Dawgowar
01-03-2014, 12:33 AM
1. TSUN, in the most epic road win in the history of 70 of the 119 NCAA Teams, beats Texas on the road...in Austin, Texas....away from the magical unicorn forrest known as The Grove.
2. Texas, beat Oklahoma....on a neutral field, but away from home and therefore means they had to copy the TSUN road attitude to win the game.
3. Both games were played on ABC/ESPN outlets...these outlets have consistently spoken of the TSUN 'crootin title and how mother ****ing special they are.
4. TSUN, in an act of humility, acknowledges their strategy of letting Auburn take the lead on them backfired a bit, notes they still won the party...on the damn road.
5. LSU beat Auburn using TSUN's game plan...at home, not on the road. LSU's 'crootin was not as good either.
6. TSUN gave Bama it's first REAL test and simply ran out of time. Moral victory points trump the actual 'L' on the record. Of course those were last season's moral victory points but that is just a detail.
7. TSUN beat LSU...their real and natural rival. The 'Pre-Desegragation Cup' will spend another glorious year in the Southern Secret Society Room (wink-wink) of the Lyceum.
8. MSU lost to LSU - at home. Neither school tried to win the party. TSUN won it for both of them in an act of neighborly kindness.
9. TSUN lost to MSU but it doesn't count because ESPN mentioned their 'crootin class more than MSU's. The Egg Bowl trophy had been blocking the portrait of their last 'crootin class anyway.
10. Bama lost to Oklahoma and therefore reinforces the glory of TSUN's moral victory, their epic road win over Texas, the multiple mentions of their 'crootin class, and the fact that they look better than Auburn.
TSUN Chancellor will be waiting for the UPS Truck to show up with their damn crystal football. Banner from the Ole Miss Campus Journalist Club Sports Writers Association being made.
2. Texas, beat Oklahoma....on a neutral field, but away from home and therefore means they had to copy the TSUN road attitude to win the game.
3. Both games were played on ABC/ESPN outlets...these outlets have consistently spoken of the TSUN 'crootin title and how mother ****ing special they are.
4. TSUN, in an act of humility, acknowledges their strategy of letting Auburn take the lead on them backfired a bit, notes they still won the party...on the damn road.
5. LSU beat Auburn using TSUN's game plan...at home, not on the road. LSU's 'crootin was not as good either.
6. TSUN gave Bama it's first REAL test and simply ran out of time. Moral victory points trump the actual 'L' on the record. Of course those were last season's moral victory points but that is just a detail.
7. TSUN beat LSU...their real and natural rival. The 'Pre-Desegragation Cup' will spend another glorious year in the Southern Secret Society Room (wink-wink) of the Lyceum.
8. MSU lost to LSU - at home. Neither school tried to win the party. TSUN won it for both of them in an act of neighborly kindness.
9. TSUN lost to MSU but it doesn't count because ESPN mentioned their 'crootin class more than MSU's. The Egg Bowl trophy had been blocking the portrait of their last 'crootin class anyway.
10. Bama lost to Oklahoma and therefore reinforces the glory of TSUN's moral victory, their epic road win over Texas, the multiple mentions of their 'crootin class, and the fact that they look better than Auburn.
TSUN Chancellor will be waiting for the UPS Truck to show up with their damn crystal football. Banner from the Ole Miss Campus Journalist Club Sports Writers Association being made.