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Goat Holder
06-09-2014, 02:21 PM
I don't know about national title stuff, but 10-11 wins.

1. Terrible basketball season
2. Tremendously frustrating baseball season
3. Ole Miss turning the knife in the tremendously frustrating baseball season (could get very ugly before it's all over)
4. Dead Indians throwing out a warning with Deshea Townsend

Look, be on your best behavior. But look.....while it's been tough......nobody had gotten into terrible trouble. No probation, no injuries, etc. The Dead Indians just want to let us know they are still there. So do what you have to do, sacrifice your dog, etc. For once we have the talent and coaching personnel needed to actually reach up and achieve something in football if we just don't get too arrogant. Light some incense.

BrunswickDawg
06-09-2014, 02:45 PM
So do what you have to do, sacrifice your dog, etc.
The hint was the live chicken found at Deshea's. Bring back Penn's Chicken on a Stick and all will be forgiven and the curse will be lifted - or does a live chicken only work on infielders gloves? #BullDurham

AROB44
06-09-2014, 03:23 PM
[QUOTE=BrunswickDawg; The hint was the live chicken found at Deshea's. Bring back Penn's Chicken on a Stick and all will be forgiven and the curse will be lifted - or does a live chicken only work on infielders gloves? #BullDurham[/QUOTE]

You are partially correct. What we actually need to do is kill one of those chickens on the 50 yd line.....preferably done by a voodoo witch who would add some of her incantations while performing the act.

spudd21
06-09-2014, 04:55 PM
Now ya'll ain't planning on ****in' these chickens are ya?