(1) our non Mississippi friends will think us crazy for enjoying OM Meltdown 2017 so much
(2) many women are going to seek husband phone records and begin cold calling and searching for Detroit numbers
(3) many of us will be banned or commit infractions because the shear exhuberance of this moment will lead to breaking a rule
(4) this is the best July weekend in recent MSU history- typically we are just complaining about Lindy's football prognostication or fretting about Summer baseball stats from the Cape