IT'S Coming!!! In July!!

[Coach34]

We are going to have the 1st annual EliteDawg Awards. Cadaverdawg and BeastMan are the leaders on this project- and I'm really excited about it. We have some awards in mind already- and are open to suggestions for more. We will announce the awards and then accept nominations for each category. Looking forward to seeing this play out.

Feel free to spitball ideas in this thread.

[CadaverDawg]

Been looking forward to this announcement. Looking forward to it.

[msstate7]

Most optimistic -- hoopsdawg

[Coach34]

I'll go ahead and let one out of the bag- The Standsbury Sheep Award aka The Rick Ray Hater of the Year Award

[RossDawg82]

The "Head Coach in Waiting" award goes to the person whose posts reflect that they feel they can coach better than MSU coaches and have more success in the process. It could be separated by sport since some do it for football and some for baseball and basketball.

[tcdog70]

what about "I think My Shit Don't Stink Award"

[CadaverDawg]

what about "I think My Shit Don't Stink Award"

Love it

Keep em coming

[BrunswickDawg]

The Will James Memorial Thread-jack Award

[Brad Stevens]

I nominate the "Please, Shut Up Award," which should be given to the poster who has below-average to zero knowledge of a particular sport or area, yet continues to post as an expert on the particular topic, removing all doubt that the poster is, in fact, a verifiable idiot and would very much help his cause if he would just please, shut up.

[curmudgeon]

The MarketingBully In Depth Research Award.

[starkvegasdawg]

The Will James Memorial Thread-jack Award

I suggest a slight rename to that award. The Will James Beat a Dead Horse Award.
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[FISHDAWG]

Most Hated by Nafoom Award

[CadaverDawg]

Most Hated by Nafoom Award

Good one

[BrunswickDawg]

I suggest a slight rename to that award. The Will James Beat a Dead Horse Award.
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Hell, give him two awards - he became that annoying!

[HereComesTheSpiral]

The "calling everyone a dumbass in busted English" award

[Jack Lambert]

Most Hated by Nafoom Award

You might as well call it the Coach34 award.

[BulldogBear]

Most Hated by Nafoom Award

That's a good one.

Here's some suggestions:

Secret Bear Award (maybe Care Bear Award or Bear Care Award or something better y'all can come up with): Not for an actual or spy or troll here- instead goes to somebody that is too objective and not biased enough about all things TSUN. We can't have that around here****

Bear Hunter Award - come up with some fitting criteria

Scott Stricklin's Desk Accessory - bumps top of head against bottom of Scott's desk too much

Scott Stricklin's Ex Award - blames AD for everything that goes wrong including color of garbage bins

[Dawg61]

Bends the Truth award

Sunshine Pumper award

Best use of pics/vids award

Most Funny Award

Biggest Asshole award

Mr. Popular award

Mr. Grammar award

Mr. Instant Rage award

[CadaverDawg]

Best avatar

Best username

"Nothing of Value" Award

[FISHDAWG]

the Hudspeth Award

ETA - I think we need to elect an Elite Babe from our own talent pool

[BeastMan]

Some of these are really good. Keep em coming

[HereComesTheSpiral]

The sand in bearded clam award

[CadaverDawg]

Dumbest post of the year Award

Can a visitor be eligible? Because "I'd rather face Mitchell then Fitts" by one of the local Cajuns may have just taken the cake.

[starkvegasdawg]

WTF Award for dumbest post of the year

IT's Coming award for biggest false rumor of the year

[MarketingBully01]

The MarketingBully In Depth Research Award.

I just have to laugh at this one. How about "the sky is falling" award. This is for a poster who immediately thinks we suck right after Ole Miss does something good (like beat someone they shouldn't). This isn't aimed at you Curmudgeon.

[BulldogBear]

Dumbest post of the year Award

Can a visitor be eligible? Because "I'd rather face Mitchell then Fitts" by one of the local Cajuns may have just taken the cake.

I think so.

[MarketingBully01]

Dumbest post of the year Award

Can a visitor be eligible? Because "I'd rather face Mitchell then Fitts" by one of the local Cajuns may have just taken the cake.

