SEC Network Launch Chat.

[War Machine Dawg]

Solid start, until Booger & McElroy started talking. Idiots.

[CadaverDawg]

Marcus Spears is awful

[War Machine Dawg]

That wasn't Spears, but yes, he's awful too. I can understand why Booger would talk up Auburn. They do return a lot from last year. But McElroy taking LSU? Does he even realize how many players they've lost the last two seasons? Turrable.

[CadaverDawg]

That wasn't Spears, but yes, he's awful too. I can understand why Booger would talk up Auburn. They do return a lot from last year. But McElroy taking LSU? Does he even realize how many players they've lost the last two seasons? Turrable.

Yes it was. Spears was with Saban in his office

[SDDawg]

Tebow looks pretty rough. I love the concept but this is kind of a bumpy start, it should get better though.

[War Machine Dawg]

Ah, ok. My bad. I expect there to be a lot of hits and misses as far as Network personnel early on. But McElroy & Spears look like definite misses. Do they even bother doing any research?

[CadaverDawg]

Ah, ok. My bad. I expect there to be a lot of hits and misses as far as Network personnel early on. But McElroy & Spears look like definite misses. Do they even bother doing any research?

Yea, Dari Noka (sp?) is about the only one so far that doesn't look like they are shitting their pants due to nerves, ha

[War Machine Dawg]

Yea, Dari Noka (sp?) is about the only one so far that doesn't look like they are shitting their pants due to nerves, ha

Agreed. Although I think Maria Taylor is holding her own right now, too. Bottom line, everyone just needs to calm the hell down and do some damn research before spewing bullshit out of their asses.

[Dawg61]

Man that intro was ridiculous!! I got goosebumps like ten times

[Bucky Dog]

Have thy interviewed Mullen and Dak yet? If not what time?

[War Machine Dawg]

Man that intro was ridiculous!! I got goosebumps like ten times

Indeed. If nothing else, the production quality has been epic so far. Love that they remastered all the OLD footage for HD. Just wish they'd show some on the field highlights for the non-Big 7 schools and Vandy.

[War Machine Dawg]

615 CT, according to Bob.

[bluelightstar]

McElroy has been good at everything I've seen him do. He's going to be a #1 analyst at some point.

[War Machine Dawg]

McElroy has been good at everything I've seen him do. He's going to be a #1 analyst at some point.

Yeah, unless you count actually doing research and knowing his shit. LSU will challenge for the West? Seriously? No one can absorb the talent hit they've taken the last two season and not take a step back.

[Leroy Jenkins]

Sumlin.... Cant put my finger on it, something is off with this guy. Seems a little, I don't know, slimy...?

[DudyDawg]

Yeah, unless you count actually doing research and knowing his shit. LSU will challenge for the West? Seriously? No one can absorb the talent hit they've taken the last two season and not take a step back.

Everyone but us lost a lot. Of course they can challenge for the west. So can we. So can bama. So can auburn. There are three/four teams that "can challenge" every year. They have just as good a shot as anyone

[DudyDawg]

Looks like they will be in Starkville here in just a little bit. Live from our practice

[Dawg61]

Sumlin.... Cant put my finger on it, something is off with this guy. Seems a little, I don't know, slimy...?

Sumlin cracks me up. He's got some Spurrier in him. I loved his analysis during the Nat. Champ game last year on ESPNU. He was giving the media a hard time with all the JFF questions during media days too. He's alright in my book so far.

[CJDAWG85]

Anyone else with Comcast having issues?

[Dawg61]

Why does Saban constantly talk with his hands? Is that some sort of weird tick or speech tourettes? Tusk why does your Dark Lord use his hands when he talks so damn much?

[civilengineerdog]

Anyone else with Comcast having issues?

Eat a dick Comcast!@#!!@

[GreenheadDawg]

Anyone else with Comcast having issues?

I've been trying to watch it with my direct tv account on my computer and it won't let me. Anybody know how the hell to do it. Apparently, you can't go to espn3 and log in under direct tv

[bluelightstar]

Yeah, unless you count actually doing research and knowing his shit. LSU will challenge for the West? Seriously? No one can absorb the talent hit they've taken the last two season and not take a step back.

People keep saying "this is the year" with regard to LSU falling off the map and it hasn't happened yet. I'm not going to call McElroy a big idiot for thinking LSU will challenge for the West, when in all likelihood, they probably will.

[Dawg61]

Eat a dick Comcast!@#!!@

They replay this 3 hour kickoff show at 10et tonight

[War Machine Dawg]

People keep saying "this is the year" with regard to LSU falling off the map and it hasn't happened yet. I'm not going to call McElroy a big idiot for thinking LSU will challenge for the West, when in all likelihood, they probably will.

They won't fall off the map, but I don't think they will challenge for the West, either. A "down" year for LSU is 8 wins. That's about what I see for them this season.

[BeardoMSU]

That A&M chant might be lamest thing I've ever seen......

