Maverick91
10-20-2025, 03:30 PM
I think this would be the best just for kicks and giggles and watching further dumpster fires happen.
1. Florida - they need Gruden. He would just piss off every booster, he would lead them to 8-4 seasons with a random 9/10 win season. He would be just charismatic enough to keep the gig and shuffle them out of millions for a few years.
2. Arkansas - Lincoln Riley - he gets tired of being on the west coast where nobody talk about him outside of the bubble of LA. Comes to Arkansas hustles them out of millions and recognizes this is not the place for him and quickly after like 8-4 and them a 7-5 years he skips town.
3. USC - Lane kitten - round two. It works but kitten just can never really get there always goofs up against someone he shouldn't. Just be funny.
3. Penn State - Ed Orgeron - you know how lost those Pennsylvania folks would be trying to listen much less understand him. Dude it would be must watch TV.
4. Pissville - they are so pissed and lose all football sense they go out and pull Al Golden ex temple ex Miami coach. He tries to wear the tie in the sideline and it just doesn't work. Drives them deep into debt and frustration because he doesn't play their games.
5. LSU AND AUBURN - they just flip their coaches. It would be talk of the offseason as to why and what benefit. We would see Freeze was just a new system in a modern era change and a great coach. Auburn would fit with Brian Kelly but again he would be another Malzahn.
1. Florida - they need Gruden. He would just piss off every booster, he would lead them to 8-4 seasons with a random 9/10 win season. He would be just charismatic enough to keep the gig and shuffle them out of millions for a few years.
2. Arkansas - Lincoln Riley - he gets tired of being on the west coast where nobody talk about him outside of the bubble of LA. Comes to Arkansas hustles them out of millions and recognizes this is not the place for him and quickly after like 8-4 and them a 7-5 years he skips town.
3. USC - Lane kitten - round two. It works but kitten just can never really get there always goofs up against someone he shouldn't. Just be funny.
3. Penn State - Ed Orgeron - you know how lost those Pennsylvania folks would be trying to listen much less understand him. Dude it would be must watch TV.
4. Pissville - they are so pissed and lose all football sense they go out and pull Al Golden ex temple ex Miami coach. He tries to wear the tie in the sideline and it just doesn't work. Drives them deep into debt and frustration because he doesn't play their games.
5. LSU AND AUBURN - they just flip their coaches. It would be talk of the offseason as to why and what benefit. We would see Freeze was just a new system in a modern era change and a great coach. Auburn would fit with Brian Kelly but again he would be another Malzahn.