This is amusing (MDL comments on current fashion trend):

[RocketDawg]

Does Saban dye his hair?

There is no way that a man his age has little of gray hair.

He almost certainly does. It looks sorta green in the right light. But ... what's wrong with a man dying his hair? Women do it all the time and nobody thinks anything about it. Of course, women wear dresses and short skirts all the time and nobody gets upset, but if a man did it ....

[TUSK]

Of course, women wear dresses and short skirts all the time and nobody gets upset, but if a man did it ....

...he get a choice of either bathroom???

[RocketDawg]

...he get a choice of either bathroom???

Of course he does, depending on how he identifies.

Actually, in Tuscaloosa, Saban could probably go in the women's bathroom with no fallout. Let's just hope he hasn't tried to kiss a woman in his past ....