Finish the Sentence: USM is better than Mississippi State...

[Political Hack]

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Best entry gets VCAsh points... maybe... but probably not. But maybe. Winner gets to help finish painting the stadium since it won't be finished yet.***

I'll start: USM is better than Mississippi State at getting their head coach a new head coaching job.

[starkvegasdawg]

At not giving a wet fart about football.

[missouridawg]

At killing endangered species.

At crappy marketing.

At recruiting girlfriends.

[LC Dawg]

At saving money on mascot food.

[FlabLoser]

At driving 2 hours to New Orleans.

[IMissJack]

Sporting gold polyester

[preachermatt83]

at packing all there fans in a minivan.

[TheRef]

at losing 23-straight games.

[BulldogDX55]

Southern Miss is better at reaching a quick consensus among their fan base.

Southern Miss is better at winning the Pity Party.

Southern Miss is better at hitting Rock bottom.

Southern Miss is better at allowing Ellis Johnson to have long lasting effect on their program.

[SDDawg]

at eating king cake.

[rdnkkicker]

At pulling for LSU.

[Rick Danko]

At copyright infringement

[Bo Darville]

USM is better at stadium building. Our administration only gives a fan 16-18 inches of seating. USM gives a fan an entire 50 foot bench to lie down on and store personal belongings. Also the long bench and the stadium atmosphere is great for napping, which is convenient for when you leave Hattiesburg at halftime on Saturday night with a long drive home to Petal. Lots of bang for your buck.

[Political Hack]

At pulling for LSU.

it's funny because it's true.

[TexasDawg]

delete

[Bob Sacamano]

At fostering a hipster haven.

[dickiedawg]

At hall of fame quarterbacks.

[Political Hack]

At hall of fame quarterbacks.

it's not funny because it's true.

[Bubb Rubb]

At having dinner at Outback Steakhouse.

[DawgHouseUnited]

Southern Miss is better at hitting Rock bottom.

Clever!

[Jack Lambert]

Keeping their stadium clean on game day.

[hells bells]

Keeping their stadium clean on game day.

Enjoying a home game from Biloxi beach.

[DudyDawg]

At keeping their water bill down by not pressure washing any of their stadium in the offseason

[Political Hack]

hahaha. strong contenders this week.

[thunderclap]

at enrolling fun-loving Louisiana girls.

[CadaverDawg]

At packing a suitcase

[Drugdog]

At Selling Home games to pay off a coach.

Screwing up a bowl game to Hawaii.

[FlabLoser]

At getting hit by a tornado.

[Drugdog]

Avoiding getting in a good conference.

[dickiedawg]

At getting hit by a tornado.

That's below the belt. 10 points from Griffindor.

[drunkernhelldawg]

Negative consistency.

[tcdog70]

at Wearing Mullets and polyester coaching shorts.while excepting Haitian boat people into their fan base.

[NBdawg17]

Cause they can now be beaten by ANYONE. ANYWHERE. ANYTIME.

[mic]

At being true Saints fans now....

[Bully13]

At considering forfeitures more important than on the field victories

[CadaverDawg]

At choosing fans for 5 on 5 basketball

EverybodyPlays

[GiggityDawg]

At the creation and distribution of meth.

[dogshiek]

Creating a 7.5 earthquake on the richter scale every Friday by slamming trunks on their way home to the coast. (For you Ref)

[MsStateBaseball]

Well, back in the 1980's they had better looking women.

[Dawgcentral]

At traffic flow management during sporting events.

A digging a hole in the ground for a basketball arena.

In accuracy for throwing a diploma through a window while one is driving down HWY 49.

[The Federalist Engineer]

...at always getting Starkville High School their uniforms back by Friday

[War Machine Dawg]

at packing all there fans in a minivan.

This one made me laugh.