2014 Elitedawg NFL draft

[Coach34]

Draft Order:

1. Texans (Coach34)- Jake Matthews...Texas A&M
2. St Louis (I Seen It)- Greg Robinson...Auburn
3. Jaguars (Hack)- Blake Bortels...UCF
4. Browns (Fader21)- Johnny Manziel...Texas A&M
5. Tampa from Oakland (RossDawg)- Teddy Bridgewater...Louisville
6. Atlanta (Dawghouse)- Jadaveon Clowney...South Carolina
7. Oakland from Tampa (Quaoasking)- Sammy Watkins...Clemson
8. Minnesota (Boomer15)- Anthony Barr....UCLA
9. Buffalo (DallasDawg)- Taylor Lewan...Michigan
10. Detroit (StateCoachingBlows)- Mike Evans...Texas A&M
11. Tennessee (War Machine Dawg)- HaHa Clinton Dix...Alabama
12. NY Giants (Bo Darville) - Justin Gilbert, CB, Okl State
13. St Louis (I Seen It)- Khalil Mack...Buffalo
14. Chicago (DallasDawg) - Timmy Jernigan, DT Florida State
15. Pittsburgh (Dawghouse)- Louis Nix...Notre Dame
16. Dallas (Coach34)- CJ Mosely...Alabama
17. Baltimore (Hack) - Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Florida State
18. NY Jets (Rayn_Man) - Eric Ebron, TE, North Carolina
19. Miami (Bo Darville) - Zach Martin, OL, NotreDame
20. Arizona (StateCoachingBlows)- Darquez Dennard...Michigan State
21. Green Bay (I Seen It)- Calvin Pryor...Louisville
22. Philly (dickiedawg)- Marquise Lee...USC
23. KC (Boomer15) - Odell Beckham, WR, LSU
24. Cincy (Pdawg10) - Ealy, DE, Mizzu
25. San Diego (Hack) - Verrett, CB, TCU
26. Cleveland (Fader21)- Gabe Jackson...Miss State
27. New Orleans (Quaoarsking) - Antonio Richardson, OL, Tenn
28. Carolina (War Machine Dawg) - Cooks, WR, Org St
29. New England (DallasDawg) - Arron Donald, DT, Pitt
30. San Fran (Fader21) - Kyle Fuller, DB, Va Tech
31. Denver (Pdawg10) - Roberson, CB, Florida
32. Seattle (RossDawg82)


2nd round:

2nd Round:

33. Houston Texans (C34)
34. Washington Redskins (C34)
35. Cleveland Browns (Fader 21)
36. Oakland Raiders (Quaorsking)
37. Atlanta Falcons (Dawghouse)
38. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Rossdawg)
39. Jacksonville Jaguars (Hack)
40. Minnesota Vikings
41. Buffalo Bills
42. Tennessee Titans
43. New York Giants
44. St. Louis Rams
45. Detroit Lions
46. Pittsburgh Steelers
47. Dallas Cowboys
48. Baltimore Ravens (Hack)
49. New York Jets
50. Miami Dolphins
51. Chicago Bears
52. Arizona Cardinals
53. Green Bay Packers
54. Philadelphia Eagles
55. Cincinnati Bengals
56. San Francisco 49ers
57. San Diego Chargers (Hack)
58. New Orleans Saints
59. Indianapolis Colts (Rayburn8)
60. Carolina Panthers
61. San Francisco 49ers
62. New England Patriots
63. Denver Broncos
64. Seattle Seahawks (Rossdawg)

[Coach34]

With the 1st pick of the 2014 NFL, the Houston Texans select: Jake Matthews- OT- Texas A&M


When interviewed, GM Coach34 said "He has NFL DNA and will be our LT for the next 10 years. We werent sold completely on some of other top picks- so we went with the sure thing"

[I seen it dawg]

With the 2nd pick Rams select OT Greg Robinson

[Political Hack]

with the 3rd pick in the draft the Jags finally draft the face of their franchise and new QB that be a steadfast leader moving into the future: Blake Bortels, QB, UCF.

[Fader21]

With the 4th pick the Cleveland browns select. Johnny Manziel. Quarterback. Texas A&M. Sorry took so long worked the overnight shift

[Quaoarsking]

Traded the pick to Tampa Bay for his #7 and Mike Glennon

[Coach34]

Tampa is now on the clock...Oakland picking at 7

[RossDawg82]

With the 5th pick in the 2014 Elitedawgs NFL draft, the Tampa Bay bucs select Teddy Bridgewater from Louisville.

