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Joedawg
07-15-2014, 09:51 PM
To get us through the off season I have decided to start posting some daily Dak Facts

Dak counted to infinity twice

Dak Got in a fight with superman and made a bet with him
Loser had to where there underwear outside there pants!

When Dak was hall monitor in Haughton crime went down 20% ... in Chicago!

#DakFacts
#HailState

THE DAK KNIGHT
07-15-2014, 10:00 PM
Pretty sure these are Chuck Norris jokes......is this serious or a troll?

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:03 PM
Step off
These are original Dak Facts

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:04 PM
I came to elite dawgs because I thought it was hater free

TheRef
07-15-2014, 10:05 PM
This is like a train wreck. You don't want to watch but you can't turn your head away.

missouridawg
07-15-2014, 10:06 PM
I came to elite dawgs because I thought it was hater free

There is no place on Earth, outside of your bedroom closet, that is hater free.

PassInterference
07-15-2014, 10:08 PM
Ole Miss folk on the internets discuss Dak more often than Bo.

THE DAK KNIGHT
07-15-2014, 10:10 PM
Seriously. Is this dude an Ole Miss guy trolling or just........

starkvegasdawg
07-15-2014, 10:10 PM
Ole Miss folk on the internets discuss Dak more often than Bo.

That's because Dak scares them to death do they make fun of him. Just whistling by the graveyard.

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:12 PM
Go back to reddit neck beard
This is why I left scout

TheRef
07-15-2014, 10:12 PM
Seriously. Is this dude an Ole Miss guy trolling or just........

Seriously. Are you an Ole Miss guy trolling or just.........

THE DAK KNIGHT
07-15-2014, 10:12 PM
That's because Dak scares them to death do they make fun of him. Just whistling by the graveyard.

I think after that Egg Bowl they're more scared of Bo. Talk about choking.

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:13 PM
And of course no one talks about bo
Did you see the egg bowl?

TheRef
07-15-2014, 10:14 PM
BATTLE OF THE TROLLS!!!!!

http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa465/hardcocnut/Mobile%20Uploads/1397347410_zpsa32a15c5.gif

Barking 13
07-15-2014, 10:14 PM
All the Kardashians (even Mom), and Kate Hudson called Dak for dates.... not interested.... after the season, ladies... I'll holla back...

THE DAK KNIGHT
07-15-2014, 10:16 PM
Seriously. Are you an Ole Miss guy trolling or just.........

Apparently calling out trolls makes me a troll. My bad then...

huffy
07-15-2014, 10:17 PM
To get us through the off season I have decided to start posting some daily Dak Facts

Dak counted to infinity twice

Dak Got in a fight with superman and made a bet with him
Loser had to where there underwear outside there pants!

When Dak was hall monitor in Haughton crime went down 20% ... in Chicago!

#DakFacts
#HailState

dude... are you like a third grader? your English is abysmal.

....and hashtags don't work on a message board, troll.

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:17 PM
Lol good one with the Kardashian.

TheRef
07-15-2014, 10:18 PM
Apparently calling out trolls makes me a troll. My bad then...

Nope...it's just how you're acting that is throwing up a red flag for me.

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:18 PM
Haters gonna hate

Joedawg
07-15-2014, 10:22 PM
Dak won a game of chess with checker pieces

Barking 13
07-15-2014, 10:23 PM
Lol good one with the Kardashian. at least I think you got the star17er jist

Saving Caoach Croom
07-15-2014, 11:06 PM
Hey guys lay off JoeDawg. I really like this thread and I love dak Prescott. cant wait for him to bring home the Heisman this year should've won it last year am I right?!!

Dawg61
07-15-2014, 11:07 PM
I'll play. Dak visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are called The Islands.

Dak flirted with Danger once till Danger got clingy.

Horses are hung like Dak.

Dak once sat his father down and told him about the Birds and the Bees.

The dinosaurs laughed at Dak once. Just once though.

TheRef
07-15-2014, 11:08 PM
Hey guys lay off JoeDawg. I really like this thread and I love dak Prescott. cant wait for him to bring home the Heisman this year should've won it last year am I right?!!

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/356/7/e/the_ban_hammer_by_msgtfrank-d35gs98.jpg

War Machine Dawg
07-15-2014, 11:29 PM
Dak won a game of chess with checker pieces


Hey guys lay off JoeDawg. I really like this thread and I love dak Prescott. cant wait for him to bring home the Heisman this year should've won it last year am I right?!!

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae73/MSUDawgBurke/ThorDropsHammer_zpse24641ad.gif (http://s959.photobucket.com/user/MSUDawgBurke/media/ThorDropsHammer_zpse24641ad.gif.html)

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae73/MSUDawgBurke/TombstoneWellBye_zpse8d4d607.gif (http://s959.photobucket.com/user/MSUDawgBurke/media/TombstoneWellBye_zpse8d4d607.gif.html)

BeastMan
07-15-2014, 11:36 PM
Funny that JoeDawg and The Dak Knight are both posting from the same IP on West Main Street in Tupelo.

All By My Relf
07-15-2014, 11:40 PM
Who the hell is Saving Caoch Croom? You spelled coach wrong you idiot! Bout as dumb as a TSUN fan.

DudyDawg
07-15-2014, 11:42 PM
Who the hell is Saving Caoch Croom? You spelled coach wrong you idiot! Bout as dumb as a TSUN fan.

.......

hailmari
07-16-2014, 12:05 AM
Who the hell is Saving Caoch Croom? You spelled coach wrong you idiot! Bout as dumb as a TSUN fan.

Such a shame... That's actually a good user name.

joedog
07-16-2014, 12:40 AM
I say ban the imposter.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124737/3081934-6739822888-banha.gif

Dawg61
07-16-2014, 01:21 AM
Such a shame... That's actually a good user name.

I know right. Fu@k now it is gone forever. Useless. Like Jessica Alba after herpes news broke.

BeardoMSU
07-16-2014, 01:30 AM
I know right. Fu@k now it is gone forever. Useless. Like Jessica Alba after herpes news broke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OZ40fPvhjk

Leroy Jenkins
07-16-2014, 06:52 AM
To get us through the off season I have decided to start posting some daily Dak Facts

Dak counted to infinity twice

Dak Got in a fight with superman and made a bet with him
Loser had to where there underwear outside there pants!

When Dak was hall monitor in Haughton crime went down 20% ... in Chicago!

#DakFacts
#HailState

Ah yes, homophones can be fun.

starkvegasdawg
07-16-2014, 08:13 AM
http://blog.canuxploitation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/trlLogoReverse300.jpg

pdawg10msu
07-16-2014, 08:22 AM
Hey guys lay off JoeDawg. I really like this thread and I love dak Prescott. cant wait for him to bring home the Heisman this year should've won it last year am I right?!!
Make that 3 trolls. Y'all just can't get Dak outta y'all's heads can y'all?!

sbcmortgageman
07-16-2014, 08:29 AM
Please ban these little elves.

FISHDAWG
07-16-2014, 08:34 AM
this bear invasion is worse than a computer virus