I think it would go something like the kids are all friends with this older kid who is great at football and the star of southpark. college recruiters are coming into town to visit said kid at the school. You could have Alabama, and Michigan come visit (because their head coaches are well known) and then have Hugh come in. Of course, since the writers see us as redneck southeners, then they could have Hugh talk like a southern plantation owner with the Jimmy Swaggert religious characteristics. Cartman sees an angle to play to help sway the recruit towards a certain team and works deals with each coach. Hugh works out a deal to introduce Cartman to Kati Perry and get him all the Taco Bell he could want. The NCAA plans a bust using the SouthPark PD and the Southpark police commissioner dresses up like Kati Perry....and goes all the way with Hugh. And for shits and giggles, throw in a Yancy cameo filming the whole thing from a peephole.