Finish: UAB is better than Mississippi State...

[Political Hack]

Winner gets an all expenses paid camping trip with Ennis Del Mar.

Go!!!

[Jack Lambert]

At being the little brother and knowing his place.

[BulldogDX55]

...at working puns into any drug arrest stories.

...at making conspiracy theories to account for the state of their program (board of trustees vs dead injuns).

...at getting meaning out of beating CUSA opponents.

...at being little bro. (Edit: Damn you, Jack Lambert)

...at being confused for another school by the national media.

[CadaverDawg]

At keeping their QB healthy for at least 3 full quarters to start the season?*

[Political Hack]

At keeping their QB healthy for at least 3 full quarters to start the season?*

sad, because it's true.

[drunkernhelldawg]

at kicking field goals and catching punts.

[TheRef]

At having a mascot that looks like Trogdor the Burninator.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BacVB4ECYAAtgNS.jpg:large

For those of you who don't know who Trogdor the Burninator is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gz1DIIxmEE

[starkvegasdawg]

At not starting rumors that half your team is dead or dying.

[Political Hack]

at having a mascot synonymous with pot heads.

[preachermatt83]

at losing to USM

[FlabLoser]

Losing to USM. Nice.


At being on HBO.

https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zEqMiLtMXzG3r0IOuSco_A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/tv/2014-04-01/eba0ee20-b9f7-11e3-9820-ebd55a45dbaf_gameofthrones14_35.jpg

[RougeDawg]

At draining three's and setting a record in the Humphrey Colesium back around 2004 (Squeaky Johnson).

[tcdog70]

at having home games at "The Football Capital of the South"

[CadaverDawg]

At training their Dragon

[FlabLoser]

at downsizing their stadium.

[Interpolation_Dawg_EX]

at producing DEA/FBI Undercover agents who mentor youth in their spare time, but only if they're good at football... http://ask.fm/uab77

[MetEdDawg]

At beating LSU in Baton Rouge since the year 2000 (writing this hurt my soul)

[CadaverDawg]

At making Omar Conner a successful QB

[tcdog70]

At making Omar Conner a successful QB

Omarr won that game on his own--Croom told him to take a knee and kick the FG. Omarr thought **** that I can score--Croom was pissed when He went to the sideline.

[Todd4State]

At making Ron Polk happy.

[Political Hack]

At beating LSU in Baton Rouge since the year 2000 (writing this hurt my soul)

sadly, I think you're in the lead for an overnight camping trip with Ennis.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

sadly, I think you're in the lead for an overnight camping trip with Ennis.

Ha. I know a good spot up on Brokeback...

[FlabLoser]

Omarr won that game on his own--Croom told him to take a knee and kick the FG. Omarr thought **** that I can score--Croom was pissed when He went to the sideline.

Are you serious, Clark?

Reminds me of a TD pass from one of Croom's short-term QBs. Rutledge? I forget his name. Went in a few plays, threw a 50 yard TD pass. Croom was pissed because he made the wrong read.

[IMissJack]

Tommy John surgery...

[PMDawg]

741At having a mascot that gives rides to Fantasia.

[BeardoMSU]

741At having a mascot that gives rides to Fantasia.

Amazing, PM!!!

[BeardoMSU]

They have a pretty awesome fight song...dragons and all....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZtzSfK3ykU

[Dog316]

Absolutely nothing!

[CottonDog]

http://iloveuab.com/

[Political Hack]

http://iloveuab.com/

UAB is a good school. Their athletics program is just a little sister to the big-2 in Alabammer. I think we all know where the majority of Alabama's residents priorities lie... Would they rather have the best football team or the best medical school???

Luckily for state we have the best academic school in the state and the best sports program. It's nice not having to choose.