Where's Flabby?

[War Machine Dawg]

Just realized I haven't seen Flabby post in several weeks. Has he changed his screen name or left the board? BearSharks finally figure out who he is?

[Gordon Gekko]

After putting the noose around the Meridith statue and taping Denzel and Bo Dirt on their mission trip, he has locked himself in the basement until he can come up with an even more diabolical scheme to make the bears look bad.

[CadaverDawg]

Coach and I approached him with a plan to switch out all Oxford cough syrup with truth serum, and I think the thought of all of those lies being revealed caused his head to explode.*

Hurry back, Flab

[Bucky Dog]

He's currently "trying out" for The Biggest Loser.

[Political Hack]

Pretty sure the rebels are water boarding him somewhere.

[blacklistedbully]

Pretty sure the rebels are water boarding him somewhere.

Or taping his eyelids open, making him watch an endless loop of Shepard Smith broadcasts.

[Political Hack]

rather be water boarded.