Just when you think you think you have seen it all......

[99jc]

Hamilton man arrested again for having sex with pool float
Posted: Jun 11, 2014 12:53 PM CST Updated: Jun 11, 2014 2:21 PM CST
HAMILTON, OH -

A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float.

Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court.

Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early.

In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft.

In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

[msstate7]

I could've done without ever hearing that.

[starkvegasdawg]

About as bad as the guy in my old hometown that was arrested for sticking something in a car vac at the local Exxon.

[BulldogBear]

Hamilton man arrested again for having sex with pool float
Posted: Jun 11, 2014 12:53 PM CST Updated: Jun 11, 2014 2:21 PM CST
HAMILTON, OH -

A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float.

Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court.

Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early.

In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft.

In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Semen Night?

[BeastMan]

Being addicted to inflatables is a real thing. It was on my strange addiction

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/14/article-2278532-1791E35A000005DC-676_634x439.jpg

[Dawgbite]

They DO make inflatable women now in case you're interested.

[DawgSaint]

Unreal!

[hacker]

Damn it, I thought this news story about me would never get out!

[hailmari]

Yeah, the show "Taboo" had a guy with a fancy for balloons. He seemed nice.

[RougeDawg]

I'm assuming Hamilton hasn't gotten Internet access yet after reading this.

[dawgoneyall]

Was the pumpkin pink?