3 games under your belt. Now go play in tiger stadium!!

Exactly

[I seen it dawg]

Do we really think early game reps against UAB are what's going to be the difference between Dak being good enough to take us places and not? No way. Williams will almost be assured to play as some meaningful points this year. I would argue that Williams playing in the 1st quarter against UAB while the game is still up for grabs is more important than Dak playing in the 1st. I don't worry about Dak. I worry about Dak getting hurt and what we have behind him.

Now what I do agree with is that at some point you have to stop it because you either aren't getting anything done on offense or the game is close. Williams should not see the field again unless this game is in hand.

How bout now? This shitshow started when we rotated our QB second series. It affects the entire game. It's stupid to do.

[BulldogBear]

By traditional MSU football, I meant good D with marginal offensive support.

[TrapGame]

ok,Dan take the gloves off! This is Bullshit!!

[ShotgunDawg]

Jameon looks slow.

[Statecoachingblows**]

1st string, 2nd string, it doesn't matter we should be dominating this game. No reason for this to even be a contest quit the cute shit! Quit the let em all play shit, put them away. Kind the rock, take away field position and knock em out early, we DO NOT do that. We lack the killer instinct.

[CadaverDawg]

I'm embarrassed and it's all because of Mullen.

[preachermatt83]

This thread is funny..

[TrapGame]

Now throw Dak back out when the shit hits the fan!

[Air of The Dawg]

[QUOTE=CadaverDawg;240348]This is why we don't deserve hype...

seems to = the kiss of death

[I seen it dawg]

And now basically we have to restart the whole damn game. And hope we can gain some momentum.

[CadaverDawg]

You gave em the confidence that they can win now, Dan. Better own it and win this game or it is 100% on you! you dumb ****

[msstate7]

Jameon looks slow.

He always has been. Just quick laterally

[preachermatt83]

Seriously guys, what would Hud do with this talent?

[PMDawg]

Seriously guys, what would Hud do with this talent?
Average 2+ more wins per season than Dan ever could.

[NorCalDawg]

MSU - This is our Shit.

[CadaverDawg]

Seriously guys, what would Hud do with this talent?

Well, he would probably play it...which puts him ahead of Dan

[ShotgunDawg]

UAB has timeout diarrhea

[preachermatt83]

if dan had never started this rotating qb crap we would be up HUGE.

[MarketingBully01]

Dan is his own worst enemy. There's nothing wrong with Dak.

[TrapGame]

Seriously guys, what would Hud do with this talent?

He would've kept Dak in and the foot on the gas.

[CadaverDawg]

Thanks fist team. Now apologize to the team, Dan.

[preachermatt83]

Well, he would probably play it...which puts him ahead of Dan

hahahaha!! I aint' lying.. I can't quit laughing at this whole thread.. You guys heads are about to explode.

[msstate7]

Finally! We're the big boy here. Impose our will

[codeDawg]

The bottom line is Dan is using this game as a glorified scrimmage. He let it get out of hand with the second team, and needs to put them away.

[ShotgunDawg]

WOW, look what happens when you play your starters, you run your offense, and they build rhythm. Amazing, we score.

Why can't we do that another 3 times in row and build confidence.

[MarketingBully01]

Wow, our offense looks completely different with Prescott in there. Imagine that.

[Bothrops]

Lol

[Statecoachingblows**]

Looky there we run RTGDF AND we score

[State82]

Well, he would probably play it...which puts him ahead of Dan

Outstanding! Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[CadaverDawg]

Holy shit. This is a nightmare

[Smitty]

See how easy that was you stupid Yankee. Oh no Dak ran it he could have gotten hurt!!!!

[mparkerfd20]

Hahaha hahaha all I can do anymore

[BulldogBear]

Best production is when JRob is in there. Sounds similar to last year. I'm proud of our other backs but JRob should be 3/4 of the RB touches. Is this not obvious to our coaches?

[PMDawg]

This is almost hilarious. Almost.

[sandwolf]

Unreal

[HancockCountyDog]

Did we really just miss another ****ing extra point?

[TrapGame]

Damn our kickers suck

[preachermatt83]

hahahahahah!!!! OMG .. OUR KICKERS ARE AWESOME!

[ShotgunDawg]

This kicking situation is some kind of serious. Put Bell in. At least he won't be afraid since he already lost the job once.

[BulldogBear]

HFS!!!! HOLY 17ing CRAP!!!!

[Statecoachingblows**]

We need to just go for 2 the rest of the year open up schollys and add depth else where the kicking game is horrible and that's an understatement

[MarketingBully01]

That drive proves that there is nothing wrong with Dak. With that said, what the **** is up with our kickers? It's ****ing extra points!