I'd like to see the look on their face when they try to hit 82 MPH fast balls followed by 67 MPH change ups. Talk about a team that will be whiffing. I am looking forward to Mitchell facing these guys.

[BulldogBear]

If the "Scott Stricklin's Desk Accessory" award is too harsh just make it "Secret Athletic Department Employee Award"

[BulldogBear]

If you don't do any of the ones I suggest but this one, please you just gotta have a:

TIM GUNN AWARD

Goes to a passionate critic of Addidas


For those that don't know, Tim Gunn is/was a host of the show "What Not To Wear"


I also suggest the BIG RED NOSE AWARD:

This would go to someone who always seems to be okay with anything Addidas dresses us in, even when we look like a bunch of clowns, sissies, or look just a little too fabulous

[DownwardDawg]

The HD6 Award....or The General Award

[CadaverDawg]

How about the MVED

Most Valuable EliteDawg

[curmudgeon]

Most curmudgeonly poster award.

[BulldogBear]

Most curmudgeonly poster award.

I like it!


Could be paired with Puppy Award

[Dawg61]

"Lives in the Past award" for the poster that most often quotes old posts

"Took away our Fuks award"

[HoopsDawg]

Most optimistic -- hoopsdawg

I sense a hint of sarcasm. How about the most accurate poster award---hoopsdawg. Or the biggest punkdown award---hoopsdawg vs engie on basketball predictions.

[missouridawg]

Dolla, Dolla, Bills Award - To the user with the most vcash.

Let me know who to give my address to for delivery of my award.

Which brings up another award...

The #HumbleBrag award - to the user who most frequently pats himself on the back, much like I do about vcash.

[MetEdDawg]

I think we need the Impossible is Nothing Award, which goes to the biggest Adidas/uniform hater on the board. For those that don't know, Impossible is Nothing is the Adidas slogan.

[BulldogBear]

I think we need the Impossible is Nothing Award, which goes to the biggest Adidas/uniform hater on the board. For those that don't know, Impossible is Nothing is the Adidas slogan.

I like TIM GUNN AWARD better!!! LOL

[CadaverDawg]

Most knowledgeable Baseball poster

Most knowledgeable Football poster

Most knowledgeable Basketball poster

Multi-sport Athlete (for the best poster of multiple sports)

Love to Hate Award

Zzing Award (for the most quick witted)

The "Lil ol Misipi Tate" Award

The Howie Mandel Award (for the poster that tries TOO hard to be funny, but never is)

[ShotgunDawg]

How about the Donald Trump Award for the poster that is the quickest to always want coaches fired.

[DudyDawg]

Troller of the year award

[DownwardDawg]

How about the Donald Trump Award for the poster that is the quickest to always want coaches fired.

I like this one.

[CadaverDawg]

Superstition Award

[Coach34]

Most knowledgeable Football poster

You might as well amend the name to "Most knowledgeable Football Poster After C34 Award"

[tcdog70]

what about "the obscure stats award".

[tcdog70]

Or the "I told You M'fers Cohen was Good Award"

or the "Dumpster Fire Award".

[preachermatt83]

meme/gif king....

coach is always right award....

coach is always wrong award....

poster I'd most like to slap award...

[CadaverDawg]

Uses "Straw Man" Too Often Award

Todd/Will Award (for the couple that argues the most each year)

[DudyDawg]

Uses "Straw Man" Too Often Award

Todd/Will Award (for the couple that argues the most each year)
Call that the Ray Rice domestic abuse award

[State82]

Because "I'd rather face Mitchell then Fitts" by one of the local Cajuns may have just taken the cake.

Wow. Somebody really said that? Must have missed that one. Step up your scouting, Cajuns.

[CadaverDawg]

Wow. Somebody really said that? Must have missed that one. Step up your scouting, Cajuns.

Yea, genius said they hit .40 points better against lefties, so they'd "rather face Mitchell than Fitts".

[shoeless joe]

After just watching the rebel documentary I would add the "Evan button award" to the poster that consistently makes excuses whenever we screw up or blames others for misfortune (i.e. Officials, media, the SEC).

