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Dawg61
08-01-2014, 11:22 PM
this is his 3rd substance abuse failed test. He's the boyfriend of Wayne Gretzky's daughter. I am not surprised by this suspension. Apparently this guy goes at it hard and so does his blonde 95lb girlfriend. What an asshole. Loads of talent, good looks, 6'5, banging Gretzky's daughter every day, blowing through 8balls like nothing, making millions and drinking his ass off every night. Haha


http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/11296523/dustin-johnson-suspended-six-months-pga-tour-testing-positive-cocaine-use

http://nypost.com/2014/07/31/dustin-johnson-takes-sudden-vague-leave-of-absence-from-golf/

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-common/mlib/1839/02/1839_1361534841.JPG
defiantdog
08-02-2014, 12:22 AM
Are we a little jealous lol?
LiterallyPolice
08-02-2014, 12:36 AM
Also, it is rumored that he slept with the wife of another PGA Tour player. What a turbodouche.
DawgInMemphis
08-02-2014, 05:10 AM
Jason Dufner and Will Mckinzie's wives. Ended Mckinzies marriage.
Brahmabull
08-02-2014, 07:16 AM
Not Dufner's wife, Jimmy Walker's wife
MS_half-step
08-02-2014, 07:27 AM
He won't be sniffing the course anytime soon
FISHDAWG
08-02-2014, 09:45 AM
wow ... guess the only sponsor he will ever get again would be godaddy.com
Dawg61
08-02-2014, 12:06 PM
Jason Dufner and Will Mckinzie's wives. Ended Mckinzies marriage.

What a gigantic P.O.S., hope he lands like Paul George and never sniffs the PGA tour again. Some people don't deserve all the good fortunes they've been given.
dogshiek
08-02-2014, 02:18 PM
Sex, drugs, and the PGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BoomBoom
08-02-2014, 02:34 PM
Shame on him for trying to gain a competitive advantage that way.**
ckDOG
08-02-2014, 02:36 PM
Not Dufner's wife, Jimmy Walker's wife

The best part about this thread is that it led me to google Duf's wife. Holy smokes. He out kicked his coverage by a mile. I now have my new favorite golfer. Well done, Duf.

http://instagram.com/aduf99
DudyDawg
08-02-2014, 03:45 PM
Shame on him for trying to gain a competitive advantage that way.**

Nothing helps you play around silently outside for 5 hours like blow.
Dawg61
08-02-2014, 04:02 PM
Nothing helps you play around silently outside for 5 hours like blow.

Haha Dustin Johnson's home course bunkers aren't filled with sand. He plays from the bunker on every hole.
Dawg61
08-02-2014, 04:04 PM
The best part about this thread is that it led me to google Duf's wife. Holy smokes. He out kicked his coverage by a mile. I now have my new favorite golfer. Well done, Duf.

http://instagram.com/aduf99

You say that even after finding out she's had Dustin Johnson's 9iron in her sand wedge? That sleut gets a 4 stroke penalty knocking her from a 9 to a 5. Suddenly Duff is the one marrying down here.
ckDOG
08-02-2014, 04:55 PM
You say that even after finding out she's had Dustin Johnson's 9iron in her sand wedge? That sleut gets a 4 stroke penalty knocking her from a 9 to a 5. Suddenly Duff is the one marrying down here.

I don't think she's the one he messed around with. At any rate, she's hot slut or not slut.