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Ok, COI game of the day - Day one - Things NOT said in the COI Hearing
List as many as you can:
'' The use of interpretive finger painting in lieu of the written ACT test is totally acceptable. Sorry our investigators viewed it otherwise. ''
''Clearly your school's football team has been unfairly tainted by the wanton recklessness of your rogue Women's Basketball team. You may go and feel free to take extra mints at the snack bar.''
''We totally understand the gas mask was actually part of a campus civil defense plan in the event of a North Korean nuclear attack. We applaud Mr. Tunsil contacting a coach seeking funds to buy extra filters for his teammates. Please, plan on going to a bowl game this year. ''
''Oh...my goodness, these handwritten receipts totally prove the athlete paid for his own car. My gosh, you guys go home and forget we even asked you to come to this hearing.''
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Hugh Freeze while winking: "anybody want to go eat oriental food tonight? I can call ahead for reservations".
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Originally Posted by
somebodyshotmypaw
Hugh Freeze while winking: "anybody want to go eat oriental food tonight? I can call ahead for reservations".
You misquoted .... "anybody want to go eat oriental tonight? I can call ahead for reservations".
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Matt Luke: No doughnuts for me. I'm on a diet.
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Sure, there are plenty of rooms available at the Oxford Inn.
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Originally Posted by
somebodyshotmypaw
Hugh Freeze while winking: "anybody want to go eat oriental food tonight? I can call ahead for reservations".
Completely unrelated, but I had to...
Everyone wants to be a beast...until its time to do what beasts do.
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Why yes, our players love Katy Perry.
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Is Leo done with the COI?
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In regards to the escort calls on Mr. Freeze's cell phone, we have come to the conclusion, based on a newly discovered hand written letter given to us by Mr. Freeze today, that the cell phone in which the calls were supposedly made was in fact stolen the night before the calls were made by a man named Taremy Lunsil. We trust the facts Mr. Freeze has given us regarding this and we see no reason to question Mr. Lunsil at this time.
Also, for the record, Mr. Lunsil is a sick man that needs help. This pattern of repeated calls to escort services using another man's phone is very disturbing. We ask this be struck from the list of infractions and that Ole Miss consider reinstating Mr. Freeze as head football coach as soon as possible.
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Yes, we are guilty and accept all findings to be true.
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High Freeze: If anyone has any facts about these violations please send to 900-my-escort. If not please don't slander me.
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Senior Member
Freeze you are the chosen one who has been unjustly persecuted by the Satanic Dan Mullen and his minion Leo Lewis.As a token of our sorrow we will punish State and reward Ole Miss the National Championship asap!
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Y'all got us, but you got to admit, we ain't never lost a party!
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Originally Posted by
Jack Lambert
Is Leo done with the COI?
Yes
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"Chairman rules the University of Mississippi counsel can question SA39."
"Exonerated of all charges!"
"What's a 'yute'?"
Last edited by Dawgpile; 09-11-2017 at 10:28 PM.
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When we said it was a butt-dial, we really weren't lying. They were all booty-dials.
You're blind if you can't see improvement.....Freshmens......Strain.....Kick rocks and pound sand......Drag my Yankee ass outta here!......
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"That Stephen Godfrey article showed us the light and how wrong we were. We're sorry to have to inconvenience you through all of this."
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Committee chair: "We have now spent two days in this room listening to the case from NCAA prosecution. They have shown charts, graphs, photos, text messages, affidavits, emails, video, fingerprints, receipts, DNA, eyewitness testimony, digital data, paperwork, and expense statements to prove wrongdoing. Ole Miss, you now have two days to defend yourself."
Ole Miss: "We didn't do it! We rest our case"
Committee chair: "Based upon such compelling evidence presented by Ole Miss, i find them innocent of all charges".
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Originally Posted by
somebodyshotmypaw
Committee chair: "We have now spent two days in this room listening to the case from NCAA prosecution. They have shown charts, graphs, photos, text messages, affidavits, emails, video, fingerprints, receipts, DNA, eyewitness testimony, digital data, paperwork, and expense statements to prove wrongdoing. Ole Miss, you now have two days to defend yourself."
Ole Miss: "We didn't do it! We rest our case"
Committee chair: "Based upon such compelling evidence presented by Ole Miss, i find them innocent of all charges".
^^^^Winner^^^^
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