Dak injury update

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

[TheRef]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

I heard he got his right hand amputated and they're working on a cannon prosthetic.

[CadaverDawg]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*

[starkvegasdawg]

No no no. You have it all wrong. It was his right leg below the knee. They also reversed location of his kidneys.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*

Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.

[TheRef]

Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.

#YetiEffect

[JDog13]

Just off the phone with coach johnson. Dak had his left foot amputated. He is stable and should be back for LSU.

It will grow back right?

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

It will grow back right?

Allegedly. They wrapped it in bandages soaked in Eye-talian dressin to be safe. May have to add some dales later but hopefully not. The situation is fluid and at this time, all we can say is, "#15 has a leg".

[CadaverDawg]

Dak didnt want his elite foot to go to waste. I heard they iced it down in a Yeti cooler to determine what to do with it at a later time. That way, they have months before they need to make a decision.

Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*

[RossDawg82]

It will grow back right?

yes, that is why his nickname is Wolverine.

[CadaverDawg]

Allegedly. They wrapped it in bandages soaked in Eye-talian dressin to be safe. May have to add some dales later but hopefully not. The situation is fluid and at this time, all we can say is, "#15 has a leg".

+2463

"One can only hope so, Jack"

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

yes, that is why his nickname is Wolverine.

Thought it was whiskers?

[elitedawgs]

This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.

[CadaverDawg]

This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.

We've got a "Freeze" now?*

[mstatefan91]

Pretty sure they had to remove his head but they replaced it with Damien's so we will be good to go Saturday

[CadaverDawg]

Well shit, Ennis was right. But at least he's back at practice already. wontmissabeatku

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/470/459/ScreenShot2013-08-29at4.05.37PM_crop_exact.jpg?w=1500&h=1500&q=85

[RossDawg82]

Thought it was whiskers?

Because he is curious????

[Dawg496]

Dak's leg will be wrapped in the same green stuff that they used on the stadium until they can figure out what to do with the foot. My brother's girlfriend who works at the pony told me that a tranny stripper's midget son's favorite color is green and he said that there's no way Dak's foot will be done on time.

[CadaverDawg]

Dak's leg will be wrapped in the same green stuff that they used on the stadium until they can figure out what to do with the foot. My brother's girlfriend who works at the pony told me that a tranny stripper's midget son's favorite color is green and he said that there's no way Dak's foot will be done on time.

Tranny strip club.....Coach, is that you?

"You wanna piece of MEEEEEEE?!"

****

[DawgHouseUnited]

+1 to this whole thread

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

Because he is curious????

Exactly. Like a cat.

[RattStevens]

Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.

[CadaverDawg]

Dak was just spotted in the football complex, in a sip and puff wheelchair, like Christopher Reeves.

That's horrible, yet I spewed coke out of my nose.

[joedog]

Here is the real unedited pic of Dak at practice.

http://s15.postimg.org/rn3ztwmuj/dak_boot.jpg

[Dawg496]

The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.

[TheRef]

The truth is, Dak was trying to emulate Tim Tebow and decided to go to Africa on a mission trip and contracted ebola. The entire team now has ebola and are questionable to play against UAB.

It's okay. Dak's tears will cure Ebola. He just needs to cry on all of his teammates and Ebola will be cleared from them.

[AFDawg]

I can confirm that I have been seen in a boot. I may or may not play this weekend.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/fa9e9ebc5c1054213c4379329c3804e6/tumblr_nbdtqwzWdr1t2gfd2o1_1280.png

[FlabLoser]

His foot was removed so we could shove it farther up Ole Miss's ass.

[mstatefan91]

Rumor is that that is Dak in the middle...

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/quora/2014/01/21/140121_QUORA_Wheelchair.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg

[BulldogBear]

This just in, they have placed Dak in a medically induced coma to ensure he can rest. There is rumor they my cryogenically freeze him and wait it out.

Three questions:

Can you unfreeze him in the middle of a game when he is needed?

Does he get to keep eligibility?

If only unfrozen for a play or two per season can he get medical redshirts?

[Mjoelner34]

Well, there ya go. I blame Polk.*

Ellis Johnson caused it! **

[sleepy dawg]

#YetiEffect

We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

[mstatefan91]

We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

I just laughed pretty loud in the middle of my class. I got some weird looks

[TheRef]

We determined we could buy a deep freeze and a generator cheaper than we could buy the large Yeti cooler...

We don't even need a cooler. Slap a Yeti sticker on it and it'll freeze right up.

[starkvegasdawg]

Injury is worse than we feared:

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111112063629/walkingdead/images/9/99/Walking_dead_bicycle.jpeg

[hells bells]

Can I have the sticker that came with the cooler?*

Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?

[CadaverDawg]

Cadaver, are you gonna put the Yeti sticker by the Drake sticker, Cosa sticker, Browning sticker, Mathews sticker or MSU 6 BAMA 3 sticker?

No room next to those, but I have room between my SaltLife sticker and 26.2 sticker

[Jack Lambert]

Dak is really a Drone and his foot has been sent to the lowest bidder to be repaired. Per State of Mississippi laws concerning contracts.

[Bully Dee Williams]

Can foot Dak can?
Can