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cheewgumm
02-07-2014, 10:21 PM
Sit home and wAit for Mullen to uncover a hidden gem then bother that person until 3 am until they agree to come. He's like tippy turtle "first I'm gonna bother everybody I meet then I'll probably go home and get drunk."

What a talentless good he is.

Statecoachingblows**
02-07-2014, 10:44 PM
Hope he stays around long enough to see some numbers on what his classes produce, graduate and find the NFL

maroonmania
02-07-2014, 10:49 PM
I wouldn't exactly refer to a former 5 star high school recruit as a "hidden gem".

Dawg61
02-07-2014, 10:55 PM
1. Check recruiting websites for 4&5* ballers. Spam any names found with letters, packages and twitter.
2. Locate direct family of same recruits and repeat spamming.
3. Send LOI with instructions on how to forge son's signature along with promise of cash. Include $20.
4. Send a signed picture of Archie and Eli and another with Peyton.
5. Send Ole Miss tshirts with "love Hugh Freezus" on them
6. Send Nkemdiche selfies in 5 different instagrams
7. Send multiple FaceTime requests after midnight every night
8. Repeat 1-7 with any Mullen recruit