gravedigger
12-22-2013, 07:57 PM
It's December 23rd 2020 and some weird fella, we'll call him...... Schmancy, hands a new head coach, who recently got the position after being cleared of accusations of trying to steal a bootlegged CD copy of Justin Beiber's greatest hits, a news article. The article recaps the previous 7 years. In it are recruiting rankings and some other pieces of info for a couple of teams.
Team number one accomplished this: 11 five star players and 39 4 star players over the 7 recruiting classes
Team number two got : 3 five star players and 30 4 star players over the 7 recruiting classes
Team # one went to 4 bowl games. 2 new years day games and 2 others
Team # two went to 5 bowl games. 2 new years day games and 3 others
Team Two beat Team one 5 of the previous 7 years leading up to 2020.
Schmancy says, "Nice van, is it yours?"
Coach says, "Yea, as a matter of fact, it...sure is"
Schmancy says, "so, we got those redn.....team # twos where we want them, huh? Proof's all there in black and white"
Coach says, "look you little prick, I don't care how much coke you have in the bag, you aint getting the Beiber CD"
Question for the board, What f'ing alternate universe does this conversation happen on?
Team number one accomplished this: 11 five star players and 39 4 star players over the 7 recruiting classes
Team number two got : 3 five star players and 30 4 star players over the 7 recruiting classes
Team # one went to 4 bowl games. 2 new years day games and 2 others
Team # two went to 5 bowl games. 2 new years day games and 3 others
Team Two beat Team one 5 of the previous 7 years leading up to 2020.
Schmancy says, "Nice van, is it yours?"
Coach says, "Yea, as a matter of fact, it...sure is"
Schmancy says, "so, we got those redn.....team # twos where we want them, huh? Proof's all there in black and white"
Coach says, "look you little prick, I don't care how much coke you have in the bag, you aint getting the Beiber CD"
Question for the board, What f'ing alternate universe does this conversation happen on?