[BiscuitEater]

I'll go ahead and let one out of the bag- The Standsbury Sheep Award aka The Rick Ray Hater of the Year Award

Is that he still can't comprehend that "any" State fan could EVER support BOTH Stans and Rick Ray

[Barking 13]

Outdoor Dawgs - Best cook award, Best catch award, Best buck award, etc.

Best beer award, best liquor award, Best strain award***

[BogeyGolfer]

How about the Donald Trump Award for the poster that is the quickest to always want coaches fired.

That would go to half the damn board back in early November ... With the exception of myself and a few others...

[Bucky Dog]

How about: English is My Second Language award?

I really question certain posters level of education at time!!

[BulldogBear]

How about: English is My Second Language award?

I really question certain posters level of education at time!!

That's another great one!

[ShotgunDawg]

How about: English is My Second Language award?

I really question certain posters level of education at time!!

"At time" ? do you qualify because you may be Chinese.

[thf24]

Is that he still can't comprehend that "any" State fan could EVER support BOTH Stans and Rick Ray

I don't recall Coach ever going so far as to make that claim, implicitly or otherwise. Several people on the other side of the issue have, though.

[Brad Stevens]

"The Loser Award" - given to the poster who tends to lose in arguments of logic and never responds with facts or coherent arguments. He usually realizes he is the loser, and a majority of the time resorts to random cussing and name-calling without addressing the particular issue at hand. This makes him feel cool, but really reveals he is a loser.

[BeardoMSU]

"The Loser Award" - given to the poster who tends to lose in arguments of logic and never responds with facts or coherent arguments. He usually realizes he is the loser, and a majority of the time resorts to random cussing and name-calling without addressing the particular issue at hand. This makes him feel cool, but really reveals he is a loser.

Oh, you mean the "Goat Award"....

[ShotgunDawg]

How about the "Tim McCarver Award"

This award could be given to the poster that thinks he is smart by making the most obvious/common knowledge/already known statements during an in-depth discussion.

This award could also be named the "Billy Madison Award" This person is responsible for making the rest of us dumber.

For example: It's Auburn week. What do we need to do to win?

Tim McCarver Award winner: "We need to make our field goals"

[HereComesTheSpiral]

For the people that follow recruiting closely

The Rosterbator Award

[sleepy dawg]

Thread killer award... The guy with the most posts to end a thread (based on percentage of posts).

[TheRef]

How about the John Madden Award for best in-game analysis.

[sleepy dawg]

most irrelevant poster - the guy with the most posts who no one (hardly anyone) even recognizes as a poster.

[CadaverDawg]

How about the John Madden Award for best in-game analysis.

Like

[Bucky Dog]

"At time" ? do you qualify because you may be Chinese.

You caught that, huh?!

[Dawg61]

"Fatal Attraction award" for the poster that develops strange obsessions with other posters

[Barking 13]

Thread killer award... The guy with the most posts to end a thread (based on percentage of posts).

I'd probably get this one... seems like I end a bunch of them...

[Coach34]

"Fatal Attraction award" for the poster that develops strange obsessions with other posters

C34 likes this. It shall be done

[It_Could_Happen]

The "Derek Fisher" award for the poster who brings a lot to the table but always flies under the radar.

[War Machine Dawg]

That would go to half the damn board back in early November ... With the exception of myself and a few others...

Fairly certain PreacherMatt could win that award with ease.

[War Machine Dawg]

"Fatal Attraction award" for the poster that develops strange obsessions with other posters

Goat's obsession with me would have to be in the running.

[Dawg61]

"Rookie Of the Year" award for the poster that is in his first year on the (elite)Show and has brought it stronger than the rest of the newbies.

"Mr. Secondary Sports" this guy is always talking about sports other than the big 3.

[War Machine Dawg]

"Ladies Man" or the "Mutt the Hoople" Award - for the poster who posts the most about women's sports.

[Dawg61]

"Ladies Man" or the "Mutt the Hoople" Award - for the poster who posts the most about women's sports.

Excellent, can we call it "Mr. TittyDawgs" though?**

[It_Could_Happen]

Excellent, can we call it "Mr. TittyDawgs" though?**

Cough* Ref* Cough

[TheRef]

Cough* Ref* Cough

I will gladly accept that award.