[sleepy dawg]

Good thing I'm still at work and missing the only thing I've been looking forward to for the past 2 months.

[SDDawg]

At least no one can accuse Mullen of running his mouth now. ****

[Bothrops]

Eat a dick Comcast!@#!!@

Some day, I think we may be able to watch like the others. Until then, I'll drink to our Comcast experience.

[BeardoMSU]

At least no one can accuse Mullen of running his mouth now. ****

Yeah, lol. That was pretty painful. They could have planned that a little better.

[DudyDawg]

Big question is, will they talk about the new Dude

[hailmari]

Mic'd up fail by Mullen.. Say a little something...

[War Machine Dawg]

Big question is, will they talk about the new Dude

And the answer is "apparently not." SEC Network FAIL.

[WeWonItAll(Most)]

Is anyone with Metrocast having issues? I can't get the channel. Help please!

[DudyDawg]

Is anyone with Metrocast having issues? I can't get the channel. Help please!

Working well w me. On 726 in HD. No problems so far

[Dawg61]

Yeah, lol. That was pretty painful. They could have planned that a little better.

Was he aware he was live on-air? Can't believe he knew. All he said was "come on quarterbacks" and then we got to listen to practice music for a minute. Haha that was hilarious. Could they not move the farm practice to the practice fields? Now everyone thinks we have a fu@king farm for a practice field. Mullen didn't want to move the last two a day practice? That was a giant fail.

[CJDAWG85]

Comcast said SECN did not give Comcast rights to air it in all of its areas and Madison just happened to be one of them. I'm not sure about Jackson or any of the other surrounding areas, but Madison is SOL.

[BeardoMSU]

"haters gonna hate" - Rev. Freeze

"can we get a hair cut? good lord..." - Butch Jones (that made me laugh)

[IMissJack]

My only disappointment has been some of the announcers. I'm sure they will get better with practice, but some of their "analysts" have not been great.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

Is there any doubt tebow is a ****? Just come out already. Jesus will still love you.

[smootness]

They won't fall off the map, but I don't think they will challenge for the West, either. A "down" year for LSU is 8 wins. That's about what I see for them this season.

Well, it seems a little over the top to claim someone doesn't do any research just because their opinion is about 2 or 3 wins off from yours. He could have done his research and just come to a different conclusion.

My opinion falls more in line with yours, but they have a lot of talent. You never know with teams like that when a couple of guys will suddenly become stars and carry them.

[War Machine Dawg]

Is there any doubt tebow is a ****? Just come out already. Jesus will still love you.

http://i.imgur.com/NTtmUO7.gif

[War Machine Dawg]

And of course Bianco is talking up whiskey showers at TSUN as a good thing. You stay classy, BearSharks.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

I like butch jones but he has a croom type feeling to me

[War Machine Dawg]

And somewhere, curmudgeon's head just exploded. Soccer on the SEC Network.

[yjnkdawg]

I've been trying to watch it with my direct tv account on my computer and it won't let me. Anybody know how the hell to do it. Apparently, you can't go to espn3 and log in under direct tv

You can't do it with DTV. Even if you could go to ESPN3 and login, it would still not give you the SEC Network.

[RougeDawg]

Anyone notice one team in particular getting twice as much air time as any other school on this thing? I've been watching since 5:45 and one university has been in just bout every segment between commercials. Can someone tally up mentions and time for each university?

[Dawg61]

Is there any doubt tebow is a ****? Just come out already. Jesus will still love you.

Tebow brushes his teeth with 18 year old blonde va6ina (really? that gets asterisks now? wtf guys). He probably hasn't' woken up without a chick giving him a blowjob in ten years.

[Quaoarsking]

Tebow brushes his teeth with 18 year old blonde va6ina (really? that gets asterisks now? wtf guys). He probably hasn't' woken up without a chick giving him a blowjob in ten years.

The fact that no woman ever came forward do dispute his virginity claim is pretty solid evidence that he was telling the truth.

[IMissJack]

Does anyone else think Vandy's representative really doesn't fit the SEC fan mold?

[msstate7]

People all over the country's bucket list consists of an OM game -- shep smith

[BeardoMSU]

Uh, oh....where was the crystal stemware, chandeliers, and fine lace? Those were actually normal looking people, lol.

[Quaoarsking]

Our brief snippet kinda sucked. If I were some Pac-12 team who didn't know anything about the SEC I wouldn't've come away with much of an impression about MSU.

[BeardoMSU]

People all over the country's bucket list consists of an OM game -- shep smith

Too bad he didn't graduate. I guess if I wanted to be a journalist, I should have dropped out years ago.

[IMissJack]

Apparently all we contribute is to the conference is LFL and all UM contributes is the Grove. Getting a little old.

[Bully Dee Williams]

I love this storied episode. The people they picked to rep each school is fantastic. It says so much about each school.

Creepy Shep Smith (OM) (no comment needed)

Melissa Joan Hart (Bama) (even better that she didnt go to school there! That's a true Bama fan.)