[MS_half-step]

It's amazing the the short term memory loss people suffer in the offseason. When you watch a movie and it has the same ending ever time why do you think the next time you watch it will have a different ending?

[CadaverDawg]

Guys, it's serious. If we can't make an extra point, we will lose every SEC game

[MSUDeltadawg1971]

Our kickers either suck that bad, or maybe dan needs to have their damn eyes checked and make sure they see the ****ing goal post!

[Bothrops]

Our kickers are pussies ****ing pussies

[BrunswickDawg]

I'm got daym serious, I kicked an extra point once. Can I come kick?

[ShotgunDawg]

The biggest problem with our kicking game: We have a bunch of pussies kicking.

[BulldogBear]

UNBELIEVABLE>


Dan, you have no penis if these kickers make the trip to Mobile.

[preachermatt83]

If Williams goes in next series im gonna lose my mind.

[NorCalDawg]

<<Insert hysterical laughter here>>

[PMDawg]

We need to just go for 2 the rest of the year open up schollys and add depth else where the kicking game is horrible and that's an understatement

NO!!! No more depth please. That just means more starters on the bench.

[BulldogBear]

We should go for 2 the rest of this game to send a message to our kickers.

[blacklistedbully]

Not kidding. These kickers need to be OFF THE DAMN TEAM! I seriously don't care if we have to go for 2 every time. These choking, incompetent dipshits need to get there asses off our field!

[NorCalDawg]

If Williams goes in next series im gonna lose my mind.

You're doing good. I lost mine when he put Williams in on the 2nd series. :mad:

[Smitty]

"If we are up big people will leave. We have to practice playing in front of a crowd"
- Dan

[preachermatt83]

This kicking situation is some kind of serious. Put Bell in. At least he won't be afraid since he already lost the job once.

I agree... Don't you know somewhere JJ McGrath is laughing right now.

[TrapGame]

Dan's Achilles Heel is his own arrogance.

[Park duck]

JC, our kicking is ****ing horrible

[ShotgunDawg]

What happened to our defense?

[NorCalDawg]

UAB fans were chanting "block that kick!" They obviously know nothing about our special teams.

[PMDawg]

So now the D cant get pressure OR cover OR tackle?

[codeDawg]

I really have a hard time understanding why EVERYBODY sucks. It has to be snapping, or holding, or something. It can't be just the kickers.

[BulldogBear]

Prediction:

We will lose a big game this year and the difference will me a missed XP or 20-30yd FG.

[preachermatt83]

AJ Jefferson is a good ball player.

[msstate7]

Like the hit, but another open wr

[CadaverDawg]

Zack Jackson was my breakout player of the game. WOW

[blacklistedbully]

And now our defense is starting to look shitty too. Missed tackles all over the place.

[CadaverDawg]

So now the D cant get pressure OR cover OR tackle?

2nd team shift

[preachermatt83]

Zach Jackson just decleated that dude. That's how you jar the ball loose.

[msstate7]

UAB fans were chanting "block that kick!" They obviously know nothing about our special teams.

Yep. Getting a hand on the kick will probably improve the accuracy

[NorCalDawg]

Zach unloaded on that guy! That was an Ole Miss type of hit!****

[ShotgunDawg]

HOLY CRAP! DAK IS PLAYING 2 SERIES IN ROW!!!!1

[CadaverDawg]

We better win this game 63-17

[Smitty]

Let the run open up the pass!!!

[preachermatt83]

Dan and Geoff just now realized this game is serious. Dak back in and D actually started blitzing.

[CadaverDawg]

HOLY CRAP! DAK IS PLAYING 2 SERIES IN ROW!!!!1

Oh God, the injuries that could cause!

[NorCalDawg]

Yep. Getting a hand on the kick will probably improve the accuracy

I laughed. Thanks! Needed that.

[msstate7]

HOLY CRAP! DAK IS PLAYING 2 SERIES IN ROW!!!!1

He must have finally won the qb competition

[preachermatt83]

That should have been interference.. He was all over fred's back... BTW, That was a nice run Griffin.

[I seen it dawg]

****ing trash. Devon Bell player of the game.

[Smitty]

Passing on 1st there... Dan gonna Dan. This is why we can't have nice things.

[blacklistedbully]

Prediction:

We will lose a big game this year and the difference will me a missed XP or 20-30yd FG.


We might lose today!

[CadaverDawg]

Sorry guys, but whether it's Dan's rotations or just Dak...he's not at the level of a star yet

[NorCalDawg]

I think that was Williams wearing Dak's Jersey.

[Bothrops]

Don't get your hopes up yet..

[BulldogBear]

I'm gonna say we need to quit trying to throw over that guy

[preachermatt83]

He had days to run... Dak just a bit high on that one.

