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CadaverDawg
07-07-2014, 11:00 PM
To the poster that displays the most Hoops knowledge

http://a.gifb.in/052012/1336405435_fat_guy_trampoline_dunk_fail.gif

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 07:29 AM
Nice troll job of including 61 on here...

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 07:40 AM
Nice troll job of including 61 on here...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebfe4175657f921b8c18dcb9c8080b2e/tumblr_mwafxwCwz61r03ojvo1_500.gif

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 08:04 AM
Haha it's a joke, 61. We really can be civil. I just thought I would create a little tension on the day of the voting - my bad.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 08:43 AM
http://soundinmymemory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/DarkHelmetFOOLDU-253x300.jpg

hacker
07-08-2014, 08:56 AM
how the **** is rougedawg on here? I'm pretty sure he types with the drool that falls out of his mouth

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 09:02 AM
how the **** is rougedawg on here? I'm pretty sure he types with the drool that falls out of his mouth

How does Brad Stevens have seventeen votes? He's the second biggest Ray apologist on this board. Haha

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 09:20 AM
how the **** is rougedawg on here? I'm pretty sure he types with the drool that falls out of his mouth

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/117031/3783720-lol.gif

drunkernhelldawg
07-08-2014, 09:49 AM
Write in vote: Sallystansbury

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 11:54 AM
I am no Ray apologist, but this makes me happy:

@RickRay1: So thankful that Coach Izzo & his staff @msubasketball allowed me to come in to talk shop. I learned a lot & the Bulldogs got better!

If there is a program I want us to become similar to, it's Michigan State. I hope Ray did more than talk about the weather with Izzo.

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 11:58 AM
I hope Ray did more than talk about the weather with Izzo.

Hopefully talked about suits and stuff too*

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 12:31 PM
I am no Ray apologist, but this makes me happy:

@RickRay1: So thankful that Coach Izzo & his staff @msubasketball allowed me to come in to talk shop. I learned a lot & the Bulldogs got better!

If there is a program I want us to become similar to, it's Michigan State. I hope Ray did more than talk about the weather with Izzo.

We look better already

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/toys/detail-page/c26-B001BKX0V4-1-l.jpg

preachermatt83
07-08-2014, 12:53 PM
We look better already

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/toys/detail-page/c26-B001BKX0V4-1-l.jpg

man that was freaking funny.. I can't stop laughing.

preachermatt83
07-08-2014, 12:54 PM
how is HoopsDawg not nominated for this?

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 12:57 PM
We look better already

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/toys/detail-page/c26-B001BKX0V4-1-l.jpg

That looks like practice film....^This^ proves we're going to be MUCH better this season.*

BulldogBear
07-08-2014, 02:31 PM
As I know little of hoops beyond rules and gameplay, I know not who to vote for here.

Invitation to campaign

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 03:59 PM
Dawg61 has closed the gap a little, but Brad is comfortable right now

HereComesTheSpiral
07-08-2014, 04:04 PM
As I know little of hoops beyond rules and gameplay, I know not who to vote for here.

Invitation to campaign
We don't need another one of these
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1242028/thumbs/o-AVERAGE-PENIS-SIZE-facebook.jpg

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 04:09 PM
This one may be more appropriate if you're talking about the one from yesterday...

http://www.shoelacesexpress.com/popup/images/shoelaceswidthcompareg500w.gif

BeardoMSU
07-08-2014, 04:13 PM
That looks like practice film....^This^ proves we're going to be MUCH better this season.*

Naw, if that was our practice film, there would be no dunk, and no contest at the rim********

HereComesTheSpiral
07-08-2014, 04:14 PM
This one may be more appropriate if you're talking about the one from yesterday...

http://www.shoelacesexpress.com/popup/images/shoelaceswidthcompareg500w.gif

http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-situation-small-penis.jpg

HereComesTheSpiral
07-08-2014, 04:23 PM
Naw, if that was our practice film, there would be no dunk, and no contest at the rim********

Like this?
http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Pryz1.gif

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 04:26 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4515047168/h48C9B3BE/

HereComesTheSpiral
07-08-2014, 04:28 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4515047168/h48C9B3BE/

Is that why women suck at driving?

