poke fun at Umiss fantasy football names needed

[cubswillwinitonedaydawg]

My bro in law is in an inter-office league with all state fans except 1 bear fan. They're trying to all come up with names to pick on the oddball. Fumbling Wallace's, Bo knows fumbles, Landsharts, etc. Any more good ones welcome.

[CadaverDawg]

4of5

Nickoe's Nuts: Bo knows em

Lil Sisters Where are't thou? In Oxford

Mullen's Dak unleashed

[starkvegasdawg]

Will the Defendants Please Rise?
Teeth of Stihl.
Goldilocks has been Sleeping in my Bed

[CadaverDawg]

Hey 5 star recruits...There's a hard Freeze coming

[RTO Dawg]

RMFUN

[archdog]

Fumbling at the goaline
Hurry up offense - used to cover up multiple turnovers since 2013
UM-They don't even win in the parking lot anymore
UM - Game results do not matter
Perception bad asses

[Dawg61]

Denzel's Trip to Haiti
Bucktooth Bubblescreens
Tee Shepard Smith
Aww Miss
TSUCK

[JDog13]

If the helmet doesn't fit you must acquit.

The anaconda selfie squad

[RealHastings]

Blow Wallace Academy
Jeremy's Jigglins
Cody Blewit
Phony Connor
Midget Backfield Convention

[DawgHouseUnited]

Denzel's Trip to Haiti
Bucktooth Bubblescreens
Tee Shepard Smith
Aww Miss
TSUCK

This is definitely my favorite.

[RC3]

Girls Basketball on Grass