It's Limerick Tuesday- Nasty Bunch edition- Go!!

[Coach34]

Should be good

[starkvegasdawg]

This game will be over before it can start
As Chris and the crew turn buzzards into lawn darts
Dan and the gang
Will unleash a new level of pain
And in the USM pants will be more than just farts

[RBritt]

S O U T H E R N gonna get a taste of Dak's jizz

[Bubb Rubb]

USM comes in with optimism galore
Excited about what the new season has in store
But we will all just laugh
When CJ breaks their QB in half
And they realize they aren't in Birmingham anymore

[Rick Danko]

Their's Mottos Southern Miss to the Top
But just wait til they run into the crop
Of Bulldogs who prey
On Buzzards that play
They'll be praying by halftime to stop

[SapperDawg]

In collaboration with jbjones:

The Buzzards of Southern hued Mustard
Coming to Starkville to be Custer'd
Impressed they will be
Best stadium they’ve seen
Our real rival still lives in Oxford

[Mjoelner34]

Their BCS busting was gone in a blink
That’s when their program started to sink
Two seasons passed by with only 1 win
Get ready nuggets, it’s coming again
Their fans say they’re better and they are on the brink
But who really cares, what 10 people think

[K9 Avenger]

Tens of fans come to Davis Wade in praise
Of the "Nasty Bunch" from their glory days
But another ass whoopin' is sure to fester
For those dressed in black and gold polyester

[ShotgunDawg]

This game will be over before it can start
As Chris and the crew turn buzzards into lawn darts
Dan and the gang
Will unleash a new level of pain
And in the USM pants will be more than just farts

What is a "Lawn Dart"?

[dickiedawg]

The Southerners are coming to town
for the Bulldogs to dish a beatdown.
As the time slowly passes
while we kick their asses
we'll stomp them right into the ground.

While the weather looks like rain,
USM's forecast is pain.
Their outlook is bleak,
despite the win streak,
looks like another winless campaign.

[Jacksondevildog]

NITChampsburg is the place that they boast.
Their ass with us going in dry is what we will roast.
Dak up the middle all day and around the side
On the way to their cars early in the third their asses will glide
With 10 less fans in the stadium they will head to the coast.

[starkvegasdawg]

What is a "Lawn Dart"?

A game from back in the 70's that would never see the light in today's lawsuit happy culture. Think oversized darts that you threw at a target in your backyard. I'm on my phone or I'd google up an image and attach it.

[CadaverDawg]

Watch as the 10 Eagles soar
Into Starkville with a roar
Then with a smack
We stomp ass with Dak
Then the only thing Nasty bout the Bunch is their drawers

[sandwolf]

What is a "Lawn Dart"?

715

714

716

[BulldogBear]

They'll come wearing gold and black
And dissing the role of Dak
But they're gold will turn blue
Meeting BMac and crew
And laid out by the Dak Attack

[NorCalDawg]

USM to Starkville, week one
Full of hubris and pride, but they’re dumb
Bulldogs attack when that whistle they hear
Buzzards react and shit pants out of fear

[Dawgcentral]

There once was a place called the Hub
Who's fans you could place in one tub.
The eagle not fed, is now very dead,
And they can't find a red head to rub.

[QuadrupleOption]

There once were 10 fans from the Burg,
Who watched their program turn into a turd.
They paid good money to see
1 and 23,
The bastards got what they deserved.

[QuadrupleOption]

By the way there are some awesome limericks in this thread. This needs to be done weekly.

[mparkerfd20]

There once was a USM fan from Puckett
Whose wife refused to suck it
He was about to pop
Thinking about Southern Miss to the Top
So he bought a buzzard sock puppet

[ScoobaDawg]

There once were 10 fans from the Burg,
Who watched their program turn into a turd.
They paid good money to see
1 and 23,
The bastards got what they deserved.


I agree.... http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2884/1169/1600/Bowerfamily.1.jpg

[Hypnodawg]

Fedora is memory past,
Chris Jones will put his foot up their ass,

Our D is dynamic,
It stands tall,
Will demoralize all,
Cry's of devil and satanic
The buzzards will be screaming
While hoping and dreaming
Of Chris in a banana hammock

[Todd4State]

As Chris Jones destroys Norman Price
He thinks "Ah, well, but my girlfriend is sure nice"
Rick Cleveland cries in despair
"But MSU was supposed to be scared"
Anyone, anytime, anywhere!
At the end of fray, it is still our State
And they are the Nasty Bunch of Ten
Dreaming of men in their banana hammocks

[Dawgcentral]

There once were some men wearing yellow,
Once known as a mean bunch of fellows.
They got stomped by Dak, and the defensive attack,
And now they are known as quite mellow.

[Mutt the Hoople]

A Haiku:

Southern in 'Vegas
Mississippi State destroys
Nuggett dead on road

[Dawgcentral]

I like the Haiku addition!

Chickens on Scott Field.
Emaciated Hatchlings,
End up in B-Quick :-)

[Bo Darville]

Our team is hungry and mean
Dak and McKinney are causing a scene
Were gonna start fast
And we've been built to last
This year we will play 15.

[Bo Darville]

The buzzards will take a big lickin'
Their team is ripe for the picken'
We will fillet the birds
And they will eat their words
I assume they taste just like chicken.