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 05:01 PM
In all honesty, are there 15 people that really think Dawg61 is a basketball guru? I'm not saying I'm most knowledgable, but the fact he has gotten so many votes baffles me. He either has multiple profiles to vote, has recruited a posse, or there are ignorant voters. Every person on this board can google "who is the leading scorer in JUCO?" And then copy/paste that on a message board.

Pioneer Dawg
07-08-2014, 05:10 PM
In all honesty, are there 15 people that really think Dawg61 is a basketball guru? I'm not saying I'm most knowledgable, but the fact he has gotten so many votes baffles me. He either has multiple profiles to vote, has recruited a posse, or there are ignorant voters. Every person on this board can google "who is the leading scorer in JUCO?" And then copy/paste that on a message board.

Post more, this is what I like to see.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 05:21 PM
In all honesty, are there 15 people that really think Dawg61 is a basketball guru? I'm not saying I'm most knowledgable, but the fact he has gotten so many votes baffles me. He either has multiple profiles to vote, has recruited a posse, or there are ignorant voters. Every person on this board can google "who is the leading scorer in JUCO?" And then copy/paste that on a message board.

Haha I wonder just how many of your 146 posts are either replies to my posts or have some snarky comment in them about me? At least 100 of them.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkcjdf1C511qzsiy0o1_400.gif

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 05:26 PM
Haha I wonder just how many of your 146 posts are either replies to my posts or have some snarky comment in them about me? At least 100 of them.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkcjdf1C511qzsiy0o1_400.gif

Yes, as I've stated before, I have made it my mission that people do NOT listen to you when it comes to basketball. I was surprised and honored to be placed as a candidate in this thread, only to later be hitting my head on the wall that you're my competition. There are 100 (at least) people that never or rarely post who deserve this award more than you. I truly thought it was a joke when I saw your name on this list.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 05:36 PM
Yes, as I've stated before, I have made it my mission that people do NOT listen to you when it comes to basketball. Your mission? Weird. All I want is for MSU to have a top-tier SEC basketball program. So your mission goes against that.


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Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 05:46 PM
Nice use of google there. ** I simply feel bad for you and the 15 other usernames that voted for you. When I asked about your basketball credentials in the winter, you cussed and screamed like a child with a temper tantrum. You make people on here dumber when it comes to basketball.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 05:54 PM
Just need two 3-pointers to tie you up, hope Chicken or FFTF don't shoot them**

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 06:03 PM
Just need two 3-pointers to tie you up, hope Chicken or FFTF don't shoot them**

Haha, that was good.

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 06:05 PM
Just need two 3-pointers to tie you up, hope Chicken or FFTF don't shoot them**

Haha

HereComesTheSpiral
07-08-2014, 06:39 PM
Just need two 3-pointers to tie you up, hope Chicken or FFTF don't shoot them**

Coach34 and Engie will be here with some stats to tell you that youre full of shit on who needs to take threes**

DudyDawg
07-08-2014, 06:43 PM
Just need two 3-pointers to tie you up, hope Chicken or FFTF don't shoot them**

I'm Colin Borchert, and I approve this message***

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 06:46 PM
Coach34 and Engie will be here with some stats to tell you that youre full of shit on who needs to take threes**

Should of signed Jarekious Bradley like I said right Brad?** Oh wait you don't like 19 ppg immediate impact jucos or transfers. 3.2.1……Engie says we couldn't sign him

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/56380/jarekious-bradley

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 06:59 PM
Should of signed Jarekious Bradley like I said right Brad?** Oh wait you don't like 19 ppg immediate impact jucos or transfers. 3.2.1……Engie says we couldn't sign him