[PMDawg]

Dan is awful. PLAY ROBINSON YOU STUPID IDIOT

[blacklistedbully]

HOLE - EEEE - SHIT! UAB flat out looks better than us.

[CadaverDawg]

Our secondary looks like trash

[ShotgunDawg]

#2 defense back out there because building depth is more important than winning.

[Park duck]

****

[Smitty]

Holy shit!!!!!

[msstate7]

This guy is the best qb in the game

[preachermatt83]

pitiful.

[Smitty]

We have to be the most infuriating team for fans to watch in the country.

[blacklistedbully]

Looks like UAB getting away with some blatant holding. CUSA refs again?

[Park duck]

We have to be the most infuriating team for fans to watch in the country.

Always have been always will be

[I seen it dawg]

Good job guys. **** you dan

[HancockCountyDog]

Must be nice to have a damn kicker.

[CadaverDawg]

Gonna be a disappointing year, guys. I'm accepting the fact that we won't touch 9 wins, even with a bowl win. We won't beat LSU, A&M, Auburn, Bama, or Ole miss. And we might lose at Kentucky or at home to UAB.

[TrapGame]

I want UAB's kicker!

[ShotgunDawg]

Amazing how much better UAB's kickers are than ours. Makes zero sense

[preachermatt83]

They making 46 yard FG's and we can't even kick XP's

[BulldogBear]

Why the heck can we not get a guy that can kick like that?????

[CadaverDawg]

We're losing

[ShotgunDawg]

Gonna be a disappointing year, guys. I'm accepting the fact that we won't touch 9 wins, even with a bowl win. We won't beat LSU, A&M, Auburn, Bama, or Ole miss. And we might lose at Kentucky or at home to UAB.

We are playing like crap, but we are far better than this. Not ready to mail things in like this yet

[Bothrops]

We have to be the most infuriating team for fans to watch in the country.

There ain't no doubt about it.

[preachermatt83]

This is Horse Dung!!!

[Bully13]

Fire Dan now and hire the UAB coach. this guy is so much better than what we have. 17 it. this UAB coach is proving he is leaps and bounds better than Dan.

[PMDawg]

I want UAB's kicker!

I want their coach.

[BulldogBear]

No pressure on that long pass. They can't handle the pressure. I would bring it every play until when and if they burn us on it.

[I seen it dawg]

Why the heck can we not get a guy that can kick like that?????

Why can't we get a guy that can make a 17 yarder

[preachermatt83]

Gonna be a disappointing year, guys. I'm accepting the fact that we won't touch 9 wins, even with a bowl win. We won't beat LSU, A&M, Auburn, Bama, or Ole miss. And we might lose at Kentucky or at home to UAB.

I still think you are wrong, but if you are right Dan Mullen should be fired.

[CadaverDawg]

We are playing like crap, but we are far better than this. Not ready to mail things in like this yet

We are more talented than this, yes....but any coach that coaches like this, will not beat a good team.

[Air of The Dawg]

I'm got daym serious, I kicked an extra point once. Can I come kick?

Bruns, nothing at all wrong with 'walk-ons' bring it...

[BrunswickDawg]

I've known this for years - but this game is why you never, ever bet money on MSU football

[CadaverDawg]

I still think you are wrong, but if you are right Dan Mullen should be fired.

I'm into the whiskey and over reacting....but F it, this is embarrassing.

I don't really mean any of this shit. Just sick of watching us piss away hype and excitement

[msstate7]

So now what has Dan accomplished with williams? He's probably destroyed any confidence that the kid had

[PMDawg]

I want to crow hop kick mullen in the nuts for this.

[preachermatt83]

Why are we not putting Tubby in the slot and just letting him embarrass a LB. ?

[Statecoachingblows**]

We are to "on again off again" as a TEAM, including coaches. Need to get it all together and in a hurry. We have zero urgency, and zero killer instinct.

[msstate7]

Talked bear up, but he's been garbage today

[preachermatt83]

Perfect pass and we drop it.

[preachermatt83]

JROB is a freaking beast.

[ShotgunDawg]

I will say this, we are starting to develop an identity on offense. Sometimes playing bad isn't the worst thing if it makes you compete and grind.

[Park duck]

Well hell lets take dak out screw momentum. Now lets run the hell out of him.

[CadaverDawg]

Dan has officially killed any chance of Dak winning an award today.

[CadaverDawg]

Gus Wally!!

[preachermatt83]

Gus Walley! I like that.

[CadaverDawg]

Damn, he was W I D E open

[Boston]

O line dominated that drive

[ShotgunDawg]

If Dan was just going to screw around in pre-season mode this week and next, maybe this is the best thing for us. We needed to develop an Identity and rhythm on offense.

