I'm so Hotty Toddy Life...

[BeastMan]

Let's have some fun this weekend. This is a spin-off of a thread I saw on an outdoor board that was "I'm so salt life..." Let's say what you got



I'm so Hotty Toddy life, I need honey mustard AND a chandelier to eat my chicken tenders

[BeastMan]

I'm so hotty toddy life my 30A sticker on my back glass has it's own little 30A sticker

[Pioneer Dawg]

Im so Hoddy Totty I left the Regional early to not get my chubbies muddy.

[CadaverDawg]

I'm so Hotty Toddy, I missed the first 4 innings of the game because I was trying to find a lighter pink bow tie to match my croakies.

[scottycameron]

I'm so hotty toddy life my 30A sticker on my back glass has it's own little 30A sticker

I'm so hotty toddy life my Yeti sticker on my back glass has it's own little 30A sicker.

The sticker thing could go on endlessly, costa, etc. Pretty funny.

[Reason2succeed]

I'm so hotty toddy that my girlfriend has a sun dress made out of bear fur for the winter months.

[CadaverDawg]

I'm so Hotty toddy that I don't even know the rules of baseball....I just go to be a part of beer showers

[Reason2succeed]

I'm so hotly toddy my first child was conceived in the Grove.

[BrunswickDawg]

I'm so Hotty Toddy, I did just bad enough on my SAT not to get into UGA, so my diddy sent me to Ole Miss because "it's what Athens was like before integration and all those hippy bands ruined it." (I kid not - I've heard a Sea Island kid here say that)

[Brad Stevens]

I'm so hotty toddy, I convinced daddy to buy me a new Range Rover for our trip to Lafayette. Daddy also promised me he would get me another Range Rover in a different color for our trip to Omaha. I'm so confident and so hotty toddy.

[JDog13]

I'm so Hotty toddy my fraternity welcomes every recruit to campus with a party just for them.

552

[CadaverDawg]

I'm so Hotty toddy, I'm sitting on a MSU message board reading this thread on the day my team is playing in a Super.

[Rebel fans collectively look out there windows to see how I knew that]

[TheRef]

I'm so Hotty Toddy, the only reason I went to Ole Miss is because of the Pot farm.

[Brad Stevens]

I'm so hotty toddy, I only shop on the Square. It's one of the last frontiers that haven't been conquered by Dollar General shoppers.

[Esmerelda Villalobos]

I'm so hotty toddy life my 30A sticker on my back glass has it's own little 30A sticker

What is 30a?

[TheRef]

I'm so Hotty Toddy, I drink my cough syrup out of a champagne glass.

[Pioneer Dawg]

What is 30a?

A street on the beach... I think.

[BeastMan]

What is 30a?

The highway between destiny and PCB. It's dotted w/little towns like seaside, rosemary beach, etc...

[SignalToNoise]

I'm so Hotty Toddy Life that I think football seasons are won on paper in the month of February.

[starkvegasdawg]

I'm so hotty toddy life that I have different definitions for words like commitment depending on the situation so I don't look so hypocritical and full of shit in my mind to the rest of the world.

[LC Dawg]

I'm so Hotty Toddy Life that my daughter only swallows for five star recruits.

[messageboardsuperhero]

I'm so Hotty Toddy, I did just bad enough on my SAT not to get into UGA, so my diddy sent me to Ole Miss because "it's what Athens was like before integration and all those hippy bands ruined it." (I kid not - I've heard a Sea Island kid here say that)

This is also interchangeable with Texas and UT.

[BulldogBear]

I'm so Hotty toddy that I don't even know the rules of baseball....I just go to be a part of golden showers

FTFY

[BulldogBear]

I'm so hotty toddy life, my cats are named Bear, Hoka, and Archie. They use old shredded "dawgs bite" shavings for litter in their custom made VH replica catbox. They watch nature shows and swat at the Tigers on TV because that's their real rival.

[DawgSaint]

I'm so Hotty Toddy I've never been to Omaha

[TheRef]

I'm so Hotty Toddy I've never been to Omaha

Or Atlanta...

[Martianlander]

I'm so Hotty Toddy Life that I think football seasons are won on paper in the month of February.

This!!!!!!

[BulldogBear]

I'm so Hotty Toddy my wife just named my nuts Johnson and Linton when she was heppin' my little rebel out today.

[Fred Garvin]

^^^awesome^^^

[dickiedawg]

I'm so Hotty Toddy, I drink my cough syrup out of a champagne glass.

I'm so hotty toddy I look down my nose at anyone who doesn't call it a "flute".

[Barking 13]

I could get ugly, but I'll leave it alone...

[JDog13]

I'm so hotty toddy screw these cheating umps I'm calling daddy

[Pioneer Dawg]

I'm so hoddy totty I've got a picture of Rowan Oak hanging in my bedroom.

[yjnkdawg]

I'm so hoddy toddy, that today I called the local police department about an incidence at a frat house, and got told that we don't make "house" calls.

[yjnkdawg]

I'm so hotty toddy, I painted the walls in my house red and blue. I also have a print of Col Reb on the front door and the doorbell plays "Forward Rebels".

[Drugdog]

I'm so hotty toddy, That I wear a Jacket tied around my waist at Buffalo Wild Wings watching football games..TRUE STORY.

[Political Hack]

In so hotty toddy Im taking a mission trip to the beach in a couple of weeks.

[Saltydog]

I literally spit my drink thru my nose when I read this......

[Apoplectic]

I'm so hotty toddy life I "stud-y" in the library three night a week.