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/56380/jarekious-bradley

Goodness. The dude plays for a college I've never heard of. You're like the guy who brags about Lebron's stats and forgets an actual team with players named Patty and Kawhi and an old dude named Tim tore Lebron's team apart.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 07:06 PM
Goodness. The dude plays for a college I've never heard of. You've never heard of SEMS before haha they play in the Ohio Valley conference with Murray St. and Belmont. Yea you should win this award.**

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 07:26 PM
Good job, good effort on the Google skillz, again. It should say something that you have over 5000 posts and I just hit 150, and I'm beating you in this award. We both know the only reason you're even an option is because you make yourself known in every thread. If we take away my 100 posts where I reply to you (at your own admission), it just says someone with 1% of your posts gets rightly recognized for knowledge, and you get recognized because you're "just there." Apart from tearing down your terrible arguments, I post high-quality (usually MSU basketball-related) posts, whereas you post high-volume posts about nonsense. Do you understand?

Also, if I posted more often to ALL of your threads, my actual life would diminish quickly, and we might be leaders in that other poll about dueling posters haha.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 07:35 PM
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Intramural All-American
07-08-2014, 07:36 PM
Dawg61 claimed Cunningham was better than Sword, doesn't understand the difference in Sanderson basketball and SEC basketball, doesn't understand the difference in JUCO basketball and SEC basketball, and thinks Jack Taylor would be our best player (look him up). Like Brad, I'm in awe that he was nominated for this award. Talking a lot about basketball doesn't mean you know what you are talking about.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 07:39 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35298891.jpg

Intramural All-American
07-08-2014, 07:41 PM
Do you deny what I said? I don't really want to, but I'll go back and cite each of those instances if you would like.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 07:43 PM
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/images/tits-or-gtfo.jpg

TexasDawg
07-08-2014, 07:50 PM
I voted for Dawg61 because he at least acknowledges that our program is in the shitter and doesn't seem to be getting out of said shitter soon

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 07:54 PM
I voted for Dawg61 because he at least acknowledges that our program is in the shitter and doesn't seem to be getting out of said shitter soon

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5eb7cb4cbcbc40130584e47da41372b2/tumblr_n8da54GYKp1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 08:02 PM
Thanks to all of you for making this thread an extremely entertaining read.

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 08:04 PM
I voted for Dawg61 because he at least acknowledges that our program is in the shitter and doesn't seem to be getting out of said shitter soon

If that's all it takes to be knowledgeable about a topic, then consider me an expert in multiple fields such as the national economy, health care, politics, and social security.** To recognize something as faulty is not a display of knowledge -- it is a display of common sense. Apparently you realized the same thing that everyone did; DAWG61 was just obnoxious enough to post about it all day, every day, and you fell for that as "knowledge."

JDog13
07-08-2014, 08:07 PM
We look better already

http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/toys/detail-page/c26-B001BKX0V4-1-l.jpg

1. Ray needs to work on his vertical.
2. We got a white dude on the team that can dunk?

TexasDawg
07-08-2014, 08:09 PM
1. Ray needs to work on his vertical.
2. We got a white dude on the team that can dunk?

Outstanding post

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 08:15 PM
If that's all it takes to be knowledgeable about a topic, then consider me an expert in multiple fields such as the national economy, health care, politics, and social security.** To recognize something as faulty is not a display of knowledge -- it is a display of common sense. Apparently you realized the same thing that everyone did; DAWG61 was just obnoxious enough to post about it all day, every day, and you fell for that as "knowledge."

Brad if I win this award

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Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 08:43 PM
If somehow you win, all we have to do is wait for another year of basketball to go by, point out a few of your dumb comments during the season, and hopefully have a more realistic candidate list of this award next year that does not include you. It is the first year of the site, so I will give those who nominated you (looking at you Pioneer Dawg) and those who voted for you a break this go-round.