[preachermatt83]

who kicked that?

[NorCalDawg]

What happened?

[blacklistedbully]

We look almost as bad as Ole Miss did versus BSU.

[BrunswickDawg]

Bruns, nothing at all wrong with 'walk-ons' bring it...
I forgot to mention it was in practice, but that countsfor Mullen right?

[Park duck]

O M F G we made an extra point. My 11 year old said our kicker sucks go for two. It aint rocket science

[NorCalDawg]

Never mind. The stream I'm watching is about 30 seconds slow it appears. Just saw we made an XP!!!!1111!!!!11!

[CadaverDawg]

Walley looks like a solid Tight End. Big guy, but pretty good speed

[preachermatt83]

now our D gotta get together.

[BulldogBear]

I still would've gone for two

[blacklistedbully]

I don't even f-ing care that we made the xpt. I don't want to see those losers on the field again. Please, please, please just send them to the friggin' locker room and go for 2.

[Sacrifice]

It's amazing what can happen when your QB gets in rhythm.

[preachermatt83]

seriously.. .what kicker kicked that xp?

[BulldogBear]

Let me guess. They take a shot at the endzone here.

[CadaverDawg]

Damn, our corners look horrible. Guys are wide open

[preachermatt83]

that's how you fix that crap, beat the snot out of the qb.

[I seen it dawg]

I will say this, we are starting to develop an identity on offense. Sometimes playing bad isn't the worst thing if it makes you compete and grind.

An identity of shit if we keep rotating. It's stupid.

[poposay]

seriously.. .what kicker kicked that xp?

Sobiesk

[preachermatt83]

we getting pressure now... there day is over.

[CadaverDawg]

Now let's score again before half

[CadaverDawg]

We play a version of Mullen(s) every week now

[preachermatt83]

we gotta PR guys.

[BulldogBear]

Impressed overall with Graham but he needs to learn to throw coals in the locomotive and just go. Same thing with his first return.

[PMDawg]

Play Robinson you dumb ass!!!

[I seen it dawg]

**** you dan. Let's don't keep pressure on them with the bowling ball running it. Idiot.

[CadaverDawg]

Dak looks shaky through the air today

[msstate7]

Dak is being careless with ball

[blacklistedbully]

We need to score another unanswered TD this half before I'll start feeling a little better.

[preachermatt83]

Dak throws the ball really hard .

[NorCalDawg]

We keep Dak in, but Holloway in as RB. Brilliant!**

[I seen it dawg]

****ing horrible. That right there is why Dak needs all the game reps he can get. Shitty throw

[Bully13]

Nice 17ing series. that looked really good. nice throws Dak.

[CadaverDawg]

Nice punt, Devon. Jeez

[preachermatt83]

Robinson needed a breather.. I can live with that.. It's hot..

[blacklistedbully]

Dak's out of the Heisman running. He's looking a lot like Bo Dirt today.

[CadaverDawg]

****ing horrible. That right there is why Dak needs all the game reps he can get. Shitty throw

Exactly. Dak needs reps, not Damien

[PMDawg]

Dan's a dud....

[msstate7]

Why was holloway at rb that drive? Holloway should be emergency rb only

[I seen it dawg]

GAME REPS FOR DAK YOU ****ING MORON.

[MarketingBully01]

That was pass interference on 3rd and 9 great SEC officiating.

[preachermatt83]

our big bad stadium expansion is empty.

[CadaverDawg]

Our first team D is good. Wish we saw them more often

[Bully13]

way to go pschyo D!!! 10 yards right up your ass.... 17ing pussies

[MarketingBully01]

Please tell me we have the 1 defense in...

[preachermatt83]

next week if dan does the crap he did today we will lose.. USA is not bad.

[rcsteph1]

Man we are missing some tackles today

[CadaverDawg]

Nevermind, we can't tackle. Son of a bitch.

I hate waiting around all week for your team to play, and then getting a bed shittin like this.

[BulldogBear]

OMG. Is this the part in the script where we allow a score right before the half!?

[blacklistedbully]

More missed tackles.

[blacklistedbully]

And more missed tackles. We are beyond shitty.

[I seen it dawg]

**** you dan

[CadaverDawg]

You should be ashamed of yourself, Mullen. You look like a horrible coach today.

[MarketingBully01]

Worst half of football we have played in at least 5 years.

[mparkerfd20]

Hopefully that's the worst half we play all year

[msstate7]

Dan needs to stand with his back to the team facing a mirror and cuss everyone he sees out

[MarketingBully01]

What gets me is you know they are ****ing running the ball. Just stack the ****ing line and stop the asshole in the backfield.