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Dawgpile
02-11-2014, 09:04 PM
What if you could go 'rouge' booster to help State?

By that I mean, what if you suddenly had a source of funds that you could use to steer MSU recruits and could gain influence to make it happen. What means would you employ to transfer the money? Who around the recruit do you solicit to gain influence? How do you know the funds are being used for the purpose intended?

Just curious.

TheRef
02-11-2014, 09:07 PM
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Alldawg
02-11-2014, 09:08 PM
Damn, post #8 already going all in!

msstate7
02-11-2014, 09:09 PM
If I was interested in this, I'd attend freeze's coaching clinics during the summer*

TheRef
02-11-2014, 09:09 PM
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HereComesTheSpiral
02-11-2014, 09:12 PM
I hear the churches in Batesville are experts in this department

Natedogg33
02-11-2014, 09:22 PM
Always heard that there's no such thing as a stupid question. But by god, Dawgpile, you proved it all wrong. You asked four in one paragraph. It's a dam miracle. Congrats

Goat Holder
02-11-2014, 09:23 PM
What means would you employ to transfer the money?

REALLY? You don't have to be Jimmy Conway to know the answer to this. I'm more surprised by your stupidity than I am the fact that you want to cheat.


How do you know the funds are being used for the purpose intended?

Newsflash...you don't.

TheRef
02-11-2014, 09:24 PM
Always heard that there's no such thing as a stupid question. But by god, Dawgpile, you proved it all wrong. You asked four in one paragraph. It's a dam miracle. Congrats

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Dawgpile
02-11-2014, 09:25 PM
I see how this is gonna go, and it wasn't my intent.

If it's a MSU dick measuring competition any of you want to lose, let me know.

TheRef
02-11-2014, 09:27 PM
I see how this is gonna go, and it wasn't my intent.

If it's a MSU dick measuring competition any of you want to lose, let me know.

Listen, dude...I don't know what you were going for with your questions but the way you asked them was just BEGGING for the response you're getting. You got what was coming to you with the way you presented everything. Something like this is definitely something you DO NOT ASK on a public message board. This is just begging for TSUN trolls to take this and post it everywhere, which is what I'm afraid you're trying to get to happen.

Dawgpile
02-11-2014, 09:30 PM
I have no clue as to how you'd do it...Christ, just asking a ****ing question.

TheRef
02-11-2014, 09:31 PM
I have no clue as to how you'd do it...Christ, just asking a ****ing question.

YOU DON'T F***ING ASK THAT QUESTION!!!!

ETA: This explains what you just did.
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Natedogg33
02-11-2014, 09:37 PM
Dawgpile, I know you're a dog, and I was just funnin with ya. But the "hypothetical" questions weren't presented very well. I don't like hypotheticals. And I also care nothing about measuring dicks.

DownwardDawg
02-11-2014, 09:42 PM
I seen what's about to happen if you don't chill!!!! (for some strange reason I really enjoy saying that)

BogeyGolfer
02-11-2014, 09:52 PM
I seen what's about to happen if you don't chill!!!! (for some strange reason I really enjoy saying that)

Dawgpile is a State fan not sure why he thinks it's ok to ask that on a message board though??

TheRef
02-11-2014, 09:53 PM
Dawgpile is a State fan not sure why he thinks it's ok to ask that on a message board though??

I wasn't questioning his fanaticism, I was questioning his technique in asking a question like this.

starkvegasdawg
02-11-2014, 09:58 PM
What if you could go 'rouge' booster to help State?
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Why would turning into a form of makeup benefit MSU at all?

hacker
02-11-2014, 10:08 PM
Why would turning into a form of makeup benefit MSU at all?

Why, you've never heard of 'red' boosters?**

Or maybe he meant "what if you could go 'Baton Rouge' booster to help State?"**

Dawgpile
02-11-2014, 10:10 PM
Jeez you guys are paranoid... You all really think there's some 'secret sauce' you'd be giving away? Some admission of guilt? If you really had, would you tell me your methods on a message board?

Esmerelda Villalobos
02-11-2014, 10:10 PM
Elbow

TheRef
02-11-2014, 10:11 PM
Why, you've never heard of 'red' boosters?**

Or maybe he meant "what if you could go 'Baton Rouge' booster to help State?"**

What about taking the recruits to see Moulin Rouge?

TheRef
02-11-2014, 10:12 PM
Jeez you guys are paranoid... You all really think there's some 'secret sauce' you'd be giving away? Some admission of guilt? If you really had, would you tell me your methods on a message board?

*sigh* just stop on this thread...just stop. You'll save yourself and everyone else the embarrassment if you do. Leave with what little dignity you have left.

Dawgpile
02-11-2014, 10:31 PM
*sigh* just stop on this thread...just stop. You'll save yourself and everyone else the embarrassment if you do. Leave with what little dignity you have left.

Thanks for the concern. I'll figure it out on my own.

cheewgumm
02-11-2014, 11:19 PM
Blue horseshoe love anticot steel.

bulldawg28
02-12-2014, 05:44 AM
When they bought a burger I'd get the fries. They'd be true maroon in no time.

PMDawg
02-12-2014, 08:42 AM
Here's a guy that's bound to get us the death penalty. I mean, with a start like this, what could possibly go wrong? I mean this guy even went so far as to put "cheating" in the title of the thread.

My advice to you on your original question: DONT. You would obviously be caught within a week. Just don't. We don't need this kind of "help". Hypothetically speaking of course. Smfh.

Bo Darville
02-13-2014, 07:28 AM
If I were you, I would use the money for a party for recruits. Maybe you could hire someone to truck in 400 cases of illegal beer for the guys to drink. I know a couple of guys named Big Enos and Little Enos who could help you out and give you some pointers.

Political Hack
02-13-2014, 08:50 AM
Depends on what school you're talking about...

At OM: throw a parade in the middle of town with hookers, drugs, alcohol, and students handing out money like they just won the lottery.

At State: it has to be something less than offering advice to the family of a kid as to how to avoid getting ripped off when they spend their own money to purchase a vehicle.