Ralphie May (Arky)

James Carville (LSU) (Shady political figure)

Great picks ESPN!

[BeardoMSU]

I love this storied episode. The people they picked to rep each school is fantastic. It says so much about each school.

Creepy Shep Smith (OM) (no comment needed)

Melissa Joan Hart (Bama) (even better that she didnt go to school there! That's a true Bama fan.)

Ralphie May (Arky)

James Carville (LSU) (Shady political figure)

Great picks ESPN!

I love James Carville. Not only is he a genius, but he's funny and really nice guy.

[PMDawg]

They won't fall off the map, but I don't think they will challenge for the West, either. A "down" year for LSU is 8 wins. That's about what I see for them this season.

Well that's fine and dandy but McElroy having a differing opinion from your own doesn't make him an idiot that doesn't do any research. He hosts a daily show and he's a pretty sharp cat. I like him so far. I'm sure he does plenty of research.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

They are making us look like idiots

[msstate7]

That segment was perfect. Shep trying to convince everyone they don't care. Could you see the hate in his eyes?

[Quaoarsking]

Again, wasn't wild about our segment. Why did we intentionally play into the Rebels' stupid arguments?

[Barking 13]

I could have sworn we got about 30 seconds and TSUN got about 15 min... typical

[msstate7]

They are making us look like idiots

They're making everyone look like idiots. Cool idea for a show, but terrible picks for the schools

[IMissJack]

Most LSU fans I know can't stand him.

[Bass Chaser]

We need to get rid of the blue and brown tents.

[Dawg61]

Apparently all we contribute is to the conference is LFL and all UM contributes is the Grove. Getting a little old.

It's the first night. I am fine with LFL and Dudy Noble setting us apart from every other baseball park in the country because it's true and it's awesome!

[BeardoMSU]

And......Shep bolsters the delusion, lol. Keep it up.

[Quaoarsking]

The Vanderbilt guy talks about great watching great Vanderbilt wins and it shows video highlights of them beating Alabama and Florida.

And all we get is LFL and Cowbells? Why not some highlights of our great football moments too?

[Dawg61]

Ashley Judd is one fine piece of ass and one bat-shit crazy bitch. I can't listen to her talk without immediately picturing her in the movie Heat. Good movie title for her too.

[IMissJack]

LFL is great in person, but is not the best representation of MSU to students that are not from MS. Compare that to the other images from other schools.

[msstate7]

I wouldn't get too upset over this show. I doubt seriously there's many people watching this but hard core sec fans

[Dawg61]

LFL is great in person, but is not the best representation of MSU to students that are not from MS. Compare that to the other images from other schools.

Our best moments are in front of us not behind us like most of these other schools still living in 1994 (Arkansas) or 1998 (Tennessee).

[Dawg61]

This show is serving its purpose. It is uniting the SEC fan bases into one giant mass of pride for this conference.

[EdDawg]

Anybody with comcast picking up the network in Hattiesburg?

[MarketingBully01]

The Vanderbilt guy talks about great watching great Vanderbilt wins and it shows video highlights of them beating Alabama and Florida.

And all we get is LFL and Cowbells? Why not some highlights of our great football moments too?

Only problem with your statements are Vandy didn't win either that Alabama or Florida game he was reminiscing about. That is how bad Vandy really is and will go back to since James Franklin left.

[MarketingBully01]

Our stadium expansion will speak for itself when opposing fans go there and hear what a stadium of 60k+ cowbells in a bowled stadium sounds like. I think it will give us a clear advantage over everyone else.

[sandwolf]

Comcast said SECN did not give Comcast rights to air it in all of its areas and Madison just happened to be one of them. I'm not sure about Jackson or any of the other surrounding areas, but Madison is SOL.

What in the hell does that even mean? Why would the SECN force them to black out only certain areas like that? That sounds like a crock of shit to me.

[BeardoMSU]

The biggest thing that I got from the program....is that Ashley's still got it. Hot damn. Double jeopardy indeed.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3JdTw0aLCnY/UPRPdZ7Le4I/AAAAAAAATQE/Udi2R6jMeME/s1600/ashley-judd-09.JPG

[BulldogBear]

Dude on the horse invoked an image of a bear on a tricycle.

[Dawg61]

The biggest thing that I got from the program....is that Ashley's still got it. Hot damn. Double jeopardy indeed.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3JdTw0aLCnY/UPRPdZ7Le4I/AAAAAAAATQE/Udi2R6jMeME/s1600/ashley-judd-09.JPG

I think Al Pacino said it best when describing Ashley Judd in Heat


http://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE

[maroonmania]

The biggest thing that I got from the program....is that Ashley's still got it. Hot damn. Double jeopardy indeed.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3JdTw0aLCnY/UPRPdZ7Le4I/AAAAAAAATQE/Udi2R6jMeME/s1600/ashley-judd-09.JPG

Seriously hard to believe the she and Wynonna are even related.