I'll complain about sidewalk fans. I had a plumber come to my house yesterday, he was, well, interesting lets say. He made a point to tell me he just found a stray dog and named him Bama. You know, because "bama" is his favorite team. I can say with a high degree of certainty this gentleman did not attend Alabama, and probably could not point out Tuscaloosa on a map. In fact, if "Bama" lost I can tell you this dogs name would have been Georgia because naturally Georgia would have then been his favorite team.