[Dawghouse]

After a failed attempt to trade up into the #2 pick to grab Clowney, the Falcons celebrate as he drops into their laps at the #6 slot.

[Quaoarsking]

With pick #7, the Raiders select Sammy Watkins, WR, Clemson.

[Boomer15]

With the 8th pick of the draft the Minnesota Vikings select Outside linebacker Anthony Barr of UCLA.

After much discussion within the Vikings front office. We have decided Matt Cassell is our qb and the talent is in place on the offensive side of the ball to be successful.

[Dallas_Dawg]

9th pick - Buffalo Bills select Taylor Lewan, OT Michigan.
Better protection for EJ Manuel, as Erik Pears/ Chris Hairston just aren't getting it done.

Tough not to take OLB Khalil Mack...

[Statecoachingblows**]

With the 10th pick the Detroit Lions select Mike Evans from Texas A&M. Defenses be ware!
After receiving input from C34 we are contemplating doing away with the punter

[I seen it dawg]

9th pick - Buffalo Bills select Taylor Lewan, OT Michigan.
Better protection for EJ Manuel, as Erik Pears/ Chris Hairston just aren't getting it done.

Tough not to take OLB Khalil Mack...

Thought for sure Mack was the pick

[Coach34]

Tennessee selects Ha-Ha Clinton Dix of Alabama

[Bo Darville]

This is a tough decision for me as the GM. I've got to make this decision on my own. My assistant GM, Cledus Snow, is outside walking his dog, Fred. My coach, Tom Coughlin, has run down to the local choke and puke to get a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. That leaves me as the sole decision maker. I've thought of picking a QB. Eli Manning is our current QB, and dealing with him and his daddy is difficult. Those two remind me of another father/son tandem that I once ran afoul of. Buford T. Justice and Junior once chased me clear from Texas to Georgia, and the Manning pair is a lot like them, just not quite as smart as the Justices. I thought I had Eli traded to a division rival in exchange for two cheerleaders. One was a brunette that looked like Sally Field and the other was a blond that looked like Loni Anderson. I was going to get rid of one big ****** in exchange for two neatly trimmed ones. Roger Goodell vetoed the trade however.

Therefore, I will address many of our other needs, such as corner. My choice is Justin Gilbert, Cornerback from Oklahoma State.

[Boomer15]

This is a tough decision for me as the GM. I've got to make this decision on my own. My assistant GM, Cledus Snow, is outside walking his dog, Fred. My coach, Tom Coughlin, has run down to the local choke and puke to get a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. That leaves me as the sole decision maker. I've thought of picking a QB. Eli Manning is our current QB, and dealing with him and his daddy is difficult. Those two remind me of another father/son tandem that I once ran afoul of. Buford T. Justice and Junior once chased me clear from Texas to Georgia, and the Manning pair is a lot like them, just not quite as smart as the Justices. I thought I had Eli traded to a division rival in exchange for two cheerleaders. One was a brunette that looked like Sally Field and the other was a blond that looked like Loni Anderson. I was going to get rid of one big ****** in exchange for two neatly trimmed ones. Roger Goodell vetoed the trade however.

Therefore, I will address many of our other needs, such as corner. My choice is Justin Gilbert, Cornerback from Oklahoma State.


As a huge Smokey and the Bandit fan all I will say is well done.

[I seen it dawg]

The Rams select Khalil Mack

[Dallas_Dawg]

14. Chicago Bears select Timmy Jernigan, DT Florida State.

Chicago has been missing this type of interior presence since the Tommie Harris days

[Dawghouse]

The Steelers use the 15th pick to select Louis Nix III, DT, Notre Dame

Their D needs help at every level so we'll start up front and work our way back. It was hard not to pull the trigger on a FS or CB but with Dix and Gilbert off the board we'll go with what we consider the best NT available in the draft.

[Coach34]

Dallas selects CJ Mosely of Alabama

We need better players on D period- and this guy is a player

[Political Hack]

with the 17th pick in the elitedawgs mocumentary NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens select:

Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Florida State

"We're glad we finally found a guy who can correct our dumbshit move of letting our only big bodies WR go. We overestimated Marlon Brown's ability but we're sure this guy is going to give us a big threat down the field. He, Pitta, and Rice will provide Joe the weapons he needs to compete for the AFC championship. In addition to Kelvin's ability to provide a big body down the field, we think he'll help out tremendously in the run game and allow us to go big even with WRs on the field. His ability to slide inside and act as a TE was too attractive to pass up. He'll help us in every phase of the game. We'll fix our shitty offensive line in free agency or the 2nd round."

[RAYn_Man]

Dammit took my pick. Hold on.