HereComesTheSpiral
07-08-2014, 08:53 PM
Dawg61 claimed Cunningham was better than Sword, doesn't understand the difference in Sanderson basketball and SEC basketball, doesn't understand the difference in JUCO basketball and SEC basketball, and thinks Jack Taylor would be our best player (look him up). Like Brad, I'm in awe that he was nominated for this award. Talking a lot about basketball doesn't mean you know what you are talking about.

All of the things you just listed might be better than MSU basketball, seriously, I feel like a ****ing marlins fan cheering for our team. The bigger question is, will they be handing out bags with eye slits as door prizes next year?***

smootness
07-08-2014, 09:18 PM
Holy cow, Brad Stevens; I had no idea you had so few posts. To get nominated, and likely win, for most knowledgeable on anything with less than 150 posts is truly impressive. Well done.

And yes, anyone who ever uses the term 'Sanderson' in a discussion of how to improve any D1 basketball team should be disqualified from this award forever.

Political Hack
07-08-2014, 09:24 PM
If somehow you win, all we have to do is wait for another year of basketball to go by, point out a few of your dumb comments during the season, and hopefully have a more realistic candidate list of this award next year that does not include you. It is the first year of the site, so I will give those who nominated you (looking at you Pioneer Dawg) and those who voted for you a break this go-round.

your new avatar should disqualify you. Until now I thought you were the real Brad Stevens.

Cunningham and Sword play different positions... well, until Ray decided to play Sword out of position and in front of Ready who is a much better 1 than Sword. Sword is a SF. That's it. He's a slasher with little to no outside threat. He turns the ball over constantly. He's a liability at 1 and can't score from the outside at 2. Three is his only spot.

Intramural All-American
07-08-2014, 09:33 PM
So are you saying that you really can't determine if Sword or Cunningham is the better player? Lebron and Roy Hibbert play different positions, but Lebron is obviously the better player.

Dawg61
07-08-2014, 09:43 PM
If somehow you win, all we have to do is wait for another year of basketball to go by, point out a few of your dumb comments during the season, and hopefully have a more realistic candidate list of this award next year that does not include you. It is the first year of the site, so I will give those who nominated you (looking at you Pioneer Dawg) and those who voted for you a break this go-round.

Looks like you've got it all figured out

http://38.media.tumblr.com/ce22dce913dbf808021510658a05ee03/tumblr_n2i6osT4Nh1qdlh1io1_400.gif

Brad Stevens
07-08-2014, 09:48 PM
your new avatar should disqualify you. Until now I thought you were the real Brad Stevens.

Cunningham and Sword play different positions... well, until Ray decided to play Sword out of position and in front of Ready who is a much better 1 than Sword. Sword is a SF. That's it. He's a slasher with little to no outside threat. He turns the ball over constantly. He's a liability at 1 and can't score from the outside at 2. Three is his only spot.

I am the real Brad Stevens. ** I just happen to be a Manchester City fan as well.

tcdog70
07-08-2014, 10:01 PM
If Brad is the basketball guru of this board, then it is a shirty basketball board. All He post is some mumbo jumbo crap. What bit of hoops knowledge has he posted to impress anyone? He would not know a snowbird from a bunny. Coastdoglover is probably the best basketball poster. How old is Brad twenty? I'll bet he doesn't know who Jerry Jenkins is?

JDog13
07-08-2014, 10:08 PM
If Brad is the basketball guru of this board, then it is a shirty basketball board. All He post is some mumbo jumbo crap. What bit of hoops knowledge has he posted to impress anyone? He would not know a snowbird from a bunny. Coastdoglover is probably the best basketball poster. How old is Brad twenty? I'll bet he doesn't know who Jerry Jenkins is?

I'm sorry but when I saw this, this shirt just seemed to fit the thread.

http://www.bradsucks.net/images/BradSuckstshirttrouble_11471/image.png

CadaverDawg
07-08-2014, 10:14 PM
Bump