Caption contest! What is Stallings saying to Rick Ray?

[SignalToNoise]

Winner gets three minutes in the cheese fry booth or free chat for life. Your decision.

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"I'm glad my team gets a first-round bye!"

[preachermatt83]

"you see that guy sitting back there?, he's an OM fan!!"

[TheRef]

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

[HereComesTheSpiral]

Congratulations on your impressive winning streak

[tcdog70]

"They Fired Stansbury and You're what they came up with?"

[Bully041184]

Can you smell what I had for lunch?

[BeardoMSU]

Dang it, Ricky, I thought you were ticklish!!

[bully99]

What do you use on your bald head.

[TexasDawg]

Damn I bet Sansbury is upset about you

[NkemDickCheese]

Shit Eating Grin? What you talkin' bout Wi.. Er..Ricky?

[Dawg61]

"Rick I only got 7 scholarship players"
"shiaaatt that ain't nothin, I went to Maui with only six"

[drunkernhelldawg]

Let's join up. We'd just about have a team.

[BeardoMSU]

Stall - "*******, Rick...this mescaline's got me grittin' my teeth and shittin' myself; I'm all outta dress pants, and I gotta coach tomorrow!!! you got any advice?"
Rick - "Word, man? Naw, that ain't me. Go talk to AK..."
Stall - "Where's that lanky **** at?"
Rick - "Last I saw, he was bumpin' rails in the locker room with MH..."

[TheDogFather]

Winner gets three minutes in the cheese fry booth or free chat for life. Your decision.

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"I'm glad my team gets a first-round bye!"

"A couple guys told me to try your defense. They were just shittin'"

[mparkerfd20]

Oh yeah? Well I've got bigger ballers.

[Coach34]

Winner gets three minutes in the cheese fry booth or free chat for life. Your decision.

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"I'm glad my team gets a first-round bye!"

"This was my happy face I made every time we saw Stansbury's zone offense"

[slickdawg]

This is what I looked like watching game tape on your team.

[MadDawg]

Winner gets three minutes in the cheese fry booth or free chat for life. Your decision.

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"I'm glad my team gets a first-round bye!"

"Thought this shit was gonna be easy, didn't you? Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!"

[Martianlander]

Winner gets three minutes in the cheese fry booth or free chat for life. Your decision.

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"I'm glad my team gets a first-round bye!"
So this is the biggest crowd you've had this year.

[Political Hack]

"They're paying you what?"

[CJDAWG85]

I just farted!

[Schultzy]

"I'm Dawg61".

[Political Hack]

"You've got to be 17ing kidding me."

[Coach34]

"The Stands_Lovers will die when you beat our ass"

[BeardoMSU]

"You've got to be 17ing kidding me."

I was just about to type the same thing. Thanks for beating me to it, ass hole! ;)

[hailmari]

"I'm auditioning to play Clown in the next Spawn movie."

Only nerds will get that one.

[CadaverDawg]

Did you say "Ham Bone"?*