[RAYn_Man]

The New York Jets select Eric Ebron, TE, North Carolina

[Bo Darville]

Just about two hours ago I was in New York City working for the NY Giants. My pick was so exceptional that Miami hired me to run their draft. They offered to send a private plan to pick me up, but I decided to drive. I hopped in my black trans-am, and hot-footed down to Miami. Only took about 2 hours, and I left a trail of torn-up smokeys and county mounties up and down the east coast.

This organization has been in shambles ever since Little Enos Burdette was the coach. He chose to sign free agent QB Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees. Brees then went to New Orleans and the rest is history. Little Enos later left to go coach in college at Alabama, and I've got to pick up the pieces and rebuild this organization. Our O-Line is in shambles, so my choice is Zach Martin from Notre Dame. He can play guard or tackle.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Arizona selects Darquez Dennard, CB from Mich. state

[I seen it dawg]

Green Bay selects Calvin Pryor, S from Louisville

[Coach34]

Philly selects Marquise Lee- WR- USC

[dickiedawg]

Philly GM Dickiedawg selects the best available prospect. Head coach Chip Kelly's potent offense becomes even more formidable with a weapon the coach became familiar with in his time in the PAC-12.

[Boomer15]

Kansas City selects Odell Beckham Jr. WR from LSU

[Dallas_Dawg]

What's the deal? Hasn't been a pick in two hours

[Coach34]

Cincinnati selects Kony Ealy- DE- Missouri

[Political Hack]

The Chargers are shocked and thrilled to see Anthony Barr, OLB, UCLA sitting here this late and snatch him without any hesitation. It would've been nice to address a need in the secondary but we simply can't pass up a top 12 talent and the pass rushing ability Barr brings off the edge.

[pdawg10msu]

Sorry had to work late. I'll make my Denver pic though.

[dickiedawg]

Barr went 8th to MN

[Coach34]

San Diego has re-thought their pick and decides to take Verrett out if TCU

[Political Hack]

sorry guys. got a little excited there for no reason.

[I seen it dawg]

Douche

[Fader21]

Gabe Jackson

[Fader21]

And the crowd goes wild

[I seen it dawg]

Cleveland gonna Cleveland

[Political Hack]

Cleveland gonna Cleveland

at least his pick wasn't already off the board.

/head hanging in shame.

[War Machine Dawg]

Holy shit, totally forgot about this today. :(

[War Machine Dawg]

The Chargers are shocked and thrilled to see Anthony Barr, OLB, UCLA sitting here this late and snatch him without any hesitation. It would've been nice to address a need in the secondary but we simply can't pass up a top 12 talent and the pass rushing ability Barr brings off the edge.

Damn, this was going to be my pick at 11.

[I seen it dawg]

He's gone twice already but feel free to take him again.

[War Machine Dawg]

So we're up to pick #27? Meaning I can still make Carolina's pick at 28? Sweet.

[Coach34]

nice job Dick- we waited 2 hours

[War Machine Dawg]

nice job Dick- we waited 2 hours

My bad, got busy doing yard work. Sometimes my plan and others' plans don't mesh.

[Political Hack]

don't sweat them. they would've even let me draft that OLB from UCLA.

[Quaoarsking]

With the 27th pick, the Saints draft ... Antonio Richardson, OT, Tennessee

[War Machine Dawg]

With the 28th Pick in the 2014 EliteDawgs NFL Draft, the Carolina Panthers select Brandin Cooks, WR, Oregon State.

When asked about this pick, GM WMD said: "We needed some more weapons to go around our QB in Cam Newton. Cooks gives us legit 4.3 speed on the outside that will allow us to vertically stretch the field, and will help take some of the pressure off Steve Smith."

[I seen it dawg]

"And we are going to cut Steve anyway so it's all good"

[Dallas_Dawg]

29. New England - Aaron Donald - DT Pitt

[Fader21]

30. San Fran selects Kyle fuller. Virginia tech

[pdawg10msu]

31. Denver broncos select Marcus Roberson (Florida) CB

Not the fastest and not the strongest but will greatly improve the awful Denver pass d

[pdawg10msu]

Draft Order:

1. Texans (Coach34)- Jake Matthews...Texas A&M
2. St Louis (I Seen It)- Greg Robinson...Auburn
3. Jaguars (Hack)- Blake Bortels...UCF
4. Browns (Fader21)- Johnny Manziel...Texas A&M
5. Tampa from Oakland (RossDawg)- Teddy Bridgewater...Louisville
6. Atlanta (Dawghouse)- Jadaveon Clowney...South Carolina
7. Oakland from Tampa (Quaoasking)- Sammy Watkins...Clemson
8. Minnesota (Boomer15)- Anthony Barr....UCLA
9. Buffalo (DallasDawg)- Taylor Lewan...Michigan
10. Detroit (StateCoachingBlows)- Mike Evans...Texas A&M
11. Tennessee (War Machine Dawg)- HaHa Clinton Dix...Alabama
12. NY Giants (Bo Darville) - Justin Gilbert, CB, Okl State
13. St Louis (I Seen It)- Khalil Mack...Buffalo
14. Chicago (DallasDawg) - Timmy Jernigan, DT Florida State
15. Pittsburgh (Dawghouse)- Louis Nix...Notre Dame
16. Dallas (Coach34)- CJ Mosely...Alabama
17. Baltimore (Hack) - Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Florida State
18. NY Jets (Rayn_Man) - Eric Ebron, TE, North Carolina
19. Miami (Bo Darville) - Zach Martin, OL, NotreDame
20. Arizona (StateCoachingBlows)- Darquez Dennard...Michigan State
21. Green Bay (I Seen It)- Calvin Pryor...Louisville
22. Philly (dickiedawg)- Marquise Lee...USC
23. KC (Boomer15) - Odell Beckham, WR, LSU
24. Cincy (Pdawg10) - Ealy, DE, Mizzu
25. San Diego (Hack) - Verrett, CB, TCU
26. Cleveland (Fader21)- Gabe Jackson...Miss State
27. New Orleans (Quaoarsking) - Antonio Richardson, OL, Tenn
28. Carolina (War Machine Dawg) - Cooks, WR, Org St
29. New England (DallasDawg) - Arron Donald, DT, Pitt
30. San Fran (Fader21) - Kyle Fuller, DB, Va Tech
31. Denver (Pdawg10)
32. Seattle (RossDawg82)


2nd round:

2nd Round:

33. Houston Texans (C34)
34. Washington Redskins (C34)
35. Cleveland Browns (Fader 21)
36. Oakland Raiders (Quaorsking)
37. Atlanta Falcons (Dawghouse)
38. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Rossdawg)
39. Jacksonville Jaguars (Hack)
40. Minnesota Vikings
41. Buffalo Bills
42. Tennessee Titans
43. New York Giants
44. St. Louis Rams
45. Detroit Lions
46. Pittsburgh Steelers
47. Dallas Cowboys
48. Baltimore Ravens (Hack)
49. New York Jets
50. Miami Dolphins
51. Chicago Bears
52. Arizona Cardinals
53. Green Bay Packers
54. Philadelphia Eagles
55. Cincinnati Bengals
56. San Francisco 49ers
57. San Diego Chargers (Hack)
58. New Orleans Saints
59. Indianapolis Colts (Rayburn8)
60. Carolina Panthers
61. San Francisco 49ers
62. New England Patriots
63. Denver Broncos
64. Seattle Seahawks (Rossdawg)
I'd like Dallas in the second round!

[Coach34]

RossDawg is on the clock

[War Machine Dawg]

Tennessee is willing to trade Chris Johnson for an additional 2nd Round Pick.

[Statecoachingblows**]

Tennessee is willing to trade Chris Johnson for an additional 2nd Round Pick.

AZ would give up pick #52 for C.J. Just the pick though no furniture or trucks***

[Coach34]

Seattle selects Donte Moncrief- WR- Ole Miss

[War Machine Dawg]

TN will make that trade for pick #52.

[Coach34]

With the 1st pick of the 2nd round- the Houston Texans select Zach Mettenberger- QB- LSU

GM C34- "We felt like Zach's big arm and year of playing under Cam Cameron will be something this franchise needs. Power football and play-action passes with a big arm QB is the direction we are headed"

[Coach34]

Washington selects Ryan Shazier, LB, Ohio State

[Statecoachingblows**]

TN will make that trade for pick #52.

League approved?

[Coach34]

sure

[Fader21]

Cleveland selects tre mason. Rb auburn

[Quaoarsking]

Oakland selects Cyrus Kouandjio, OT, Alabama

[Dallas_Dawg]

Bump. Atlanta Falcons (Dawghouse) on the "clock"

[War Machine Dawg]

Oakland selects Cyrus Kouandjio, OT, Alabama

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Dawghouse]

Sorry all, wasn't around yesterday. Picking back up today.

Atlanta picks Morgan Moses OT Virginia with its second round pick.



Edited because I didn't realize Richardson was taken in the 1st round.

[Dallas_Dawg]

Tampa and Rossdawg on the clock (calendar)