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DownwardDawg
03-20-2026, 09:25 AM
Dead at 86.

Let the thread begin!!!!!
SaintDawg
03-20-2026, 09:29 AM
Chuck Norris doesn’t die; he waits.
BeardoMSU
03-20-2026, 09:30 AM
Chuck Norris doesn’t die; he waits.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity....TWICE!

RIP.
parabrave
03-20-2026, 11:22 AM
He goes to join his brother who was killed in Vietnam. My favorite movie was Lone Wolf McQuade.
Coach34
03-20-2026, 11:43 AM
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down- and she did.
SaintDawg
03-20-2026, 12:02 PM
Silent Rage was my favorite Chuck movie. Kinda sci-fi/action.
Brobi-wan
03-20-2026, 12:19 PM
Chuck Norris isn’t dead. He just logged off because he was bored.
somebodyshotmypaw
03-20-2026, 12:42 PM
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down- and she did.

Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
DownwardDawg
03-20-2026, 12:59 PM
Never disappointing!!!!!! Love these!!
BeardoMSU
03-20-2026, 01:38 PM
Chuck Norris once went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate...he rapes his hand!
Coach34
03-20-2026, 01:42 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate...he rapes his hand!

Medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better.
starkvegasdawg
03-20-2026, 01:43 PM
Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a truck. From then on the truck was known as Optimus Prime.
Activated Alpha
03-20-2026, 01:49 PM
Yall know Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years. The Grim Reaper just now finally found the courage to tell him
Lord McBuckethead
03-20-2026, 02:07 PM
Jesus finally gets an opportunity to pay Chuck Norris back for the gift of beard.
Lord McBuckethead
03-20-2026, 02:08 PM
chuck norris once won a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.
Pancho
03-20-2026, 02:12 PM
chuck uses pepper spray to season his meat
somebodyshotmypaw
03-20-2026, 02:29 PM
In high school Chuck Norris played the grand piano in the marching band.
Extendedcab
03-20-2026, 02:37 PM
Chuck Norris didn't do pushups, he pushed the earth down!
BeardoMSU
03-20-2026, 02:39 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
CaptainObvious
03-20-2026, 03:27 PM
The most famous one of all:

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
BeardoMSU
03-20-2026, 04:12 PM
Hadn't seen this, but it made me laugh...

https://twitter.com/i/status/2035040011867898338
Activated Alpha
03-20-2026, 05:16 PM
I am not saying goodbye because there is still a chance he changes his mind
BeardoMSU
03-20-2026, 05:22 PM
I am not saying goodbye because there is still a chance he changes his mind

What better for a man who counted to infinity....twice!*
R2Dawg
03-20-2026, 07:12 PM
A cobra bit Norris; the snake died later of Chuck Norris bite.
Bothrops
03-22-2026, 11:28 AM
Chuck's first film appearance was in The Wrecking Crew that starred Sharon Tate and Dean Martin in 1968.