How I'd love to be a reporter and interview Christy Malzahn now!

[M.Fillmore]

She'll be dogging the Gus, the assistants, the players, the fans, her kids, etc.

[Bully13]

I may not know who you are talking about now (maybe the AU head coache's wife?), if so I would do her anally with pleasure and no protection...

God that was awful... but this is so fun I can't help myself...