[It_Could_Happen]

I will gladly accept that award.

Just messing with you one delta guy to another.

[TheRef]

Just messing with you one delta guy to another.

Oh I know.

[Bothrops]

I'd probably get this one... seems like I end a bunch of them...

I'm up there too. I like this one.

[tcdog70]

best user of ****

[gravedigger]

The Mississippi homerun king

Poster who is ABSOLUTELY certain that the players we lost to Ole Miss in the past signing day will immediately offset our dominance of them.


The rented mule

The poster with the most references to Yancy Porter, Steve, Gene, and any other unmentioned person with no more football knowledge than the next guy.

[gravedigger]

The Head Dumbass to the 6th degree

Poster who mentions banning other posters the most because they are too f ing stupid to understand the sarcasm in the post they just read.

[CadaverDawg]

Ok, I'm bumping this for any last suggestions. We will be finalizing Award names over the next week, and then releasing them for Nominations to the board shortly after. We're not going to water down the awards too much with a bunch of awards that go to the same "hated" or "loved" person....but we will have a nice variety. So, based on this thread and any other thoughts, name the awards you feel like we MUST have.

(And please ignore my posts about the Cajuns fan and Ross Mitchell....guess he was right. [issue myself a facepalm])

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Ok, I'm bumping this for any last suggestions. We will be finalizing Award names over the next week, and then releasing them for Nominations to the board shortly after. We're not going to water down the awards too much with a bunch of awards that go to the same "hated" or "loved" person....but we will have a nice variety. So, based on this thread and any other thoughts, name the awards you feel like we MUST have.

(And please ignore my posts about the Cajuns fan and Ross Mitchell....guess he was right. [issue myself a facepalm])
The in hind sight award**

[notsofarawaydawg]

Y'all can't forget the "I hate Bracky Brett the most award".

[HereComesTheSpiral]

For the posters cheering against USA in the World Cup

The Hanoi Jane Award

[starkvegasdawg]

For the posters cheering against USA in the World Cup

The Hanoi Jane Award

34 already has that one locked down. I think he gets the lifetime achievement award already.

[CadaverDawg]

The in hind sight award**

Haha touche

[TheRef]

For you Cadaver


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoT2TSzbDMk

[CadaverDawg]

+100

[Dawg61]

Mr. Soccerball for the poster that brings the best soccer info to the board

Mr. Luis Suarez (Curmudgeon) for the poster not named C34 that tried to ruin everyone else's WC experience

Mr Cristiano Ronaldo for the poster that likes to point out how much cooler they are than everyone else

[DudyDawg]

The Hooked on Phonix award for the poster who can't spell/ misuses your/you're/there/their/they're etc

[HereComesTheSpiral]

The congressman award

For the guy that always has someone to blame for their failures

[BiscuitEater]

I don't recall Coach ever going so far as to make that claim, implicitly or otherwise. Several people on the other side of the issue have, though.

Naming a award for ... The Standsbury Sheep Award aka The Rick Ray Hater of the Year Award ... isn't IMPLICIT enough for you. Coach 34 puts State fans in the 'Stans Sheep = Rick Ray Haters" Sorry if you can't see it. It's right there in his 'award.'

I'll go ahead and let one out of the bag- The Standsbury Sheep Award aka The Rick Ray Hater of the Year Award

[FreeBoosie]

The Hooked on Phonix award for the poster who can't spell/ misuses your/you're/there/their/they're etc

Phonics*. Looks like you're the favorite for your own award.

[TexasDawg]

How about an award for the poster who is most likely to be a closet tsun fan?

[Coach34]

How about an award for the poster who is most likely to be a closet tsun fan?

I like this- I know we have some BearShark trolls here from SECRant and other places- lets have an award for it

[War Machine Dawg]

I like this- I know we have some BearShark trolls here from SECRant and other places- lets have an award for it

How about a Little Brother Award for the poster who most consistently overreacts to whatever the BearSharks do? I.e., BearSharks win a game and poster says "They've passed us/will pass us soon." BearSharks lose "They can't beat Delta State." BearSharks flip a recruit that was orchestrated "Mullen can't croot."